by leapyearguy
for the wankers to tell you should have put this story in humour.
And a least one of them is going to make the point that killing and eating the guy is a little bit strong just because he wanted to fuck the wife. But then if we think back, no bugger had written the Ten Commandments back in the time this story was set. So that's really gonna fuck up their arguments.
Thanks for a good laugh my friend and I look forward to the continuation that you threatened us with.
I've just had a thought; you could have the animal rights folks after you for this one.
DC
You got it just right. Thank god you didn't use Fred Flintstone for this...
If she had been taken advantage of too often, we may never have begun the path to usuns, but the culinary channel would never have been born either so it's kind of a trade off.
Thanks Author - sometimes we are a bit to serious aren't we.
With High Regard
Very funny stuff. Maybe in the next chapter he could discover Group Sex or invent Incest. All the categories on the site are open.
and I do not wish to read anymore of your regurgetion
Just to dang good to say more as I'm still laughing. That was funny.
Thanks for some light hardness.
PT
your hypothesis, that the bender-over gender has been sharing the cookie-jar since the (very recent) dawn of time. Anyway, I always heard that the first adulteress was named 'Tugly, so I think you got that wrong too.
Also, I think I speak for most of use when I say that you should keep sick stuff like hairless creatures with multiple eyebrows out of your stories.
Wank
that you and th eMrs. put into this work, Wow.
If he ever gets rid of Fug, I want a shot at him. He sounds like a great hunter and provider. I hope he got a patent for the fire thing. I laughed a lot.
leapyearguy:
However, I never thought a Doctor of Anthropological History would so prostitute himself for the sake of a few chuckles as to bring the whole field of study into scathing rebuke by your following. One low brow, knuckle scabbed descendant of the tribe of Trog even went so far as to give you a zero and cast ancient curses upon you. Well done. Thank You. Ronnie W.
This is a great funny story.
I am still just crackin' up over the humor of this tale. I don't see how anyone could give you a zero and call this hostile. I suppose they are having a bad day...
I did wonder though how come Fug (love that name) could find missionary sex more enjoyable than doggy? I suppose the oral had something to do with that. Anyway, in the tradition of a former president of the US if it wasn't "rear entry traditional fucking it wasn't really sex" so he indeed had nothing to worry about.
I am still snickering here. Thanks for the fun read.
Charleybear
My Sir says that if He had His way i would be much more like Fug, because she could catch fish with her teeth . . . giggles . . . Rogue and His angel.
Where were you when I was studying history(or was it Pre-history?), and the damn teacher would not even allow us to sleep quietly! This is so much better and so vivid! Please more Pre-historic sex-ed!
Fantastic story. Its nice to see a sence of humor in a cheating story. The way that the story weaves its tale like modern times makes for a very funny read. Keep writing more of this type of work as it is a pleasent break from the same old ,same old.
Too much arrogant interruptions by the narrator.
very clever. you are a creative writer with a great sense of humor. thanks.
I never knew. I'm glad to have found this bit of information. I already have lit the oven.
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HA! HA! HA! Definately one of the funniest LW stories I have read superbly written . I lost it when he describes her hair and ass HA HA HA
Funny throughout - the perspective of the neanderthal was perfect -
Maybe my humor is out of whack tonight. I still gave you a good rating, of course.
This kind of humor and creativity is too rare in life. You're right! Sometimes sex is just funny. We take ourselves and our sex lives too seriously. The tone of this story is refreshing.
Just going on to read another shitty story on literotica, but wait!...I found myself reading the New Yorker Magazine!
Very well done. Very funny also. Keep writing.
Those people had long memories and good spelling editors....bill
Still laughing. 5* Have read some of your other works. Like your stuff. Have a good day or year or whenever.
***Scribbles the following into the military jacket*** Transfer to Battalion S2 shop (Intelligence gathering and distribution), promote B4 Peer's.
This is a hilarious little tale, probably taken off a cave wall in France.
Yeah, I was a Dumb Bastard who stayed all of the way through, laughing all the way. Good Job! Signed: BTW
u know more men have cheated than women especially in the old days man the 20s to the 60s i would say it was pretty much only the men who cheated. back then women's rights sucked so bad that women were afraid to cheat
Another hairy monster who happens to fall down the rabbit hole. Its a good thing that he was edible for the two of them to share; also that Fug couldn't say anything or complain.
A fucking Neanderthal vs Cromagnan comedy. You know, unless the two races had poached on each other's women, modern man would never have been born. So cheating is the backbone of evolution. Lol!!😜🤣
Come on. This was pretty funny. She was cheating with a Neanderthal. Almost all Europeans have Neanderthal DNA to different extents. The meta about not being able to talk got a bit repetitive. But it was a fun parody. 4 stars.
Cute, rather than hilariously funny funny. Interestingly, Whites have some low percentage of Neanderthal DNA, Mongoloids have more and blacks have none. That's how we know the "out of Africa" fable is not true. Blacks also have up to 19% of an archaic hominin admixture that no other race has. Neanderthals also had larger brains than "modern" human. All of this can be found easily on the Internet.
Of course, this is your story, you can write it any way you like and I still thank you for your it.