How I Met Your Mother Ch. 06

Lily woke up on another Friday morning for her teaching job and was happy as ever. For the first time in awhile, Lily woke up and wasn't incredibly horny. The reason for this being the night before. Just hours before she woke up, Lily and Marshall fucked for hours, with Lily finally letting Marshall assfuck her (even though she had already had very rough anal with Barney weeks prior). So for hours on hours, Marshall alternated from her asshole and her pussy, fucking his wife until she was practically incoherent. Lily got out of bed in just her skimpy black thong and walked towards the bathroom to brush her teeth. She glanced over to her still asleep husband, and couldn't help but notice that the bed covers slightly raised. She walked over, lifted the covers up, and was pleasantly surprised to see Marshall's morning wood had him fully hard. Lily cracked a smile, put the covers back on him, and walked into the bathroom.

As everyone does (probably many times a day or week), Lily couldn't help but check out her body in the bathroom mirror. She stood there, in just her black thong, and checked out every facet of her body. Unlike a lot of women in their 30s, Lily had incredible confidence in her body. Lily was a very stacked five foot four redhead, and she knew she was a busty, MILF bimbo. There were hundreds of different situations where she had caught married men staring for what seemed like hours at her milkers. She knew she had a breast size that many men can't get enough of, hence why she's fucked many men other than her husband.

Lily stared at herself in the mirror, squeezing her 32F titties with a smile on her face. In the past couple weeks, the gang has been eating out more and drinking a bit heavier. Lily knew she had put on a couple pounds, but when she looked in the mirror at her belly, she couldn't see herself developing a gut or looking any heavier. She turned her body around to get a good look at her ass and could definitely tell that she had a fatter butt. While gaining weight in your stomach is unappealing to look at, Lily knew getting a bigger ass would only make her look better to men. She couldn't help to have an even bigger smile, squeezing her ass to get a gauge on how big it actually was. Her asscheeks devour her thong now, something that just months ago was not possible. Lily's asscheeks were bigger than ever before, and she knew she was going to fill out her pants pretty well now.

Lily squeezed and spread her asscheeks apart over and over, and even she couldn't help to mutter "Damn". She finished her morning self-admiration session by spanking herself really hard, hard enough to leave a big, red handprint on her left cheek. The spank was loud enough to wake her sleeping husband. She saw Marshall get up and yelled, "Sorry babe!" as she was brushing her teeth.

As she was finishing up brushing her teeth, she saw in the mirror a fully erect Marshall come into the bathroom. He did what any man would, with a stacked wife like Lily, and grabbed his wife's giant tits. In the process of doing that, his behemoth 12 inch cock pressed right against Lily's big buttcheeks.

"That's some fierce morning wood you got there Marshmello," Lily said while smiling. Marshall said nothing, and continued to play with his wife's tits and nipples. Lily could feel Marshall's precum seeping from his cock onto her ass. It was fairly evident to both of them that it was getting hot and heavy. Marshall's cock was hard as cement, Lily's pussy was throbbing, and her nipples were fully hard. She felt Marshall pull her thong to the side and insert his monster cock into her. Having being bent over the bathroom counter, Lily's ass was poised for being clapped loudly. That was exactly what went through Marshall's head once he got balls deep in his wife.

Marshall grabbed his wife's mane of red hair and began roughly thrusting in and out of Lily. Lily couldn't do much in this situation, as she was just Marshall's fuckhole. She just listened as her big butt clapped against her husbands pelvis, echoing throughout the bathroom. She felt Marshall's big balls slap against her pussy and she could feel her orgasm rising.

"Fuck that pussy baby, keep fucking your wife like a stupid slut. Momma needs it bad." Lily got out in between thrusts.

Marshall gripped Lily's hair even harder and began fucking her harder than he's ever fucked her before. He said, "Shutup you stupid cunt, I'm gonna fill you up."

Lily was so close to orgasming, she moaned and begged for Marshall to keep going. Unfortunately just as she was going to cum, Marshall groaned loudly, blasting a giant load into her tight pussy. He collapsed onto her, laying on her while being balls deep for a minute or two. Eventually, he pulled out of Lily, bent down, and used both of this hands to spread her asscheeks. He watched as his load dripped from her pussy onto the floor, and couldn't help but to smile.

Marshall stood up and let go of his wife's ass. He wound up and spanked her hard enough to have the whole world knowing he just fucked his wife, and said, "God that ass is fat. We're going to MacLaren's after work, wear something nice." He walked back into the bedroom and got ready for work. Lily stood up (barely), and slowly got ready to shower. The sun had barely risen, and her pussy had already been annihilated. Even with that, she had not came. Lily had a pussy fully of cum and hard nipples, and she had to cum one way or another.

She got out of the shower and started to get ready for work. Her nipples were still hard as rocks. Lily was determined to get laid tonight, whether it was with Marshall or not. To help her chances, Lily decided she was going to dress like a dirty whore for MacLaren's. She dug deep in her underwear drawer and found an old, red thong she hadn't worn in over a year. She slid that thong onto her body and felt her asscheeks eat it right up. It did not fit her ass very well, but that didn't matter at all to her. The next part of her outfit was her new, white push-up bra she had just bought. She shoved her fat titties into it and adjusted it so her giant rack was really emphasized.

Lily knew she needed a lot of cleavage, so she picked her white tank-top that went with her push-up bra. Last piece of her outfit was her tight, jean skirt. This skirt just barely got over her ass, and was tight around her thighs. She went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. Lily had a big grin on her face as she looked at how much of a dirty slut she looked like. She was pretty confident she would be getting fucked that night.

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Lily made it about halfway through the school day before she felt her pussy giving in. She felt her pussy starting to drip and throb as she finished her final school activities before lunch. The bell sounded and her students were released for lunch. Lily sat back down at her desk and just rested while she tried to get her pussy to settle down. However, just as her ass hit her chair, she was interrupted by a fellow teacher.

"Hey Lil, the girls are going out to lunch. Want to come with?"

She glanced up at the woman, only to see it was her colleague Ms. Velma. This was a 5'7", 23-year old hot piece of ass with a very perky set of tits and a nice tight ass. Lily had thought she was fuckable since she'd been hired.

"Actually Kristina I'm good today, gotta take care of some work." Lily said. Ms. Velma smiled and walked out. Little did her fellow teacher know that her "work" she had to take care of was playing with herself during lunch.

Lily grabbed her purse, locked her classroom door, and headed into her classroom bathroom. She locked both bathroom doors and, within seconds, had both of her massive boobs out as well as her skimpy thong around her ankles. She plopped her fat ass on the tiny toilet and spread her legs. It took her no time to get both hands onto her clit. Her nipples hardened and her pussy was dripping after only a minute or two of her self-pleasure.

Lily felt her orgasm rising. With a tit in her left hand and her right hand rubbing her clit, she made herself cum. Her head shot back and her eyes rolled as her moaning echoed in the tiny bathroom. As the busty redhead came down from her incredible orgasm, she felt relieved, but was not fully satisfied. Lily needed to cum again to make it to MacLaren's, and she came prepared.

She got up from the toilet and reached into her purse to pull out her handy new toy. Inside of her purse, covered by random items to seem discrete, was Lily's new vibrator. Just looking at it had Lily biting her lip and imagining how it felt. She hobbled back over to the tiny toilet and once again plopped her big butt down. She spread her legs and lubed up her new toy.

This, however, was no regular vibrator. Lily bought this knowing it was heavy duty and was for maximum pleasure. This black vibrator was three pronged. The middle prong is a girthy 8 inch rod, while the upper prong rested on her clit. The lower prong was what Lily was excited for. That lower prong, about 5 inches, goes into her tight little butthole. The middle prong went in very easily, and she pressed the upper prong safely on her clit. She really lubed up the lower prong and slowly inserted it into her ass. She really stretched her holes, but her vibrator was ready to go.

Lily quickly hit the on button, and then quickly got her hands back on her tits. Lily was being stimulated in three different spots, and she had never felt a sensation quite like it. Her pussy and clit were tingling, and her butt was clenching the vibrator for dear life. To cap it all off, Lily was squeezing her breasts like the men who fuck her do, and she was loving her self-nipple play. Her breasts seeped through her fingers as she continued squeezing her large melons.

Lily moaned loudly, probably loud enough to hear in the hallways. She could feel an anal and vaginal orgasm coming. Her eyes rolled into her head as her orgasm neared. Lily removed her hands from her giant cans and got ready to remove the vibrator at the moment of orgasm. This vibrator was fucking the shit out of her and she could feel a big orgasm coming, possibly her best ever.

Lily came again, and this time it was different. She removed the vibrator at the moment of orgasm, and felt something shoot out of her. Never before has she squirted, but she exploded like a fire hydrant. She bit her lip as she shot her cum onto the floor.

About two minutes after, she finally came back to reality. Her pussy was tingling, her clit was numb, and her butthole felt like it did when Barney anally railed her. Lily stood up from the toilet, a little wobbly, but managed to shove her fat tits back into her bra and her thong back in her big asscrack. She was smiling, and couldn't wipe her satisfied smile off her face. She bent down to the floor and began cleaning her big load. Lily whispered to herself, "Big girl, big squirter" and cracked an even bigger smile. This horny MILF seemed to only be getting sluttier.

Lily exited the bathroom very relieved. She had two toe curling orgasms, and squirted heavily onto the floor. MacLaren's seemed like heaven now that she had taken care of her needs. She had Marshall's cock to look forward to after the bar as well, and despite having an unreal orgasm, nothing will ever beat a real, huge cock.

Lily could not wipe the relieved smile off her face. She was so happy that she did not have to finish the day waiting to be pleasured.

There was about five minutes left in the lunch period, so Lily decided to sneak to the teacher's lounge to grab a quick cup of coffee. As she opened the door, she could see there was only one person in the teacher's lounge, and it being the very sexy Ms. Velma.

"Hey Lil! How was lunch?"

"Well," Lily said still with her huge grin, "it was fan-fucking-tastic."

"I can tell," Kristina said before taking a sip of her coffee.

"What are you referencing?" Lily asked. She was getting a little paranoid, and was nervous other teachers heard her moaning and squirting.

"Your nipples are about to poke a hole through your shirt!" Ms. Velma said laughing.

Lily looked down and saw her hard nipples. She was a bit embarrassed and said, "Sorry about that."

"All good, I have gotten fucked during lunch plenty of times."

Lily didn't want to admit it but she was too far deep in the conversation. "I didn't exactly have sex."

"Even more relatable Lily! I fuck myself during lunch plenty. I lock my classroom, kick my feet up on my desk, and stick my fingers in my pussy. I try to cum 2-3 times a day. The lunch today ran short, so what did I do? I went right to the backseat of my car and pleasured myself."

Lily was getting horny all over again. She just admitted she plays with herself probably to the only teacher who does the same. They talked for another minute or two before Lily reached into her purse to show her the incredible device that had her gushing. Ms. Velma was in awe of the contraption. "You get this middle rod all the way in you?" She asked.

Lily laughed and said, "Yep! And the bottom rod goes in my ass." Ms. Velma was speechless, so Lily followed it up with, "My husband's dick is probably three or four inches larger than that middle rod."

"Mother of god Lily, you can take that? That sized cock is almost the size of you!"

Lily nodded yes and said, "Like a good whore should." After she said that, she could tell Kristina was horny as hell. She was licking her lips and biting her lower lip constantly. They were eyeing each other up, with Kristina's eyes glued to Lily's incredible cleavage.

"Well I should get going, see you on Monday. You can borrow that vibrator for the weekend if you want." Kristina had no objections and took the device from her.

Lily and Ms. Velma left the lounge. Lily was a little horny, but was able to make it through the rest of the day.

The school day ended, Lily collected her things, and headed to MacLaren's. She made it to the subway and was greeted with many glares. She knew that being as busty and thick as she was that men are going to stop and stare. Lily actually didn't mind it, as she knew her figure was admirable. She glanced around at the men staring at her and smiled.

As men walked by her to get off the train, she'd get groped here and there. Men would fully palm her ass and she wouldn't blink an eye. In some instances, there have even been some able to sneakily squeeze her tits while walking by. On this Friday her ass was groped a ridiculous amount, and she was enjoying it more than she ever had before.

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Lily made it to MacLaren's and saw she was the second person from the gang to get there, only Ted had beaten her. Ted was in their usual booth and already had four beer glasses in front of him. Lily made her way over to the table, with her huge titties bouncing up and down with every step. She sat down right next to Ted and began making small talk. After only thirty seconds, Lily could tell Ted was a bit tipsy.

"How have these melons been?" Ted said before using both hands to start kneading Lily's jugs. She was startled, as this was in public and people could see the ring on her finger. "Ted what are you doing?!" Lily exclaimed.

"Lily I haven't came in two weeks. I'm horny and thought you would be able to help me out."

"Just go upstairs and jack off quick, no one will ever know." Lily was trying to reason with Ted, but she knew he was not going to budge. She glanced down and could easily see Ted's bulge through his khakis.

"I could do that, but I would enjoy it a hell of a lot more if you did it for me. I thought since we fucked, you wouldn't mind."

Lily caved. She reached her hand down and grabbed his cock over his pants. "Ok fine I'll help you, just a handjob though. And this better be fucking quick Ted."

Ted let Lily's boobs go, and they sneakily made their way to the men's bathroom. Lily used a chair that was in the bathroom to block the door, so her and Ted could have complete privacy. After she finished making sure no one was going to get in, she returned to Ted and asked, "Alright what do you need from me? Ass? Tits? Both? Get that cock out and let's get this show on the road."

"Just take your tank top and bra off, I just need your rack."

Lily did as he wanted, and while she did that, Ted got his eight-inch cock out. Lily hadn't seen it in quite awhile, so she was thrilled to see it again. "Ted have your balls always been that big? They look significantly bigger."

Ted laughed and said, "Lil, that's how swollen they get when I haven't blown a load in two weeks. They're filled to the brim with cum. So be prepared for a pretty big load."

Lily was more than prepared. Ted stood against the sink and waited for Lily to start jerking. Lily hadn't really given many handjobs in her life, as she always loves to suck dick, but she figured with her tits and ass for Ted to grab, Ted won't last longer than five minutes. She spit on her hand and grabbed Ted's above average cock to begin jerking.

It sounded like Ted could've came instantly, as on a few of Lily's stroked had the architect moaning. Ted held tightly onto Lily's melons and just enjoyed her sexiness.

"I don't know how much longer I can take." Ted barely got out if his mouth. Lily couldn't help but to smile and say, "Give it to me daddy." She was making herself hornier and hornier. Ted was getting very close to orgasm and Lily could tell. Lily continued to jerk him while he rotated squeezing her tits and ass.

"Let me give you my cum." Ted said to Lily. Lily once again adhered to what Ted wanted, and dropped to her knees. She pushed her big tits together to give Ted a big space to blow his loud. Ted groaned and said, "Take this load you dumb cunt" and began to cover Lily's rack in cum. Lily had never seen a load this size, and to her suprise, she was getting turned on.

Ted finished painting Lily's chest, and stood her up to clean the cum off. As Ted was wiling his load of her, he said, "Your tits are always a turn on for me." Lily smiled and said, "I've never met a guy who turned down F cups before."

They shared a laugh and snuck out of the men's bathroom and back to the table. Ted continued to drink and Lily ordered herself some liquor. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang arrived and they joined Ted's lead with getting beers. Lily had never seen Ted so relaxed, and that turned her on even more to see she made a man feel so good.

The night drew on. Lily and the gang kept drinking, all of them being pretty tipsy. Lily went up to the bar and said, "Another round Carl!"

Carl smiled and said, "Lily want a free round?"

Lily jumped for joy and said, "Fuck yeah Carl! Five beers please!"

Carl then leans in to Lily and says, "But you gotta do something for me." Lily nodded and he continued, "I want to play with those big melons of yours."

Lily leaned back caught off guard, but that was free and easy beer. She responded quick and presented her chest, "Go ahead Carl one squeeze for each boob."

Carl laughed. "Lily you're gonna need to come to the back, I want more than one squeeze. If that's a problem you can just pay for the round, no big deal."

Lily had to think for a second, the group was staring at her so if she did say yes, she had to be discreet. She went back to the table and said, "Carl needs some help with boxes in the back so I volunteered. Said we'd get a free round when we're done."

Marshall quickly offered help and said, "I can help Lil, I'm sure I can help out with the boxes." Lily reassured him that she's got it and headed to the back with Carl.

As they walked into the back office, Carl smiled and locked the door. Lily did not find Carl attractive by any means, so this was solely to get free drinks from a friend.

"Alright Carl go ahead." Lily exclaimed as she took out her naked tits.