All Comments on 'Happy Wife, Happy Life... Not Today'

No reason to be nice to Candy. She was a low life bitch when she left and stayed that way. D

OMG third story by this "Author" and I give up! So stupid.

I don't get all these husbands who nonchalantly just accept getting cut off with sex for multiple months. In this story it is 4 months, since the start of the affair. Huh? Furthermore, even ifnshe planned for a while for a divorce, after being married 16 years, unless there was seriously bad blood between the two spouses, why would she totally cut him off anyways, that would raise suspicions for even the most clueless husband in real life. If she wanted to get pregnant by the next guy, just wait till the separation after divorce filing. Or insert a diaphragm with spermicide for her husband. How can a husband be blindsided completely when cut off from sexual relations for four months unless there was medical issues or a ton of business travel. Even then, four months? Of course what Candy did was the ultimate betrayal and karma catches up to her and the asshole a d yet her ex husband is nice to her. Sigh.

From Candy:

"Robert impregnated me. He wanted a child with me so he got me drunk one night when you were out of town. He fucked me half the night, intentionally leaving me full of his sperm. It worked. I missed my next period. He refused to let me do anything about it once he learned I was pregnant."

====> ok wait a moment. So let's parse this for a moment. She loves the asshole, but he gets her really drunk and fucks her bareback all night during her fertile and she gets pregnant. And wait, wait. He refused to let her do anything about her pregnancy? Like oh say an after morning pill? After what he did to her, regardless of how she felt before that night and the aftermath, she STILL loved the asshole? She didn't break it off? What she was afraid he would tell her husband, thereby getting himself fired anyways? I get that he wanted her to be more than an affair but she isn't 16 years old. She was married for 16 years. Ignoring the fact she had an affair where she not only cheated but fell in love with the asshole, if she didn't want to break up her family (ignoring why she fucked around in the first place(, why would she stay with a guy who completely disrespected her and impregnated her while getting her drunk, against her will? After only being together for four months, no matter how freaking torrid the affair, or much she thought she was falling love with him, no remotely self respecting woman woukd stay with a guy, who against her consent impregnated her and then prevented her from doing anything to care of the unwanted pregnancy. I know this is fiction, but that is just ludicrous, with the exception that she was in an abusive affair and terrified of her new lover, or she had a serious mental illness, which doesn't come off in the text.

And oh yeah. The asshile had zero leverage about preventing an abortion. Why? His threats of telling her husband was fangled. Why? Because she was going to lose her husband anyways of she stayed with him. And worse, he would get fired when exposed, and even more disastrous lose his means to launder money. Wtf the asshole had the IQ of an iguana.

Wow that story went off the rails with the unbelievable twist. Shebstays with the guy who shot her twice and almost got her killed and killed their baby, which supposedly she didn't want anyways? Live with him for six years. Why do they need the husband for the Cayman Islands account? She obviously figure it out anyways later on. Was money her motivation throughout almost all of this? Why wait six years? The case was closed. Odd story. Disjointed fragments.

I still agree with my earlier remark, but I do think it's an interesting story and well worth the read.

A very nice ending.

Weird story with a lot of holes and inconsistent twists. The Anonymous comments from three months prior are dead on, this is a mess.

“The DA feels I've been punished enough and there would be nothing to gain by prosecuting me now.”

That’s total fantasy land. Someone has to be made an example of, and the mastermind is dead. She’s going to be fucked over on every charge the State prosecutor can think of, and then the Feds will take their turn.

ZK

"Look! That was Evel Knievel's GHOST jumping a 24k gold motorcycle through the gaping plot holes in this story!"

fun story...not one where you need to dissect the details too hard or it'll give you a headache

Did this really happen? It sounds so real, almost like this happens every week

Nice try. Completely implausible--but this might help... Brother, you really need to work on eliminating the cliches from your wording. One thing that helps lift the firewall of disbelief in even the most implausible story is make the writing real. One thing balances the other. You struggle with that in many of your stories. I can tell you put the work in trying to craft a touching story, but the words are killing you. You can do this! Write, rewrite and rewrite again.

Decent story. My only complaint is Robert still being the love of Susan's life after he shot her and killed her baby. Quite unrealistic.

susan is right, she deserves to die alone and miserable

and he kept the slut's illgotten cash. Horshit, I would have burned it right in the driveway.

the beginning of the story is good

the end is shit

2 stars

Last page is crap.

Naw, I don't think so. The Bear will pass. 3 stars for the hot sex, minus two for it being a Camaro. Get a better car.

The BEAR

Ex wife is devoid of any loving feelings. WHAT A BITCH.

"I'm leaving you. I've fallen in love with another man"

"You don't have a choice. It has to be this way"

"Just accept it"

Same story, different story line. Took a HUGE hit for being unoriginal.

Made Candy be a Zombie wife, that has no conscience, and yet has the ability to hide an affair.

Made Andy to be the most inconsistent cuckold zombie in the world, that only thinks with his penis and thinks that the only place to have sex is on the hood of his car. First he goes nuclear on Robert, but as soon as Candy opens her legs....6 years later, he dives right in. Never mind the fact that he struggled to let her go and pretty much became resolute to put a 16 year marriage in his past, like a normal person would.

Having Robert shoot the lookalike, and hit Candy, yet Candy stayed with him AFTER losing a child....WHAT? Damn! That woman loves money, and not her children. I've heard of a lot of things but never heard of THAT before! Mind you, this woman was the same woman who previously was that stereotypical happy wife of 16 years with a child already, that she just threw away..... Oh boy, it's getting deep.

Sadly, the only decent character development was that of the daughter, Monica. Even that was....not very good.

I am thinking this story is someone's hubris and lack of imagination slapped on paper....rubbed around....and sent....

4 stars. Story and originality got you 2, the son got you 1, the daughter not wanting to have shit to di with the bith got 0. Fucking one that Camero and gooung it ruined the hood got you 1. Get a better premise and a much better car.

Wolfoftheworld

The first page was okay. After that, it fell off the cliff. The whole scene where they tell the daughter that her mom is running off with her lover is typical of LW ham-handed writing. The whole, "...and what did you do with..." trope is worn out. No kid seeing the tension, the body language, the devastation on her father's face and her mother's uncomfortable demeanor would start snarking. Every LW story is based on all the rest. Originality--look it up and try a bowl.

Better ending and shorter too! "Mr. Richards, a Mr. Robert Archer was driving the vehicle in which your wife was a passenger. He was deceased at the scene. Was he her fiancée?" "Yes, they were to be married as soon as our divorce was final in two weeks.... so you can fuck off and lose my number. Make sure if my cheating skank slut wife wakes up and recovers she' knows not to trespass here or she may be shot again. Tell her, her best bet is to find another fuck toy and become his whore." Andy hung up and lived happily ever after without the cunt. She tried to make up some bull shit story about the mob but nobody believed her and when she finally just went away and disappeared, nobody gave a flying fuck. Especially her daughter. She was just thankful she'd never have to see that piece of trash again.

Has any character you’ve ever written heard of birth control? There are several methods available.

great story,

I'm a bit hazy (damn age is catching up) not sure if this is my second or third trip through your tale, thank you .

somewhere east of Omaha

Wow , the cuck took the filthy whore back ... again .

It's always like this in your cuck stories