All Comments on 'Happy Wife, Happy Life... Not Today'

I'm not reading it without something more. And what's with the old stories being reposted? First Vandemonium comes up with some bullshit why he should get a second pass, then this. Other writers are getting cheated.

But damn sure fun

write more stories like this.

No one goes on a pre-wedding vacation. Still gave it 4*

Not bad! I like this type of action/drama. Seems Candy was a bit mercenary, and fell in with a guy that believed himself to be smarter than everyone else. If this was real life, there would be more as in the real owners of the money would return for it.

Why did officer Crews show up 6 years later to tell him the case had gone cold when it's been cold for 6 years, and happened to be right after Candy shows up.

And all of a sudden after 6 years she had this amazing hots for him.

How did Candy and Robert have so much money (the Bentley, living well over 6 years, the bodyguard) if they weren't able to access the money?

Umm, since Robert was alive, why did they need the ex to pretend to be him, with a fake driver's license in Robert's name to access the funds. You know, real people can pretend to be themselves and use their own driver's license too. Was Robert worried that the mob was casing the bank for 6 fucking years waiting for him?

You said Robert was an attorney and Candy worked in a law firm. While that doesn't mean they are geniuses, but they have to have an IQ over retardation, right? So, which one of them thought up the great idea to shoot the pretend Robert in the head, in a moving car, with Candy sitting next to him (umm, with 4 bullets), and that Candy will then be able to slowly (you do realize the gas and brake pedals control the speed of the car and not the steering wheel, and there would be a dead body in the way of the gas and brake pedal) drive the car into a tree.

Umm, what was the purpose of Robert shooting Candy?

Was Robert literally waiting in the other room, in the MC's house, with a shotgun and the first time the MC says I don't think I will do it, he barges in?

You'd think I noticed all this because I was really paying attention. I skimmed through the story and all this just jumped out at me. Imagine if I actually read this story.

This was really, really, really bad. It deserves 1.25 stars, but feeling generous rounded up to 2.

good story 5 stars

Is the author retarded?

The story was okay, if quite cliched, on the verge of divorce and a central character ends up in hospital, innocent party and person that would likely lose their job for doing so, start a relationship.

You say you are sure there are errors, surely better to publish when you are sure that you have caught them all? At least try.

Grammar errors and other mistakes do not help your cause, seriously, a free copy of Grammarly would really help, if you can get a proof reader too, so much the better.

i don't believe his ex ever did regret what she did to their family.

...we’re u even sure where u wanted the story to go?

A few things that didn't add up but it didn't ruin it for me. Only thing that drove me nuts was the taking her on the hood of the car. After what she did I wouldn't have answered the door let alone have sex and then have her stay at my home.

I enjoyed the story for the most part. The wife was party to a murder, and possibly the murder of her ex, once they had no use for him after the banking transaction. She showed little or no remorse for her post or pre divorce behaviour. There is one more thing: the author has sexual feelings for an automobile! The camaro figures in all the m/c's sexual activity, twice w the wife and once w the sexy detective. He is obviously delerious, as everyone knows a 68 Dodge Charger has a way bigger back seat for fucking!!! Lol, lmfao. Btw, the Charger hood is big enough for two women, even w legs spread wide!!

Nothing matched up and every time she saw her...ex husband (?), she gets injured.

I think Andy is a fucking jinx and she should stay the fuck away from him.

My only constructive criticism involves the dynamic between Archer and Candy. Archer had her fooled for years which means he was either a brilliant sociopath with amazing acting abilities or she was a complete buffoon. Maybe she wasn't fooled and she just as big a sociopath and narcissist. The latter seems possible but less likely. Andy and Monica wouldn't have been blindsided as easily.

Having a single point of view creates these kinds of questions but that may have been your intent. Its a good story.

And the story worked very well.

"I love you, but I also wanted to cheat on you for years. I got preggers by some sleevebag. And I love him more than you and our daughter. Oh, wait. Now that my lover is dead, turns out i'v had time to think. i love you. i understand what love is. hur dur." ~some skanky ex wife with a stripper name.

"I love you too. Even though you cut me off from sex, planned to never tell me about your lover(best case scenario), and wanted to steal my only daughter from me to live with you and some sleezebag, i still love you. i love you so much, i'll just be sad after you leave us and never try romance again. i even sleep with you again with no attempts to understand the 'why'. i'm just SO blindly in love with you. oh, wait, nevermind. some broad i barely know says she likes me, i'm gonna be with her forever now. k, thnx. bye. hur dur."

~her equally stupid ex husband.

The money is still tainted and someone could still come looking it, and the bitch is still around.

For the umpteenth time, you don't "just fall in love." You feel an attraction, and you act on it. If you're a faithful husband/wife, you DON'T act on it, distancing yourself from the other person as much as possible.

Sigh. You CAN'T sue the firm unless they were somehow complicit in the affair, I don't know even then how esay it would be. They're consenting adults, if he's her superior SHE has a sexual harassment suit if she wants to file one. For that same reason, firing her, at least for the immediate future, would be a problem for the firm.

I figured the pregnancy instigated the divorce. She probably never wanted an abortion, she was probably in on the whole plan from the beginning.

The government hasn't kept an eye on her and noticed her sudden wealth?

"I did notice that she was talking quietly on her phone several times a day like she didn't want anyone else to hear. Not my business." - If they're going to be involved, with the potential danger, it most certainly IS his business.

A "pre-wedding vacation?" They'll have a Honeymoon "vacation" after the wedding, LOL!

"You lost your foot, Candy" - She knows that, she just said it's not there.

"She's 'suffered enough?'" - She's an accessory to murder!

It seems that the cop "fell in love" awfully fast!

This went downhill when she started explaining why she left. It went from a decent story to a train wreck.

Andy is a little slow, is a nice guy but not a cuck.

Good story 5*s

She's an accessory to murder with mob/cartel money. Both the police and the mob would be hunting for her. She would have no future.

"Love" with Det. Crews not exactly realistic, certainly not without further explanation. The rest has been done by Hollywood more than once so no problem there.

Thanks for the read.

****

The biggest one is when his officer crush reveals she never was in protective custody and it was a cold case. That red flag should’ve prompted at least an investigation. As well shooting at the decoy with the woman carrying his baby also in the front seat. Not even a sniper would do that unless intending to kill both. It would work if before he shoots at the wife, he reveals that he always intended to kill her as part of the plan. Imaginative and I still liked it despite the plot holes.

I enjoyed the story but seriously she is an accessory to murder participated in an attempted kidnapping and had to be at a minimum accessory to money laundering and very probably fraud amongst a myriad of other crimes. I can't see the DA letting her walk (no pun intended).

Interesting story, but talk about zero to sixty in the blink of an eye! He took Candy back as soon as she spread her legs, then proposed to the officer after an impulsive sex on the car hood... That boy needs to slow it down and think with the big head for once. Fun story, though.

I have never read a story where the wife cheats on a man out of nowhere and then gets burned and he finds a better woman.

You need to learn you some biology, dude. Only the first orgasm will contain enough sperm for fertility purposes, after that you're just splurting bullshit from Japanese tentacle rape cartoons.

he was willing to take his wife back - that makes him a cuck

I'd have played along enough to get the bank info, and then tied the tourniquet incorrectly, with the whore dead the money would have been mine

Find another outlet, you aren't a writer! Maybe try photography or fishing.

. . . of any interest here. Too contrived, too ridiculous at times, and too many unanswered questions. Started out interestingly enough, but deteriorated quickly into nonsense.

You wrote a perfectly good story and shit all over it on the second page. I stopped reading when he discovered her on his car.

How could you become so weak!!?

Good story, but the end seemed kind of rushed to me. Nice twists and turns. As a whole it was entertaining. I've heard of "Phantom Limb Pain" but never heard of "Ghost Pain".

... big enough to drive a Camero through (as others have noted). However, the story is entertaining and the plot twists are interesting.

DEEspite the inconsistencies and other whak-a-mole items, I really enjoyed this little tale!

No clue why.

This story had potential but too muck of the wrong BS at the wrong time. Segments of the story don't fit and the only redeeming part for Andy is that although with long, dry segments, he got to screw a lot at different segments of time.

I hope he keeps the Camaro polished a lot.

T.T.

I enjoy your writing very much and have scored you accordingly, but this one just doesn't do it for me. This man is betrayed and dumped by wife in the worst way, yet he continues to rescue her? She involves him in her outlaw lawyer's attempt t steal millions, knowing he will be killed after getting the money. Yet he rescues her again. Not plausible at all. Where does Candy get all her money? Not likely the government lets her keep the stolen money. I usually just try to enjoy the story as written, but this one just ends up being ridiculous.

He won't go to the Caymans to get all the stolen drug money but he'll accept a brief case full of money? Of course it's from his ex-wife - wink, wink, nod, nod. Seems like a complete reversal of character for him. Makes him really unlikable. UGH!

2 stars

Totally unconvincing:

'She took off her gun and badge and laid them on the top of the car.'

On top of a shiny 67 Camaro SS!!!!!!!!

End of romance.

From the start everything was going a mile a minute. I'm not even sure there was a story here. You did write something and submit it. A lot more than I've done and I thank you.

@Anonymous Re: "The ending ruined the story" - He wouldn't go to the Caymans to get THEM the money. This money was for him, payback for all that she put him through.

The believability meter registered a 0.0 for this story.

Wife falls in love with a criminal? Why?

Is clearly abused and mistreated by her lover, but stays with him. Why?

Then lover Insists on knocking her up. Why?

Then she is basically raped and forced to be impregnated but LOVES her rapist more than her hubby. Why?

Then just before the divorce is final and they can marry, they concoct a bizarre murder plot to fake his death. Why?

She waits six years to try to seduce hubby to violate the law and help her. Why? Why would she think he would help?

Why does hubby take her back?

Why would the bad guy then tell everything?

She is suddenly disposable?

She gets shot in the foot and the DA and Feds are going to FORGIVE multiple felonies, including murder, conspiracy to commit murder, kidnapping, money laundering, tax evasion, AND they let her keep the money?????

Hubby is nice to her and forgives her???

Hubby accepts her blood money???

Really???

I understand the cuckold crowd will disagree. But she would never gotten that close to a normal guy after she dumped him. also no normal guy would have stopped him from killing her.

It’s fiction, folks. Thanks for the feedback, good, bad or indifferent. As one of our other authors states in his comments. It’s my universe. Anything can and does happen. Thanks for reading.

He banged the Detective on the same hood as the slutty ex wife? Yeah, I'm sure it was clean and all, but make a new memory with your new squeeze. Gross.

Hey...who gives a shit. The money was a cash gift. Interesting story. Definitely not your usual cuckold story. No husband humiliation or cream pies. Good job! I give it four stars.

Do We-The-Readers (WTR) really know there was a criminal group in the

first place? A crooked lawyer (CL) should be smart enough to not scam the

syndicate (TS)

Maybe he scammed old ladies instead ... much smarter! WTR now know TS

didn’t do the shooting. If the dough was in The Caymans, why couldn’t CL just

go down there and get it himself ... CL was obviously scamming Sweetie about

True Love ... he doesn’t need a barren crip. If the moola is still down there, where

does the Bentley (and the rest of the high-life) come from ... for both CL and Sweetie?

Too many unlikely twists and turns.

3*

The story was thin concerning the cop and Andy. Her jump to loving him was not supported by the story. The one sentence where she looked at him just didn’t cut it

This was a running story ,made no sense , ending was pathetic. If her lover died how did she get the money. That he would have to turn in to the authorities. What a poor put tighter story.

The crime portion was not believable. She would be charged and the money seized. Debbie as an officer would not investigate. A detective would. The daughter went from important to afterthought. Why would they need husband to pretend? They could pay someone, or archer could have done it himself. They knew nothing about guns. 40 cal will blow the head up and keep going at that range. To ID him they wouldnot have his fiance say it is him, but use another scientific method. There was no reason for her to come back. Like I said much better options to get money

Candy is just to shady, Andy is just too forgiving, and although a decent story, it just didn't get me invo!vef.

Fairly good story. But we all know it would have ended differently. In real life the moment the Ex plopped her skanky ass on the hood of that nicely restored camaro. She would have got her ass beat. There are just somethings a man not aught to have to put up with.

The wife says, '' I really messed up my life." Understatement of the year.

Anyway, her new name is, 'hop-along'.

The wife in this story can be defined by the old saying, "You can't fix stupid".

One bad choice after another led to her downfall. I would have lost my mind if my wife started acting so crazy. She painted her husband into such a tight corner, I'm surprised he didn't murder her himself.

She wasn't evil. She lacked the basic skill set to see the long term results of her choices. She would have been a terrible chess player.

Entertaining LW's tale. 5 stars for more postings by this author.

I needed a good story to read tonight and to me this one hit the spot!! Thanks for sharing.

The story from the point Candy returned made little sense. The DA would never have let her go just for getting her foot shot off. She was an admitted accessory to murder ( the fake Robert). Plus the explanation of why they wanted Andy to impersonate Robert was messed up. Unless she wanted him killed, but then Robert was already supposed to be dead, and anybody following them want her ass plus the money anyway. And where did she get all the money she was flashing around... Just too many loopholes.

You might want a rewrite. Leave it with Candy dead or better, in jail. Then maybe an epilogue where Andy uses an ID Robert dropped when he was in the house to get the money and disapear into the Carribean...

“She looked me over, like I was a prized steer”. She must have wanted to turn you into hamburger, because a steer is only good for eating. A steer is a male cow, that has been castrated.

Candy was by all standards the stupidest bitch I have read on here.Choosing to be with a crook that lifted 10 Million Dollars from the Mob.All the while Candy kept having inner turmoil of why everything bad kept happening to her,and why such events like her losing her baby when she was shot that first time.

That is why it is called Kharma bitch!,but still Candy kept doing stupid shit,and should have called it quits,but alas Candy didn't and ended up being shot again by her lover and having to change her name again to Ilene since she had no right foot anymore.

Candy ultimately was a greedy narcissistic dumbass bitch who ruined her life and her Husbands and Daughters Lives just to be rich.If nothing else the saying "Crime doesn't pay" never held truer words.I just hope Candy finally learns from her fucking mistakes and changes them,Jeez what a Moron Candy is!!!.

She and her boyfriend assassinated somebody. There is no get out of jail free card for that. She was injured as an accomplice to an abduction that led to a shootout with police. She would get life.

Why did they need somebody who looked like Archer, as he was still alive?

I am guessing they were going to kill the ex-husband afterwards so why are they friends at the end?

I think you meant for her to try to save her ex-husband and thereby redeem herself a little, but it didn't happen that way so the story didn't make sense.

Is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.” I have always wondered what Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto was thinking as his plane was crashing down into the jungle.

A couple of thoughts regarding two errors that I have read in way too many stories. First; all men do NOT cry when they find out their wife is a cheating slut nor do they all have to vomit, shock and anger verging on rage is allowed. Second; this has been said many times in comments but I'm going to add mine to the list. There is YOUR and there is YOU'RE. The only time I ever remember getting an A in English was my senior year in high school and I must admit I had a bit of a crush on my teacher, Miss Curry. I really did pay attention in class because she was a nice lady and she did care so I did my best probably to please her. Authors, it's YOUR turn now so get this one thing correct please or else YOU'RE going to keep seeing this bitch. Signed: BTW

This was an interesting story, for which either 3* or 4* were warranted. It could have been a 5* but for a lot of irrational plot twists. I could not understand where was the money coming from if they could not access the Cayman bank accounts. Next, why did they need Andy to go to the Caymans to pretend to be Robert if the real Robert could do it? Robert says that he would be killed if he showed his face, but then Andy would be equally likely to be killed before he made it to the bank. Perhaps we are to imply that Andy would be killed after he went to the bank. Biggest hole is what was Candy thinking about what would happen to Any after he got the money. Any could be killed by the mobsters who got tipped about the withdrawal, but if not, would Robert have allowed Andy to live after he retrieved the money? Candy was apparently sending her ex to a virtually certain death at least at the hands of Robert. The failure to address that issue left the story unfinished.

BTW - I just received a note that I should not criticize the stories in LW, and, if I don't like them, I should write my own. Sorry - but the comments are here to provide constructive criticism for authors, and there are many helpful comments by various commentators. Good authors appreciate people giving thought to the stories, and prefer than to plastic "great jobs" as if we were all on a little league team.

A five star, by my rating method. I read maybe 2% of the stories on the site, most categories I never look at. Of the stories I start, I actually read maybe half. Usually, I read and don’t rate. When I do the stories, by definition, are in my top 20% and therefore 5 star.

The money and crimes could be better. She is guilty of at least accessory, after the fact, of 1st degree murder, and if they couldn’t get to that money, they had to have other sources.

But to me those are details which are secondary. All these stories (LW) are: some dalliance; a discovery; a reaction; and the aftermath. It is difficult to find a story that has not only been told, but beat to death. This was a good, new storyline.

Entertaining, but far fetched. One item was a big mistake: why would Monica invite Candy to her wedding? She knew before entering the hospital room, that her mother went out of her way to lie and manipulate Andy, after destroying their family. No way any daddy’s girl does that!

I enjoyed this story

Why did they have to go to the Cayman Islands to get the money? They could have it transferred anywhere they want. Then go get it.

Where was the money coming from for the last 6 years? They could afford a Bentley, a bodyguard and fine clothes.

Wait a minute, she's an accessory to murder! Remember the guy driving the car?

Where did the attache' case full of money come from? Obviously Candy still doesn't need any money.

When first we practice to become a stupid bitch

If actually in fed program they don't let you keep money from crimes

Didn't like it. Ex-wife was two faced and manipulative. Ex-husband was a chump, falling for her false statements for sex.

“My wedding present to you...”

Lying bitch. So I threw the briefcase away; probably counterfeit anyway.

1 star

Too many errors even for fiction

jtwheels

1star for letting the cheater back!

which includes payback and restitution to appease their own sense of right and wrong they seem to have misplaced for concealing it so long. TK U MLJ LV NV

A interesting ride. Better! Keep writing

Wife would not have gotten off. There is at least a murder /conspiracy to commit murder for the double who got shot plus federal RICO and money laundering charges.

I've never understood the motivation behind stories where the protagonist screws the ex and I didn't like that in this story. That part of his life is over and it is far easier on the psyche to leave it that way.

not much

Why would he even think about taking her back?

Also, when he got the call that she was in the hospital, the correct response is “Why is that my problem?”

Your story, your universe, your fantasy! I loved it!

Nice story, well written, well crafted.

I'm not an asshole looking for a reason to needlessly bitch. If I was I'd demand a refund while I ignored other trolls like me.

Again, well done and thanks for sharing!

The DA feels I've been punished enough and there would be nothing to gain by prosecuting me now.

That’s total fantasy land. Someone has to be made an example of, and the mastermind is dead. She’s going to be fucked over on every charge the State prosecutor ca think of, and then the Feds will take their turn.

Really enjoyed this, an excellent pice of fiction and the fact that it is fiction is what sails above the heads of the Trolls. Well done!

Stupid.

1*

1 star - bad idea - too many holes in the plot that make no sense. I quit after the first page.

The only good thing is that someone finally fucked a cop over other then that 1 star

Great Story !!

What????!!!! Almost lost it when author wrote he hadn't had sex since wife started affair!!! Is there really a Man who wouldn't raise roof Before went without sex a month

Excluded dead and over 90

And downhill etc. Where get money for car and chauffeur etc if need him to get into account

Perhaps a shorter version than our famous action-novelists would have produced but this is the best told story not focused on just sex that I have seen here at Literotica. Good job.

Overall, a very nice story. I know there's errors but I don't remember them now & don't want to re-examine the story. Thank you for this tale. However, hubby without sex for several months & him not questioning? Him taking her back with little questions after the accident-- never would happen unless man loved being disrespected. And the sudden fucking of the police woman with little or no dating... seriously? I gave it 3 stars, really on the low side. Should've rated it much higher. If you write a story, give the reader some insight & make it believable.

I didn’t finish the last two chapters. As soon as he fucked her on the hood of the Camaro, I realized this story was a waste of time. Real people do not leave a marriage the way she did, and just waltz back in, 6 years later, and pick right back up. The story sucked. I gave it one star, because zero was not available. I am not sure what is wrong with Rob5373, but I suggest he gets counseling.

This story had me going until: Candy returns & he accepts her back in the bedroom, including fucking her on the Camaro. She causes so much pain by giving him 15 min notes that she's leaving & filing for divorce & he takes her back? There's more, including her trying to get him to go to the Cayman Islands & having sex with the new detective without even dating! Just unrealistic. The events just don't happen in real life.

I generally see other stories from the authors, but this one's so bad, I'm skipping it. I don't hate this story, but strongly dislike it. But having stated the above, 1 star.

An engaging story line, for sure. Unlike some (many?) who read these stories, I always accept two operating, unchanging premises: 1. It's the author's story -- it's plot, the characters and their personalities, motivations and actions, etc. -- these all belong to the author, not me. 2. Unless the author states otherwise, its FICTION. Yes, elements can be taken from "real life" but the way they're assembled is fictional. But I do ask "Is this plot feasible? Does it have some rational or at least understandable context that people could realistically encounter? Or even unrealistically encounter? I also know that "Real Life can, and often is, much more bizarre, more unbelievable, more maddening, more stupid, than anything you'd read in a work of fiction. For instance: would a supposedly happily married woman claim to be in love with another, drop a divorce, and move out on her blindsided family all in the space of 15 minutes?? Sure. In "Real Life" she'd do in with a text message. Or she'd have someone show up at her house and shot the husband dead. (supposedly to avoid the cost and delay of a legal divorce. Fiction? No. It's happened. Really.).

Your writing is engaging and you pay attention to the technical details of writing. Thanks for your time and effort to give me some things to ponder about the Fate of Man. I'm glad your fiction is a lot more measured and less complicated than that darn Real Life.

Great ending

Why did she wait six years before turning up?.Why not two or three,six is a very long time to wait to get the money.?

Why would she wait six years to turn up to try to get the money.? Why not two or three ,six years is a long time?.What did they do for money in the mean time.?

Too over the top.

Too much Unanswered questions.

Again like Many stories MC with morals but No Balls.

This's the 2nd time I read the story... accidently. I realized it around the end of the 1st page. My opinion on it is the same as it was. She waited a long time - too long a time - to return & try to trick her ex into getting her money.

How did Candy finally get the money if she needed her lover or ex to go to the Caymens?

WHY did her ex allow her back in his life after what she did? Really?? You hurt somebody you're supposed to love severely, you just don't return.

Again, after all those years & the hurt she produced, he's immediately having sex with Candy?

Without any dating, just like that, he's fucking Deborah on the hood of the car & marrying months later?Sounds like a tramp in the making to me.

While it's the author's story to tell, MAKE IT SOMEWHAT REALISTIC!! This story, overall, isn't. 2 stars --Bob

Beyond fantasy, not in the least plausible.

Nice try but I'm not into unbelievable fantasy writing. Oh, Candy should have died!

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY. It's al about the money...how exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not great but real good FICTION, that is what it is suposed to be. Remember folks Superman is not real but we all enjoyed the comics.