How I Met Your Mother Ch. 06

Carl went berserk on Lily's cans. She watched as Carl motorboated her and squeezed her tits. Carl was like a little kid in a candy store. He was doing whatever he wanted to Lily's chest.

"Can I suck em?" Carl asked.

Lily was reluctant. "Carl I don't know. I thought this was going to be a quick couple of squeezes then we're done."

Carl said, "I promise this'll be the last thing."

"Alright go ahead." Carl immediately shoved Lily's right nipple in his mouth and sucked ferociously. Lily hated that Carl was turning her on, but he was doing a good job of it. Carl continued to suck her right boob while squeezing her left one. He motioned up to Lily to suck herself. Lily was thinking only with her clit now not her brain so she started sucking the shit out of her other titty. Carl dropped his jeans and began stroking his dick to the sexy redhead while keeping her tit in his mouth.

This "little squeeze" Carl had asked for escalated into him jerking off while Lily sucked herself. Carl sat back on his desk while Lily was rotating sucking her left and right nipple.

"Lily I'm gonna explode!"

Lily was not even phased. She was really enjoying sucking her big tits, something she realized she should have been doing long before this.

Carl nearly yelped. His average sized dick exploded five ropes of cum onto the floor. Lily watched while still sucking herself and laughed, knowing she had the body to drive men off the rails.

"Well, I enjoyed that!" Lily said half-heartedly. Carl was still in shock from his orgasm but cleaned up and got dressed.

Lily walked back to the table with a free round of drinks and rock solid nipples. She was annoyed horny she was.

"Lily put a cap on those things they could kill someone!" Barney said laughing. Everyone thought it was funny, besides Lily. They relentless were making fun of how horny and how hard her nipples were.

She pulled out her phone and texted Robin, "You horny?"

Robin responded immediately and said, "I'm soaked. Just fucked Barney in the bathroom."

Lily's pussy throbbed as she read that.

"I jerked Ted off earlier. Momma needs to cum now lol."

"I'll gladly help with that. Let's go to your place."

Lily got that text and said to the gang, "Robin and I are going to have some wine upstairs, see you guys tomorrow." Lily walked by Carl and gave him a wink.

They made their way out and got into the elevator. Robin turned Lily around and beg sloppily kissing Lily. Like anyone would, Robin took both hands and began squeezing Lily's butt under her skirt.

"Jesus Lily. You have so much boob to play with already, now you're giving me a dump truck of an ass to play with too?" Robin drunkenly said.

Lily bit her lip and led her out of the elevator and into the apartment. They couldn't even make it to the bedroom and just settled on the couch. They began kissing again, both of them grabbing each other's rack.

Both Lily and Robin were drenching their thongs. There was no romance to be had, so they got naked immediately and got to pleasuring each other. Robin's mouth latched onto Lily's right nipple while inserting two fingers into Lily's pussy.

"Finger fuck my tight cunt Robin don't even think about stopping!" Lily moaned.

Robin had no plan to. Lily couldn't help but to put her other nipple in her mouth to suck. The stacked redhead was getting fully serviced.

After a couple minutes of fingerblasting Lily, Robin bent Lily over so she could see the big ass Lily had developed. Robin finally got a good look and she was in awe. She used both hands to spread the hefty asscheeks, and immediately stuck her tongue in Lily's butthole.

"Tonguefuck my tight hole Robin. Don't stop don't stop don't stop!" Lily exclaimed. Robin looked over and could see Lily was shaking with pleasure. She let go of Lily's asscheeks and let them hug her face nice and snug in Lily's crack. These two women were not holding back on each other this time.

Lily felt like she was being dominated so she got up and flipped Robin just how she was. Robin didn't have as big of an ass, so Lily was able to start tonguefucking her asshole without having to spread her cheeks.

"Oh wow. Boy does that feel good." Robin barely muttered. That just encouraged Lily to go faster.

All you could hear in the apartment was Robin grunted as she was getting her asshole pleasured. She didn't even hear the door open.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE."

Robin opened her eyes to see Marshall standing right in front of her.

"Hey big boy," Robin drunkenly said to Marshall while rubbing her clit.

Marshall ignored her and looked at his whore wife.

"I don't know whether to be mad or turned on right now." Marshall said. Lily glanced at Marshall's pants and smiled as she saw his salami stick sized cock growing.

Lily got up and sat her drunk husband down on the couch next to a naked Robin. She unzipped his pants and let his giant cock and balls go free. Robin's jaw dropped as she saw Marshall's footlong cock. She was even more stunned when she saw Lily throat over half of it with ease.

Robin watched as Lily sucked the life out of Marshall, and she couldn't help but to start rubbing herself. Lily stopped throating her big husband and motioned to Robin to open her legs. Robin moved to the middle of the couch, laid back, and spread her legs wide.

"Time for you to fuck the bitch who fucked your wife." Lily said to Marshall, who was more than glad to pipe this beautiful woman. Marshall spit on his cock and slowly began to enter it into Robin. Her pussy was unbelievably tight, and her eyes were closed tight and Marshall began to thrust in and out of her. Robin was very drunk, but she remembers all the times Lily told her about how Marshall fucks hard. So she for sure she was going to be pounded very hard.

Lily watched as Marshall started to pound her best friend in missionary. The echoes from Marshall's big balls slapping against Robin with each thrust were very loud. Lily decided she needs some love too. She walked over, spread her cheeks, and sat her big ass right in Robin's face, facing so she could watch Marshall fuck Robin's pussy. Lily began to rub her clit as Robin began eating her ass again.

"Yeah tonguefuck the shit out of me Robin yes." Lily groaned.

"I'm gonna cum on your cock Marshall UUUGGH!" Robin yelled. Neither Marshall or Lily could understand her, as her speech was muffled by the giant asscheeks in her face.

At this point it was comical. Marshall and Lily were using the fuck out of this whore.

"Daddy's gonna cum soon." Marshall muttered.

"So is mama oh my god my asshole feels good!"

Marshall thrusted harder and groaned loudly, yelling "Take that nut Robin!". Just as he orgasmed, his wife simultaneously orgasmed as well. Marshall pumped a huge load into the news reporter, fully draining his balls deep in her pussy.

Marshall got up and went into the kitchen, while Lily and Robin went into the couple's bedroom. Robin had just been fucked harder than ever before with the largest cock she had ever seen.

They sat down on the bed and Lily asked, "How was that?"

Robin smiled from ear to ear. "Your husband knows how to fuck, that's for sure. And eating your ass only made me cum faster." She leaned in and starting suckingq Lily's tits again.

"Fuck Robin you're going to get me all riled up again. You know I'm a sucker for my tits being sucked." Lily said.

"Get in doggystyle bitch."

Lily was startled by the request, but did as she was told and got in doggy on the bed. Robin quietly went into the drawer she knew Lily kept the strap-on in and quickly put it on. Lily still had no idea what was happening, so when she felt the thick, long strap-on cock enter her she nearly came right away.

"Time for you to get fucked." Robin said. She grabbed Lily's red hair and started roughly fucking her. Robin glanced down and watched the kindergarten teacher's asscheeks clap against her.

"Listen to my ass clap. Keep going and stick your thumb in my ass." Lily said in between moans. Robin started fingering her ass as she wished.

Lily's moaning and her butt were enough noise to get Marshall to come in the bedroom.

"What's going on here ladies?"

Robin responded while still railing Lily hard, "Your wife is a fat-titted slut who loves getting fucked."

Something about his wife being degraded stiffened his cock right up. He stroked himself while Robin continued on his wife.

Marshall watched and watched but he needed to get in there. He went over to Robin and kissed her as she still was fucking his wife.

"Robin let me even out the loads between you two. I creampied you earlier, my wife gets the second one."

Robin smiled and took the strap-on off. She spread her legs and laid in front of Lily so she could get her pussy eaten while Marshall took over fucking Lily. Lily licked Robin's clit and without any warning Marshall went balls deep in his wife.

Robin watched as Marshall brutally fucked Lily and it was turning her on to the point where she was going to cum in Lily's face at any moment. She was truly realizing how much of a dirty slut her best friend was.

"UUUGHHHHH CUMMING," Robin moaned loudly in a deep voice.

Marshall came again, with arguably a bigger load than the last one.

"Take my load you stupid cheating whore." Lily and Marshall locked eyes as he blasted cum deep in her cunt.

After a couple minutes of coming down from their orgasms, the three all snuggled into Marshall and Lily's bed.

"So who's gonna take my cock again in the morning?" asked Marshall.

Robin and Lily both said "Me". They shared a good laugh before going to sleep. Marshall was beyond excited, as he gets to fuck two beautiful women again in the morning.