All Comments on 'How to Fuck Without Saying 'Fuck''

5/5 favorited for reference

“Burp the worm” made me laugh out loud.

Thanks

Handy, useful, comprehensive.

Good list. Helpful so 5/5/

A great selection of alternate terms. In the 80's, I saw Paul Rodriquez do a comedy bit about male masturbation terms which was hilarious. The same is true for this essay. However, you did forget "doing the laundry by hand."

Outstanding!

5

Mooncup produced an amazing song called 'Love Your Vagina' (google Mooncup Vagina song!) and my favourite is "Downtown dining and entertainment district." Glad I inspired you to think outside the box (pun intended!

This is a great list of synonyms. We used to say 'moot' as a derogatory term for vagina, used in the same manner as cunt. Moot rhymes with foot and I haven't heard it used in a long time, probably because its use went out of fashion, and because I grew up. I think... Oh, and 'map of Tassie' is another Aussieism, referring to a woman's pubic hair. I once heard the term 'rod walloping' for wanking. A girl I knew called her breasts 'fun bags', only in playful situations, of course :-)

Balloon knot.. anus

Great stuff. I admit I learned a few new ones. Once I had a one nighter with a coworker who referred to her vag as her front bottom. I’ve used it a time or two, especially when trying to set a humerus or coy mood.

A very good start to what I hope will become a frequently utilized reference for many writers.

I will also add "second base" as a synonym for female breasts and "third base" for the vagina.

For male masturbation, there is also "dating Miss Michigan"

Thanks, have been seeking a list like this. 5*

A great cajun friend of mine used to say "doin' the do" instead of having intercourse. He was such a great guy. His cajun accent made it that much funnier.

"wiener" should be spelled with i before e (from "Wien" = Vienna)

As of early 2023 "folds" for vulva is a term which I think has relatively recently been seen in Literotica stories. Its use appears to be spreading. I wonder if there is a story that first introduced it, and from which it was copied by other writers.