All Comments on 'History Of Cheating Wives Ch. 01'

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SilverstagSilverstagabout 18 years ago
Superb

Very well-written and amusing. Please continue.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Now we just have to wait

for the wankers to tell you should have put this story in humour.

And a least one of them is going to make the point that killing and eating the guy is a little bit strong just because he wanted to fuck the wife. But then if we think back, no bugger had written the Ten Commandments back in the time this story was set. So that's really gonna fuck up their arguments.

Thanks for a good laugh my friend and I look forward to the continuation that you threatened us with.

I've just had a thought; you could have the animal rights folks after you for this one.

DC

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Superb parody

You got it just right. Thank god you didn't use Fred Flintstone for this...

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Wow That Was Close !!!

If she had been taken advantage of too often, we may never have begun the path to usuns, but the culinary channel would never have been born either so it's kind of a trade off.

Thanks Author - sometimes we are a bit to serious aren't we.

With High Regard

Orion623Orion623about 18 years ago
Terrific

Very imaginative. A fun read. Keep this type of story comming.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
More please

Very funny stuff. Maybe in the next chapter he could discover Group Sex or invent Incest. All the categories on the site are open.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Dude you are just too fukin hostile

and I do not wish to read anymore of your regurgetion

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Very

Funny,but a bit primitive!

CharlesJCharlesJabout 18 years ago
Oh God!

It was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing. Well done! Well done!

jaggers0053jaggers0053about 18 years ago
finally......

a story on the Lit. that is believable!

don

jaggers0053jaggers0053about 18 years ago
finally......

a story on the Lit. that is believable!

don

peggytwittypeggytwittyabout 18 years ago
Just to funny to say Great!

Just to dang good to say more as I'm still laughing. That was funny.

Thanks for some light hardness.

PT

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Well, Fank, you monkey, you failed to prove

your hypothesis, that the bender-over gender has been sharing the cookie-jar since the (very recent) dawn of time. Anyway, I always heard that the first adulteress was named 'Tugly, so I think you got that wrong too.

Also, I think I speak for most of use when I say that you should keep sick stuff like hairless creatures with multiple eyebrows out of your stories.

Wank

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
I can really apprecaite the amount of research

that you and th eMrs. put into this work, Wow.

resident_bitchresident_bitchabout 18 years ago
Fank is hot

If he ever gets rid of Fug, I want a shot at him. He sounds like a great hunter and provider. I hope he got a patent for the fire thing. I laughed a lot.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Good stuff

A lot of fun.

Wonderful

AnonymousAnonymousabout 18 years ago
Tis a bloody tale that is rare, but well told

leapyearguy:

However, I never thought a Doctor of Anthropological History would so prostitute himself for the sake of a few chuckles as to bring the whole field of study into scathing rebuke by your following. One low brow, knuckle scabbed descendant of the tribe of Trog even went so far as to give you a zero and cast ancient curses upon you. Well done. Thank You. Ronnie W.

charleybearcharleybearabout 18 years ago
Funny

This is a great funny story.

I am still just crackin' up over the humor of this tale. I don't see how anyone could give you a zero and call this hostile. I suppose they are having a bad day...

I did wonder though how come Fug (love that name) could find missionary sex more enjoyable than doggy? I suppose the oral had something to do with that. Anyway, in the tradition of a former president of the US if it wasn't "rear entry traditional fucking it wasn't really sex" so he indeed had nothing to worry about.

I am still snickering here. Thanks for the fun read.

Charleybear

Angel LoveAngel Loveabout 18 years ago
Funny, funny history lesson!

My Sir says that if He had His way i would be much more like Fug, because she could catch fish with her teeth . . . giggles . . . Rogue and His angel.

KOLKOREKOLKOREabout 18 years ago
The fun origin of sex (and cheating)

Where were you when I was studying history(or was it Pre-history?), and the damn teacher would not even allow us to sleep quietly! This is so much better and so vivid! Please more Pre-historic sex-ed!

AnonymousAnonymousover 16 years ago
Funny

Fantastic story. Its nice to see a sence of humor in a cheating story. The way that the story weaves its tale like modern times makes for a very funny read. Keep writing more of this type of work as it is a pleasent break from the same old ,same old.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 14 years ago
Too much arrogant interruptions

Too much arrogant interruptions by the narrator.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 14 years ago
ha ho!

very clever. you are a creative writer with a great sense of humor. thanks.

BriteaseBriteaseover 13 years ago
just found this

very amusing. Thanks, I enjoyed it

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveover 12 years ago
WHO WOULD IMAGINE

I never knew. I'm glad to have found this bit of information. I already have lit the oven.

HA

ValerionValerionalmost 12 years ago
LMAO

I lost it at "Fuglee". LOL

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 12 years ago
Great work almost needed that good laugh

HA! HA! HA! Definately one of the funniest LW stories I have read superbly written . I lost it when he describes her hair and ass HA HA HA

TavadelphinTavadelphinover 11 years ago
Very well done -

Funny throughout - the perspective of the neanderthal was perfect -

ythebadgerythebadgerover 11 years ago
Wow!

So that's how the chimney was invented! Great fun!

Drbeamer3333Drbeamer3333about 11 years ago
Enjoyed it

A very funny tale. Thanks for sharing.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 11 years ago
I

Funny, I liked the story--UGG.

bruce22bruce22almost 11 years ago
Delicious

How could she allow such perversions?

BfreetorunBfreetorunover 10 years ago
I'm not criticizing but I did not like it.

Maybe my humor is out of whack tonight. I still gave you a good rating, of course.

MerlynemrysMerlynemrysalmost 10 years ago
A five

This kind of humor and creativity is too rare in life. You're right! Sometimes sex is just funny. We take ourselves and our sex lives too seriously. The tone of this story is refreshing.

maninconnmaninconnover 8 years ago
I liked this again!

And will like it again the next time I read it!

chytownchytownover 8 years ago
Well Written*****

And FUNNNNNY!!!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
What the hell?

Just going on to read another shitty story on literotica, but wait!...I found myself reading the New Yorker Magazine!

Very well done. Very funny also. Keep writing.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 8 years ago
good thing,

Those people had long memories and good spelling editors....bill

266xxyz266xxyzalmost 8 years ago
Loved it!

Still laughing. 5* Have read some of your other works. Like your stuff. Have a good day or year or whenever.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Nope

I dumped it at two paragraphs in. Not what I want to see on this site.

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Yep,Ugh

Thanks for the smile --- or maybe I just had gas......

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago
Duh

Like, funny

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
Fucking great

That was great... I laughed my fat ass off

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
Scribbles on Military DD-201 Personnel file

***Scribbles the following into the military jacket*** Transfer to Battalion S2 shop (Intelligence gathering and distribution), promote B4 Peer's.

rodryder44rodryder44almost 6 years ago
Fug you!!!

oooh. Aaa heee doooo Ha hh meh. Meh. Naa na!!!!!!!

26thNC26thNCalmost 6 years ago
Big funny

This is a hilarious little tale, probably taken off a cave wall in France.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
Dumb Bastard Here

Yeah, I was a Dumb Bastard who stayed all of the way through, laughing all the way. Good Job! Signed: BTW

desertdog43desertdog43over 4 years ago
Hell

Do you know my fambily ??? Huh ???

26thNC26thNCover 4 years ago
Again

This one improves with time. Enjoyed it even more.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 4 years ago
Missed before somehow. Laughed and laughed some more!

4 stars

jtwheels

beanburner69beanburner69almost 4 years ago
Old

I know this is an old story, but laughed my ass off. 5 stars

arizjim2arizjim2over 3 years ago

After that last meal, the evolution of man is set back 1000 years!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 3 years ago
Wicked

Sense of humour

dgfergiedgfergieover 3 years ago

humorus sort of ok

IainmoreIainmoreabout 3 years ago

I am in a Fug after that. Okay l will get my coat. 5 stars.

enderlocke77enderlocke77about 3 years ago

u know more men have cheated than women especially in the old days man the 20s to the 60s i would say it was pretty much only the men who cheated. back then women's rights sucked so bad that women were afraid to cheat

ErotFanErotFanalmost 2 years ago

I might have liked it if I could read your sloppy cave hieroglyphics.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

Another hairy monster who happens to fall down the rabbit hole. Its a good thing that he was edible for the two of them to share; also that Fug couldn't say anything or complain.

ChiBoy44ChiBoy4410 months ago

Poor story. Good thing she can not talk.

AnonymousAnonymous5 months ago

A fucking Neanderthal vs Cromagnan comedy. You know, unless the two races had poached on each other's women, modern man would never have been born. So cheating is the backbone of evolution. Lol!!😜🤣

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

Come on. This was pretty funny. She was cheating with a Neanderthal. Almost all Europeans have Neanderthal DNA to different extents. The meta about not being able to talk got a bit repetitive. But it was a fun parody. 4 stars.

40fathoms40fathoms4 months ago

Always enjoy good humor

FlamethrowFlamethrow4 months ago

Funny right through

strawboystrawboy2 months ago

Still laughing.

AnonymousAnonymous2 months ago

what story?? Just a mixed up group of words.

AnonymousAnonymous29 days ago

Cute, rather than hilariously funny funny. Interestingly, Whites have some low percentage of Neanderthal DNA, Mongoloids have more and blacks have none. That's how we know the "out of Africa" fable is not true. Blacks also have up to 19% of an archaic hominin admixture that no other race has. Neanderthals also had larger brains than "modern" human. All of this can be found easily on the Internet.

Of course, this is your story, you can write it any way you like and I still thank you for your it.

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