All Comments on 'I Don't Know John Humber'

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AnonymousAnonymousover 19 years ago
Lifelike Story - Thanks

Appreciate your theme - good first effort - more please

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
Wow, you just don't know who you dealing with...

I liked it, but it reinforces why we usually date for awhile

before marriage (at least I did).

If my girlfriend (now my wife) had done that, I don't think

I would be with her. She has called him a liar, then screwed

a guy she barely knew (ever hear of HIV) and now wants the

boyfriend to forgive her? I love only you? I just fuck

the other guys to keep me in shape ya know. Huh?

He is a more forgiving man than I am, and he will probably need to stay that way. I love my wife very much, but she

KNOWS what would happen if she cheated on me, or for that

matter called me a liar. She called me a liar when we first

met. Not in those confrontational terms, but indicated she

did not believe me. I told her our relationship was over

and wished her well. Her eyes got big and she ran up to me

and asked what I meant. I told her there are two kinds of

people on this earth (when it comes to lies): People I care

too much about to lie to them and people I don't care enough

about to bother telling a lie. She got the idea and apologized. I kept walking, then she caught me again and

asked if we would see each other again. I told her to give

it a week, if she really thought I had lied to her, don't

call back. If she regretted her choice of terms, and did

NOT think I had lied...give me a call. Obviously she called

back.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
Unrealistic

Well written story, but unrealistic plot. It's hard to imagine any wife that is so stupid, that she would just take some strangers word about her husband'sactions and then invite said stranger in to have sex with her based on the unfoudend assertions, Even incredibly stupid people do not jump into bed with strangers to avenge alleged infidelity. 60 Year old George

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
Needs some work but it's decent

There seems to be a school of crtics who always demand a pound of flesh. There are people who look beyond it and try to work things through. The 3rd school is composed of those who love to turn the husband into a sad-assed cuckhold. You've opted for compassion of a sort and thats ok. However you do need to work on your use of the English language a little bit. All of that having been said, keep going. You're getting better. Unlike the sad-sacks who won't sign their names, mine is here for you to see.

fakers51fakers51about 19 years ago
I loved his nonsense approach

I like the way this was written. It involve trust a mis-guided lack of. Thank god for the John Hummer not taking advantage of Joyce. He could have gotten a free piece of cunt.

DoctorWyldcardDoctorWyldcardabout 19 years ago
Good story

I really liked this tale, ran across it while...well reading through the Erotic tales section. I liked it enough to hunt it down and read again! My only fault with the story is he took her back!!

She's eather not trusting at all of him OR really gulliable to fall for the other guys story. Does he really want to be in this relationship?

But over all I really liked how he handled it. Like a man but not over the top or anything.

Best Lines of the story :

Before I could speak the man said, " Who the fuck is this guy standing here?"

She said, "This is Robert. Fuck me so he can watch us."

He doesn't Know who his good fuck pal is??? And she still wants to go at it!?! Jes... can I order one moron girlfriend? To go?

Again great story... can't wait to read more from you.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
Needs more

I tend to think that he would have cut his losses and not dealt with her after he left, but with her back in it the story needs expansion.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 19 years ago
Great Cautionary Tale

I read this as more of a morality tale... I think too many readers take some of these stories too literally! Looked at this way the shortness makes sense.

Hey, if you think you got problems, talk about it; there are consequences!

Good story, keep writing.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 18 years ago
Dumb and dumber!

She dumb enough to take the word of a stranger over his and then invite said stranger into their bed. Then the poor dumb ass takes her back? This fool could give welders a bad reputation. What's gonna happen the next time some guy with a smooth line hits on her? She's already shown she has no respect for him, is her respect going to grow if he meekly takes her back?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 17 years ago
Too funny

This needed to be in humor, dumb and dumber for sure. Great parody. It was a parody, wasn't it?

AnonymousAnonymousabout 16 years ago
Gem in the Rough

The story is very good but you should try proof-reading

your work before submitting it. I've noticed the same

problems in all of your stories.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 16 years ago
yes but no :)

He should forget her, not have a reconciliation with her.. Done it once for such a weak reason even when he informed her she was wrong? A sad case, not anyone one would want to build a life with, such a woman will betray you any time she's feeling insecure and that I guess would be at all times. Yoron

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 16 years ago
I really didn't

Care for this story as it seemed forced and not really enjoyable. I agree with the poster below that there was absolutely no grounds for reconciliation in this relationship as she had every intention of humiliating the lead character (By the way this was in no way an E.C. story). We really need a category for all these cheating slut stories as they don't belong in L.W. or E.C. though some do fit in G.S. if they are consensual swapping stories.

Risq_001Risq_001over 15 years ago
Just didn't like the story

<p>The story spent the majority of it's time making you dislike the female lead. It had (at least me) seeing her invalidate herself as wife material. The character spent so much time trying to get even with the guy she claimed she wanted to marry and said she loved. But she didn't love him enough "not" to rub his nose in what she thought was an affair</p>

<p>But the story did <i><b>NOTHING</b></i> to resolve the emotions the average reader got from how the author made (at least me) dislike her. I mean if I empathized with the male character she screwed him over "Hard" to get even with him, and he was totally innocent. He tried over and over to get her to realize that, and she went as far as to bring the other guy home and sex him up in their bed while he watched her. And when she found out he really was innocent, the only thing the story had her do was turn on the waterworks and he quickly forgave her so they could get back together. That's not a redeeming quality for her and does nothing to make me like her after the story set her up to be such a dis-likable character. The story never made me like her again after it spent so much time making me "dis-like" her.</p>

<p>And when I think about it I don't like his character much that he appears so desperate for this female to like him that he'd put aside any self respect he might have had to take her back as quickly as possible. In the end, I didn't like either of them much.</p>

<p>To me a story isn't a "happy" ending just because <i>"They lived happily ever after"</i> got tacked on to the end of a story. This story is where one person spent the majority of the story screwing some one over, and the reader never gets past the feeling of anger to believe that the cheater should be given a second chance. Nothing written in this story supports "they lived happy ever after", and as such most people will never appreciate the story.</p>

-Risq

KOLKOREKOLKOREover 15 years ago
First cheat, then appologize

It always amuses me to read this line of narrative when the wife could not be convinced to change her outrageous behavior despite explanations and warnings. As if by magic, all that stubborn attitude disappears once the plan/scheme /excuse for cheating is materialized. Then as in a script the same stubborn wife turns into a rug doll, trembling, crying and full of regret -all in a blink of an eye. You can probably tell how much I appreciate this line of narrative - both in life or in fiction. In both cases it's phony and incredible. It's a shame that in more than one story the author chose this same trite narrative as the main plot line. <P>

Please take note of the very succinct comment made by Anon (“wow you just don’t know who you are dealing with”) on his truth policy and how he educated his future wife

AnonymousAnonymousabout 15 years ago
Bullshit

Total bullshit.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 15 years ago
Sorry, just couldn't

get excited about this tale.Seemed rushed and a bit difficult to swallow. Enough said.

nyminusnyminusabout 15 years ago
Bud I have to agree this was bullshit

Why the hell did he wait till they were fucking. He could have accomplished the same thing as he waited and then he talked about the way that he would always have the image of her fucking john in his head. WHY DID HE WAIT and not confront them right away???

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 15 years ago
TWO...

DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLES...

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
don't quit...

your day job

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
You Got It Wrong

The guy you described, the guy that packed his goods and left, that guy would never accept anything from her. Think author, she didn't take his word for anything or try to prove or confront both men for an answer. This guy would never go back.

Good writing though, try to stay as close to reality in the psychology of characters - that tends to lend more intrique and interest for your readers.

AnonymousAnonymousover 13 years ago
working at the paper mill

creates quite a hankering for the creampies

RePhilRePhilalmost 13 years ago
WACC job story

Another story for the "anals" of the Wuss Ass Castrated Cuckolds!!! Losers one and all. LOL

AnonymousAnonymousabout 11 years ago
No

Crap ending. She would believe someone on their word alone and then screw the same guy? She then brings the guy to their bed? All she would receive from me would be a FU2 C**T! That is basically what she told him.

AnonymousAnonymousover 10 years ago
I don't think so.

She throws him under the bus that quickly? Not the type of woman that you want to get married to or date for that matter. No open communication. This story was too implausible to be any good. Any straight thinking man would have dumped her permanently.

BfreetorunBfreetorunover 10 years ago
Don't marry this bitch and don't co-mingle your money.

Some other bastard that wants to fuck her will come up with a tale and she will fall for it whether she believes him or not. I would drop her ass in the dirt now before you get too deep again. Good story except for him taking her cheating ass back.

bearbait2002bearbait2002about 10 years ago
all the same

It's really sad that so many writers choose to accept being cockold. Any spouse that cheats will do it again.They can't help it.Lack of morals i suspect.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 10 years ago

I voted a 2/5 for this tale of yours. Although the idea behind the story has lots of potential - written properly and fleshed out some more - you didn't actually reach that level of possibility. It's not your lack of writing talent that is to blame for that, because I've read other stories of yours and some were good or great even. In the end, this is simply not that good of a story.

Let me tell you three reasons for my vote, with each lowering the possible score by about one star:

1.) It's not my cup of tea. The way Robert accepted Joyce back so easily and her lack of trust in him didn't make this a fun read for me.

2.) The technical quality of your writing didn't excite me. There were a number of (usually minor) errors, which an editor should have caught.

3.) The ending felt hasty and was even more anti-climactic than the story itself.

You can't do anything about the first point of course, but even without that I would've been fair enough to give you a 4/5 vote if everything else had been done well.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 10 years ago
either

You are a cuckold and writing about your own experience or you are baiting your readers.

I mean an absolute stranger tells her he is fooling around,he tells her he isn't. What is wrong with this picture?

rick_ohrick_ohover 9 years ago
Although

I like reconciliation stories, this one had an unsatisfying ending. The reconciliation is fine, but there should be more payback for the wife.

AnonymousAnonymousover 9 years ago
Gross

Women like Joyce are gross. Take her back and watch your dick fall off. In fact, if you take back a woman like her, you'd BETTER be ready to watch.

spud65spud65over 9 years ago
Swing and a miss strike 1

My favorite stories contain religion, drama, and mystery..

For example " Oh my God! she said, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is?

Sort of like your story not a whole lot of substance....

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
Wimp!

A self made cuckold. Should of followed through and gotten a divorce. As the saying goes, "Once a cheater, always a cheater!"

AnonymousAnonymousover 7 years ago
I Don't Know a John Humber

I would of met her and told her, " I don't know a John Humber", and left her at Pizza Hut.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 7 years ago
hell's belle

Hey screw her blind but do not let her move in.

Within six months she will bring another guy home

unh0unh0almost 7 years ago
Three little words....

You're a sap.

sas6446sas6446over 6 years ago
UGH!!!!

She'll do it again!!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago

DUMBASS!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 6 years ago
NFW!

A fool and his dumb shit wife. He should of just stayed away. Left her for good, or divorced her for good.

AnonymousAnonymousover 5 years ago
PLEASE MAKE SENSE...

The wife just blindly takes the word of some guy off the street over that of her fiancée. She asked, he told her he knew no one named John Humber. Rather than find the truth, she decides to fuck John in front of her husband. What a crock.

Our hero should have just gotten rid of the cheating slut when he had the chance because it's obvious she'd been fucking John all along and if she moves on from him, she'll be looking for the next guy and an excuse to fuck him.

etchiboyetchiboyabout 5 years ago
I liked this one. Could see it happening just like that.

No need for suspension of disbelief or stretch of the imagination. No navy SEALs or computer hackers. Just John Humber saying, “I don’t know that guy.” Boom! Bang! Don't let the door hit on the way out.

4-stars

etchiboyetchiboyabout 5 years ago
And, personally, I’d place this in the LW category.

Just sayin’

AnonymousAnonymousover 4 years ago
Are You Shitting Me

She believed a stranger over her fiance? All in the world he asked of her was to believe he did not know John Humber. She let him fuck her based on nothing but a convoluted story. Now when she gets caught, she is willing to do "anything" for her ex; fiance. Okay...tell her to kill herself.

JackallsJackallsover 4 years ago
Poor story

Headline says it all.

ScorpioJJScorpioJJabout 4 years ago
No,no! Let her go.

She has no trust and next time she could hurt him in his sleep. Let her go and find a better woman.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

Yeah so the first spelling/grammatical error is in the title so...

Apart from that, the plot is weak. And the mans balls must have been lost the day he met her, otherwise he would walk out of a relationship with a clearly egoistical and mistrusting women with sever schizophrenic tendencies.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

YUCK.

Ocker53Ocker53over 2 years ago

No one is that stupid⭐️⭐️

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Cucky boy

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

Why are women so stupid, and so self-absorbed? Is it the princess syndrome, just spoiled and never growing up?

WisquejacWisquejac7 months ago

Nah. I’d say bye bye. Dumb.

AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

WIMP

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