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- How to Seduce an Old Woman
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Click hereI'm new to these "adult story" sites but I was attracted to this one.
Why? Simple. It's because I like to fuck old women and somebody told me about this site. I thought I might pick up a few tips, ideas. Who knows? Boy, was I wrong.
Now I'm not putting down the stories here. Some of them are pretty good, actually. But if these are supposed to be "true stories" I've got to tell you they aren't. Penthouse Magazine used to run "true stories" in their magazine (I don't know if they still do or not... I don't read it anymore -- no old women) and some of the true stories here are just about as believable. Let's face it: they're crap. They're just some guy's idea of what it would be like to put the pork to some grandma.
Well I'm here to tell you they're wrong. But I'm going to set you straight. I'm going to tell you the truth of how it works. The good, the bad and the ugly.
First of all, let me clarify a few things. It's important to have clarity. Maybe it's my salesman background (more on that later) -- I don't know. But just so there's no confusion, I want to let you know what I mean by "fucking an old woman."
I'm not talking about some 40-ish housewife who works out every day and looks like she's 25. I'm not even talking 60, 65. I'm talking old. 70, 75. I'm talking about an old woman with tree stump legs, droopy tits (big, though, I gotta have 'em big, but that's just me), grey hair, long skirts. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the old lady down the street whose husband died 10 years ago and just goes to the supermarket and maybe church on Sunday.
I do have SOME requirements, beyond that, however. I want them to be mobile. That means, they've got to be able to go from point A to point B on their own without a walker or wheel chair. Canes are okay. They've got to have both breasts. Good hair. That's important to me. If they don't shave their legs, well, that's a turn off to me. It suggests they may be lacking in, well, hygiene. I cross 'em off the list.
Does this sound cold? Calculating? Look, I'm not planning to start a family with the woman. I just want to seduce her then fuck her old cunt silly and maybe come back for more. Believe me, it works --if you do it right.
Okay, a little bit about me. And remember, I'm not telling you this because I'm an ego-maniac. I'm only telling you what you need to know if you want to get some vintage nookie.
Like I said, I'm a salesman. In my business, I keep track of my contacts, possible clients. I keep lists, rolodex files. And I stay in touch. Just because Fred or Sam doesn't buy from me today doesn't mean he won't buy from me tomorrow. This pays off. Sooner or later, I get the sale. Just staying in touch. Sending them a little card. Maybe a reminder of something they're interested in --movie, ballgame, investment opportunity. That way they see me as more than just a salesman. I'm somebody who's looking out for them.
It's really just a long, drawn out seduction. And that's my favorite part. That's also my problem with many of the stories about older woman sex in these stories.
Here's what I mean. Boys, the ladies you want to fuck (and especially old ladies) are not going to drop to their knees the minute they see your 9-inch slammer exposed while you're (pick one) in the shower, sleeping, sitting with your legs spread apart, etc., etc. It doesn't work that way -- except in some of the stories here.
NEWS FLASH! Boys and girls are different. Guys see an exposed tit and they're ready to do the horizontal mambo on the spot. Women don't work like that. You've got to win them, even if all you want is a quick fuck on the living room sofa (NOT recommended, by the way, especially with old women).
So be patient. That's lesson one. And keep good records. As a salesman, I know it's important to pre-qualify potential customers, weed out the ones who will never buy. It's important that you do the same thing with the next old woman you want to fuck. Here's a few tips to help you.
First of all, I'm not talking about the 60-ish gals who go to the American Legion dance on Saturday night. Don't get me wrong, this is Geriatric-Pussy City. It just isn't my style. I know guys who took a few dance lessons, then go to these dances about once a month, dance a little, go home with a gray-haired honey and play house for a week, then return to their own place. That's too much of a commitment for me, but if that's your style, go for it.
I'm not talking about that kind of action here. For record- keeping purposes, I look for two easily-identifiable types. The first is the widow. I like widows with all the attributes I mentioned earlier. Having their own house is nice, but not a requirement. An apartment is okay. Just make sure they don't have drop-in visits from neighbors and (especially) relatives. Believe me, they won't appreciate your sport.
The second type I target successfully are what I call virtual widows. These are old women whose husbands either travel a lot, golf or just flat disappear for long periods. It doesn't take long to determine that "grandma" is starving for attention and, with the proper care, you'll be pumping your jism on her floppy tits and she'll still be bitching about her old man ignoring her. Not like me. I care. Right.
What I care about is jamming my Johnson into her. And this is an important point. You see, it is the FUCK that is the goal of any serious old lady-fucker. Now this doesn't hold true for the 60ish gals, but women over 70 are a lot less likely to give (or even allow, in some cases) oral sex. Tit sucking, oh yeah, they like that. Finger fucking is okay. But many are predisposed (I'm convinced it has to do with the age they grew up in: sex was considered "dirty" which can be a turn on for them but they are still reluctant to get too "experimental") against oral sex.
The same with anal sex. Only once have I been able drive the hershey highway with grandma, but it was wonderful. (Floppy ass cheeks, grunting, sweating, tits waving back and forth while I pumped my cum into her -- but I digress)I will try again but you've got to be alert to clues. You'll know pretty quick if this is something they will go along with. In most cases, frankly, you don't want to. Let me explain.
I told you I was going to talk about the good, the bad AND the ugly. Okay, here's some of the ugly part. If you don't want to hear it, pass up this chapter. Here goes. Old women can be vicious farters. It seems the chubbier ones (damn!) are the worst. If things are going your way and you decide to take them doggy style, you might as well set up behind the exhaust of an F- 14 fighter, if you get my drift. So lesson 3 or 4 (I lost count)is use the good ol' missionary position. At least the first couple of times. They're comfortable with it and it lets you watch their old face turn angelic as your cum lubricates their elderly vaginas.
Permit me another digression here. Unlike in the stories we read, old women rarely scream out "I'M CUUMMMMM --- IINNNGGGG!" So don't get your heart set on it. Some of them like to talk dirty and some of them like to hear you talk dirty. Just make sure you know which one you got or you could leave the house holding your erect soldier and leaving the battlefield without firing a shot.
Personally, I find they like it when you call out their name. Best reaction comes from the line: "you've got the sweetest, softest pussy, Gladys." What old gal wouldn't like to hear that? None that I've found.
By the way, Gladys probably DOESN'T have the sweetest, softest pussy, so get ready for that. If she's been regularly using a vibrator or her finger or something else, she may be ready for you to fuck her when you're ready. But (again) unlike the stories, old women don't start creaming the minute they see your erect fuck pole. Some do, but don't count on it. I take along some KY Jelly when I'm expecting some action with a new partner and if I find putting my prick into her cunt is like jack hammering concrete, I use the jelly. I've never had anybody object or ask me why I brought it. It pays to be prepared (yeah, I was a boy scout too).
I'm 32 years old. That's a good age because you're old enough to be treated as an adult by the 70ish set and young enough to make the most of your conquest. By that I mean, I'm still able to get two ejaculations during one visit. (forgive me if I sound clinical but I'm just trying to be helpful). If possible, I try to get Gladys to jerk me off before I fuck her. I've got to get the fuck though. Everybody wants that. It's like watching a beautiful sunset to see my jism dripping off Gladys' double chins after I just tit fucked her. I like my first blast to make a statement but, like I said earlier, that's just me.
The point is, the gals LOVE it that you shoot it off for them. They understand that THEY are the reason your cum pump is so active. Some of them will have an orgasm right there (and, yeah, they still get orgasms and sometimes at the damndest times) or, if you've read them correctly, you might be able to get oral sex or even fuck them in the ass (following my precautions mentioned earlier). Or just wipe off their face and go for the good old missionary fuck.
I used to ask them "how do you want it?" which was a turn on for me but they didn't know how to answer and sometimes it scared them so I don't say that anymore. I just give it to them in the missionary position, like I said, at least the first couple of times.
Okay, you're probably wondering how I got this far. I'll tell you about a typical conquest (and that's what they are, nothing less. I'm just getting my rocks off and hopefully they are too. no commitments. no 'I love you's'. just fucking).
Janelle was almost striking for a 70 year-old. Almost too good looking for me but so neat in other ways (and so perfect) that I had to get her. She is married to a nice guy who goes on trips overseas. Hawaii, Europe, Mexico. He meets with a buddy and they bicycle (pretty good because he's over 70 too) and leaves her alone for long periods.
I spotted Janelle at a cocktail party my company threw last summer. She was there with her husband, a retired executive with the company. By the way he was ignoring her, I could tell she was getting little, ahem, attention at home. Call it a kind of radar. I introduced myself and found out a little about her. When her grandchildren were coming to town, how they decorated the house for Christmas, her favorite color. All I did was talk to her for about 20 minutes, reminded her of my name and (this is important) shook her hand warmly and looked her right in the eye. Then I left but made a note in my "old lady fuckbook." And I kept an eye on what was going on in her household -- from a distance.
Just before her grandkids were scheduled to come to town, I dropped her a note with some free tickets to the planetarium in town because she had mentioned her grandson liked telescopes. I sent it with a business card (with my phone number) to make sure she remembered me. Naturally, she called me to thank me. I found out hubby was out of town for two weeks and the grandkids were gone.
No, I didn't run over there. Remember what I said about patience? I did mention I lived alone and liked sweets. This was important and (because I've done this before) knew she would be getting in touch with me soon. Sure enough, she stopped by the office one day around lunchtime with some homemade coffee cake.
This was an important gesture. To me, the timing was more significant than the gift. I thanked her profusely and asked her if should would mind going to lunch with me. When she blushed, I knew she had thought of it beforehand. And that's when I knew I'd be parking in her garage before long. And I was.
I won't go into all the details here but it involved compliments on her appearance at lunch, frequent touching of her hand and arm, first subtly and then more obviously. And, oh yeah, lots of white wine. She liked chablis, I knew, because that's what she was drinking at the party. See how important it is to keep good notes?
Before long, inhibitions had disappeared, touching started from her end and I allowed her to invite me over (I needed to take her home because she was a little tipsy -- wasn't that wonderful?). Now I was at her house, she was half-drunk and friendly and she was thanking ME for doing her a favor of taking her home.
Timing is everything when you want to get laid. Once I was inside her house, I touched her flabby forearm and she stopped and turned to face me, eyes aglow. I pulled her to me and kissed her, gently at first, then I started tongue poking. She was reluctant, which I love, but agreeable and she finally closed her eyes and gave in to me completely. The seduction was complete.
I took her into her bedroom. It was important to me that I fuck her on the bed she occasionally shared with her absentee husband. She was really into kissing so I accommodated her while unbuttoning her blouse. She was a little nervous but when I told her how beautiful she was (words I'm sure she NEVER heard anymore) she was mine.
The rest was pretty typical. Blouse off. Bra off. Floppy tits (nice big nipples, as I recall), hike up the skirt, yank off the panties. Licking the thick thighs ( a little nervous, so I stopped), then I took off my shirt and pants, let my hardened cock spring out (I love seeing their eyes get big) and time to put it to her. She was good and moist, which surprised me. No jelly required. Still, I went slow and thought of the movie, Jaws, where Quinn described what a shark's eyes looked like as it bit into its victim. He said they roll back and sort of twirl around and around. That's what Janelle's eyes seemed to do as I slowly fucked her old cunt and managed to cum just as she did. Then I kissed her some more, licked those find old floppy tits and left.
Now she's in my harem. That's what I call it. I would never say it to her (or any of my other "girls"). I'll send her a note about something and "manage" to meet her for lunch as hubby's out of town. She got more adventurous over time and eventually I started tongue fucking her cunt and titty fucking her malleable breasts. She would talk about Henry never doing this or doing that and, reading her, I would say "Does Henry fuck like this Janelle?" as my cum spurted into her old cunt or splattered on her tits and she would cum with this adorable little shudder.
Hmm, I was writing this strictly for instructional purposes but now I'm thinking it may be time to send Janelle another note. Okay, I'm getting a little worked up. She's got a tiny ass but, you know, I might be able to fuck it. Should I take a chance? Would you?
- COMMENTS
Anonymousover 1 year agohey , why don't you write anymore. There's a serious void in the genre without you
Anonymousover 3 years agoLet me set the picture - I’m a married 49 year old and my neighbor is a married 71 year old.
I have a neighbor who has sort of flirted with me over the last couple years. The first time I noticed was when I helped her move a TV from one bedroom to another. When I moved the tv into her master bedroom, I immediately saw her sitting on the bed. I didn’t think anything of it, until I looked a little closer and I saw that her loose shorts were exposing some hair around her pussy. I tried not to look, but I know she caught me. Nothing happened after that - fast forward 3 months.
I saw her outside and she asked if I would help her moved her garage refrigerator to another location. I moved it in and took all 2 mins - I said that was easy and she winked and said your fast and I’m easy - she kind of giggled. It was at that moment that I knew something was up. So I stuck around and was small talking with her. She then asked me if I wanted to come in - I said sure - she offered me something to drink and then started to talk absolutely nothing... After 5 mins later I left, but I know that she saw that I was hard.... Fast Forward 1 month....
At this, I had jacked off atleast 10 times - looking at various old lady porn things. Once again I saw her outside, she said that her dog had scratched a hole in her pantry door - she said something like “you should come take a look at this - it’s like a bear was in here”.... I walked through the garage and into the pantry - looked at the door and just laughed. I looked at her and noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra. My eyes latched on to her tits - she tilted her, smiled and said I thought you would never notice. I got instantly hard, she stepped towards me and I did the same. I have no idea how it got to this point, but the next thing you know we’re kissing and my hand was on her ass and her hand reached around to my butt.
On thing lead to another and our clothes were off and surprisingly I was turned on by her body.... She told me - we have about 15 mins, so please make this good - we both laughed, but within 1 min, my cock was in her and her pussy felt sooooo wet and loose. I’m not going to lie, it wasn’t the best pussy I have had - it was loose and wet, but it felt great. I fucked her so hard, she was yelling and her saggy tits here moving around... I cam pretty fast - she was really turned on and said she wanted more.
Anonymousover 6 years agoI have used this very approach and it works. I am 65 and go to our senior center every week,but go to a different one and rotate. it works. I currently am fucking or (playing ) with about 6 different ladies.
Anonymousover 6 years agowith the so called big cock day dreams a lot. He's really a gay fag who likes young boys
Anonymousover 6 years agoI get on craigslist, I've had so much older married pussy in the last five years I bet I have fucked four dozen ladies , in my ad I put. , I have a good strong cock that can go for hours and I can have 4 to 6 orgasms would you like to be pleased my lady ?? They find me , most of the time it is husbands cannot get it up and the wives still want to feel between cock between there legs, The oldest lady I had was 82 years old she was a fine looking full-blooded Indian her husband was sick with Lou Garrett disease , MS , & a bad heart. He contacted me to take his lady I would go up and fuck her once a week sometimes I would just bent her over the bed and take her she had not had a cock for 15 years she cried when she got my cock between your legs I got to where I would fuck her for two hours at a time her husband died finally and she moved to Texas but I'll always remember her. That is only one of many stories that's right I am a bull with a big hard cock
Anonymousalmost 7 years agoI started going to a gym and met a older lady and she turned me on I could not keep my eyes off her nice breasts decent body my old man was throbbing I know she lives alone how do I approach her I know she wants sex I heard her talking about it do I say I like you and want to get to know you better should I slip my number into her bag or just talk nicely I really want to take her to bed .
Anonymousabout 7 years agoAm 17 but there a 60 or 70 year old lady that have know since I was a kid and here husband dying how do I go about ducking her shitless
Anonymousabout 7 years agoIm an 18 year old guy who recently met a stunning 82 yr old at a wedding.we talked a bit then I sent her 24 red roses.on her ringing to thank me I asked her out.weve been together 4 months and both blissfully happy
Anonymousover 7 years agoI'm the maintenance guy for a apt. complex. One tenant is in her early 70's and is quite attractive you could tell in her day she was a cutie. She is a night person a calls me frequently after midnight to fix something or if he hears a strange noise. I've been doing like the author says slow and patient ,she has hugged me a few times after helping her, so we'll see if thoe authors advise works. She still has the most beautiful blue eyes.
Anonymousover 7 years agoPam has not had sex with anyone but me. I'd like to find a younger man to have sex with her while I watch.
She is 56 years old, blonde, blue eyes, full figured, nice ass, 38 DDD tits and a very tight pussy.
We live in Palmdale , Ca.
You can eat her out, fuck her, get a blow job, 69... She's open. Have your way with her, while I jack off. When you are finished, you can watch me eat that pussy and fuck her hard, legs up.
Bob
Anonymousabout 8 years agoI like older women, I mean old 60 +. The oldest pussy I have pushed my cock into was 78. I was 42. My advice, take it slow, they like being seduced. They are just as nervous if not more than you. Never mention their husbands. don't rush it. Let them be comfortable, the 78 year old wanted to sit on my cock, no problem. Let them do what they want, but be the man, make sure they know at the end that they are getting fucked. Talk dirty to them, they might call you naughty but believe me,when you are telling them your going to fill their hot pussies, that's what they want to hear. One last thing, don't force them but be firm. One 73 year old asked if I would put my cock in her, you know, no , you know, I said where do you want me to put my cock as I am already fucking your beautiful pussy, tell me, pushing harder, in my , you know my bottom. I leaned closer, whispering in her ear, you mean you want me to fuck your beautiful arse, I swear she orgasmed when I said it. I moved back, moving my cock down and slowly slid my cock into her arse and I had a great fuck,, tight, telling her what a great arse fuck she was so tight that I couldn't help cumming as I filled her. She turned out to be one of my favorites, her arse milking me many times.
CuddlyAlover 8 years agoInteresting and informative.
I have enjoyed many liaisons with old women though most of the encounters have been initiated by them.
Curiously, while my first experience occurred as a 70-year-old when I was 19, I have never had sex with anyone older than 78.
Anonymousabout 9 years agoSomeone asked if "you want to fuck your mommy". I did, and I did. Dady was away lots. She was older, in her 60s and I was in my early 20s. I had been horny for her since I could get a hard on. She and I spent a lot of time together and the advice in the article to be patient paid off. One night we were watching tv and I cuddled up to her, holding her close and feeling her floppy breasts. That's a far as I went, for she was obviously not in to anything more but I had made a big step. As the weeks went on I moved on, ,too. When Dad came home we backed off, no cuddling, no feeling, no long kisses. Then, he went away again. I was so horny that I was dribbling cum in my pants. She was already in bed, so I decided to take the bull by the balls, so to speak, I stripped down and slid into bed with Mom. At first she made out like she was outraged, but some kisses and caresses took care of that. I reached down, ran my hand onto her crotch and rubbed onto her clit. She moaned then and gave me some real tongue. I moved over on top grabbed my tool and fitted it into my mother's cunt. We fucked and fucked that night. It was heaven. After that I had sex with her every night when Dad was away, for a couple of years. Now I'm in my 40s and she's in her early 80s and we screw every chance we get. I know this sounds like a sick fantasy, but it happened that way, and I'll bet I'm not the only one that has fucked his mom!
Anonymousover 9 years agoWomen reach sexual peak around forty. Before then they have peer pressure, marriage, kids and a constant threat of becoming pregnant.
After the change of life women may become more adventurous. I'm not a doctor but thru experience women with one overly tend to be more fem, than those that lose both. Maybe its just in their heads I don't know. Either now have freedom, A new found experience. A world of Sexuality without consequences. Desires same as ours and now theirs. They become braver and more independent, they become hunters.
Reading your above post amused me. You set restrictions on your selections, asif it was of your making or choice. Thats fine, i'm sure the women who nailed you let you think that. All the time they must of thought, hope he gets hard long enough this time to get me to come, without me having to go 2nds on him, or i'm gunna have to get me a real man if this boy can't keep up! but i do like his firm chest.
Women are incredible creatures, I've never met one 18 or 64 that doesn't know her own needs and wants. Enjoying one of these creatures isn't thru control or demands its by been a man enough not to give a fuck.
C
Anonymousabout 10 years agoYou are right, slow and steady is the key. Anal is almost always out. They have an idea that it is a perversion and nasty. Most aren't very adventureous since they grew up in an era where that was discouraged as not being a 'good girl'. Most of them were trained in the '60's or 70's to be good little submissive homemakers so they will often willingly perform fellatio, but fear cunniligus as they've been taught that it is 'dirty down there' on her. I think their mothers gave them this idea because of their menstrual cycle which back then was still a bit of a mystery to many women. They welcome the old fashoned 'missionary position' as for one their husbands only did it this way, and two their parents vis-a-vis the church approved this way. Sometimes they'll do from behind if they're lying flat on their bellies, but rarely on their hands and knees. The 'doggie' position is hard on their joints and they feel humiliated. Not what I'm going for. I want to be welcomed back. And I want to last awhile, but not too long. Their husbands usually took 2-5minuits and they think that that is sex and their lot in life. Some longer and they're best pleased, too long and they wonder if something is wrong. Never try anal, but they love to have their butt cheeks fondled. This writer is correct, use her name and never say,'I love you' in a romantic way. Only in a 'friends' situation. Women are more comfortable having sex in their own bed, so always adjourn to her own budoire. She feels seedy in a motel and like a prostitute in your apartment. 70's through 90's are wonderful ages for seduction. Never tell her she is a raging beauty. She'll know better and won't mind being 'played' a little as long as you don't make it too obvious. Remember, young girls want to be loved, middle aged girls want to be needed because when their kids move away they feel useless, old girls need to be wanted.
Anonymousabout 10 years agoMature women, especially in their late 50's through their 60's (in my experience) are incredible lovers and almost insatiable other than just tiring out sooner than their younger counterparts. Their bodies are wonderful and more often anxious to do things they would have shunned when they were younger; Especially if they are widowed and truly miss a loving relationship, it is a very pleasurable set of events that quickly get lost in uninhibited passion. We make fun of 'floppy old tits', 'grapefruit-sized breasts', inch long nipples, and cum that tastes awful until her juices get active again.
Write long and involved stories for us and we will respond. I am a lesbian who accidentally found myself in lust with a 65 year old beauty and it is a great sensation. for both of us.
You have the talent to write stories that are complicated, sensual, sexual, arousing, and full of passion while giving dignity and pleasure to these wonderful women who still deserve pleasure at a lonely part of their life. Don't coddle them. they are sexy babes.....
Anonymousover 10 years agoMy parents are in a retirement village, I am late 40s. Every time I went to visit, someone would drop in to my parents, Most were over 75, most were single women,i would join in the conversation, sometimes I would play cards with them. Always, I would walk them back to their units, safety, see them inside, shake their hand and kiss their hand goodnight, saying how nice it was to meet them and hope we can play cards again and I hope I am better next time. Pays to be nice,,Alice an 83 year old, plumpish lady, invited me in the third time I walked her back to her unit. she was nervous, yes, I got the cup of coffee, yes, I got involved in small talk, I walked behind her as she was sitting down, I reached over and rubbed her shoulders, moving my hands to the front of her dress, over her ample breasts, she didn't resist so I moved my hands under her dress, she made it easier,by lowering her dress top as I undid her bra and her breasts flopped out, I massaged those huge breasts, pinching her large nipples. She kept saying that's nice, oooow, that's so nice. After awhile I stopped, sat next to her, of course, breast into my mouth, my hand slowly up her thigh, caressing the front of her underwear, guiding my finger under, stroking her pussy,clit, moist but not wet, then stood up, I will be back. I go to the bathroom, look in the cupboard for a nice oil, then walk back out,oil on my fingers, sit back down, mouth back on those breasts, fingers under her dress,her panties were gone, I said naughty as my oiled fingers slid up and down her pussy, her legs apart, my finger into her now much wetter pussy. she is ready, I move back, I offer my hand, helping her up, I let her lead the way to her bed, she removed her dress, I told her to lay down, I then stand where she can see me remove my clothes, trousers and underwear off last, my cock springing free, then I move between her legs, she parted them, I move up, my cock against her, she can feel it, I kissed her neck, her lips, her ear, back to her lips, her hand is on my cock guiding it to her pussy, at her entrance, I wait, she is wanting it now and as I slowly entered her, my tongue entered her mouth and I pushed deep and with my mouth clamped over hers slowly began to fuck her, tongue fucking her mouth,faster now and then she moves her mouth away, ohhh yes, yes, I fucked her faster as I felt her orgasm grip her as her pussy contracted around my cock, her orgasm big until she relaxed and then I fucked her faster and harder until my cumm shot into her pussy, as I begin to pull out, I kissed her once more, leant back, she looked down like I knew she would and I squeezed my cock, making sure she saw the cumm drop onto her stomach.We both enjoed it.
