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I Took A Memory To Lunch.


When Jake invited me to join in his invitational this time. Oh he's invited me most every time and I've started a tale for them all. I just ain't too clever at finishing the damned things sometimes. This old mind of mine kind-a wanders off into pastures new; well, new stories anyway. Anyway this time - just to stop Jake form getting too crotchety with me - I figured I'd better finish one.

Being a melancholy old bleeder, I chose this song that can often be heard playing in my study. Usually quietly in the background whilst I'm writing. The version I have is by Tom T Hall, I have no idea if anyone else has recorded it.

Thanks to LadyCibelle and my friend SH for sorting my foul-ups and editing for me. Techsan is under doctor's orders at the present time; I hope you all join me in wishing him a swift recovery.

Clarification: Pally - from pal or friend. To get all pally with someone, can have a variety of deferent meanings; in this case it means becoming close friend.

There are no sexual scenes in this story.


I suppose a lot of folks would put it down to the old midlife crisis kind of thing. Or maybe, after all those years, they might say it was the seven-year itch, running a little on the late side after fourteen years of marriage. Anyway the truth is that at thirty-eight I had those niggling questions beginning to come to the forefront of my mind.

After sharing the last sixteen years of my life with my wife Christina -- Tina to most folks, mum to our three little tykes and Babe to me - I was beginning to wonder what it was all about and maybe what could have been.

Well that's a lie really; maybe -- somewhere tucked away in the back of my mind - where we all fear to tread most of the time - I think I had always been asking myself the "what if" question.

You remember what it was like when we were teenagers. How you first found the girl of your dreams, and kind of developed ideas about where your life was going. For some folks it was a quiet life in a nice little house in the country, for others it was to become a big man in a big house, with a big high fence all around; read becoming rich, and leading the life of Reilly.

I can't say for sure what happened to those dreams I'd had as a young man. I always did have myself a good job, even if I could never understand why they put up with me lately. Maybe I was feeling pretty bored with it, after all those years. I figured that I'd reached the peak of where I was going to get to with my employer.

A couple of times I had thought that maybe a change of employer would get the ball rolling again, but that would have meant a move to another part of the country and... Well, there was the kids' schooling to take into account, and all the rest of the upheaval a move would have caused in family life to take into consideration. No, a change of employment and all that involved just weren't on the cards. Well not at that time; it would probably have led to an abrupt end of what was left of my marriage anyway.

Yeah, all right I've got to admit that life at home wasn't what it should have been. I know Tina found it hard sometimes, what with those three little urchins, and the house to look after. Well yeah, she did find time to do some charity work, she was on the children's school board of governors and had been a member of the PTA before that.

Okay, and I'll admit that I wasn't always as supportive around the house as I could have been. But then, I was working my socks off earning the cash to pay the mortgage and feed and clothe the little buggers. And give Tina almost everything any woman could want in life. I'd always thought that that was my part of the bargain.

Generally Tina was out at her charity things, two nights a week and I stayed home watching the kids. I usually went down the Band Club, Mondays and Thursdays to practice snooker on a full size competition table; I got a three-quarter size one tucked away in the garage. I ain't half-bad on the baize; not up to professional standards, so you won't see me at the Crucible. But I've won a good few bob in amateur competitions over the years. Before the children came along, Tina would come and watch me play in competition. Hey she's no slouch with a snooker cue herself; well she was, when she had time to practice with me.

If you get the idea that things had sort-a cooled down in our relationship, you wouldn't be too far wrong. I kind-a got the feeling, that like quite a few married couples, we were just going through the motions by then. Yeah, we went out together -- just Tina and I -- a couple of times a month. And yeah we generally had -- some pretty basic - sex most Saturday nights. But most of the time our social life together was revolving around the kids and their needs.

I sort-a had it figured that Tina and me were both killing time until the kids were old enough to fly the coop, and then... Well then, maybe we'd go our own separate ways.

Anyway I hope these revelations give you some insight into my state of mind that bright sunny summer morning, as I sat in my office pushing papers around and wishing that I was anywhere else in the world but there.

Quite unexpectedly there was a sharp tap on my office door. Unexpected, because, Betty - who acted as my secretary - normally called me on the intercom if I had a visitor; and if she wanted to see me, I usually went out to her, because she wasn't my exclusive secretary and looked after all the rest of the guys in the department as well.

And yeah well, most of my colleagues had learnt by then that I wasn't the most sociable of people first thing in the mornings. So if they had any problems that they'd rather bring to me than the department head, then they knew they were best left until after lunch.

Anyway, there was this sudden rap on my door, then it burst open and Martin Goldman strolled in like he owned the place. Which, to be honest, he did; so I couldn't very well tell him to f-off, could I.

Old man Goldman - whose father had started the company way back in the days of yore, just after WW2 -- had kind-a grown up in the organisation, and for years run it with an iron fist. Anyway the old bugger had died about eight months previous and his only son Martin had come back home - from wherever he'd been hiding out for more years than I care to remember -- to take over the reigns.

Martin and I had history, - of sorts - we'd grown up together. Well kind-of, we just happened to live not too far away from each other as kids, and as we'd got older - coincidently - gone to the same college for a while, and hung around the same teenage hangouts.

We even drank in the same pubs and went to the same dances and clubs etc. But we'd never been what you might call mates. Martin's education -- as you might expect, being the son of a rich Jewish businessman -- had mostly been in the private sector, and I'd struggled along in the State system.

Sometimes we'd even dated the same birds in our younger days, at different times off course. So you can understand that we'd always known one-another, even if in a very tenuous way. I'd always known who he was and he was well aware of my existence, although we had never actually run with the same crowd. At that time, I'd have doubted we'd ever said more the half a dozen words to each other in our whole lives.

But Martin Goldman was now the big cheese of the company I worked for, and his arrival at my lowly door was completely unexpected.

As Martin entered my little office, I went to stand -- to show the subservience that's expected when the big boss man pays an unexpected call on one of his lowly minions -- but much to my surprise Martin gestured for me to remain seated and plonked his arse on the seat opposite me. He took a quick look down at the cheap typist's chair he found himself sitting upon, and then glanced around my little domain, with an expression of some distain on his face; before leaning back in the seat and fixing me with a long stare.

For what seemed to be an eternity Martin Goldman didn't say a word, he just sat there staring at me.

To be completely truthful, I feared exactly what the bugger was about to say to me. Word had gone around the company that Martin had been making some big changes upstairs, and the rumour was that he seemed to take pleasure in doing the required firing personally. Or to give the man the benefit of the doubt; at least he took the responsibility for doing the actual deed himself, rather than delegating the task to one of the many brown nose's he'd inherited from his old man since he'd returned.

"Long time no see Josh." Goldman finally said; with a smile on his face, just as if he was an old friend I'd run into in the pub.

I'm not sure why, I was extremely suspicious of this casual greeting, but decided it would be diplomatic to follow his relaxed lead.

"Well Mr Goldman, some of us had to stay in town and keep the home fires burning." I replied trying my best to smile back at him.

"Good lord, Josh; cut out all that formal crap. We've known each other long enough for you to call me Marty; at least when we are in private."

"Cheers, Marty. But to be honest; we never..."

"Don't give me all that bullshit, Josh. I still remember the night of the cup final just before I went off to Oxford. If you and your crowd hadn't backed us up, those wankers would have had our guts for garters."

Martin was referring to a night many years before that I'd almost completely forgotten about. My friends and I had gone to the cup final at Wembley. On our way home -- and by complete chance - we'd come across Marty and a couple of his friends, just as they were confronted by a little group of Neanderthal skinhead thugs, masquerading as football supporters.

Anyway three Jewish boys wearing the wrong colour scarves were probably just what the half dozen numbskulls had been looking for that day.

The sixteen semi-pissed and extremely noisy, genuine football supporters who confidently strolled up to stand with the three Jewish lads, wasn't. The skinheads made a strategic withdrawal and then all nineteen of us, headed for the nearest pub to continue our celebrations.

After that, things become a bit hazy for me; I can't recall much of what happened later that evening at all. But I do know that I awoke in my own bed sometime late on the Sunday afternoon. And in one piece, but with a hangover that beats all the others I've ever had, before or since.

Exactly where, the "Ladies Changing Room" sign, the pair of frilly ladies panties - or the yellow reflective jacket with the words Metropolitan Police printed across the back of it - came from, I have no idea. The Jacket, I ditched a bit sharp-ish; the sign still hangs in my garage at home. The knickers? God only knows!

"Boy was that a night, I'd never been as drunk as I got that night." Marty was saying when I realised that he was still talking.

"Yeah, I kind-a remember the hangover. Damn thing lasted nearly all week." I added when he stopped to take a breath.

"That was my old man's wine. You were knocking it back like there was no tomorrow; they say that you shouldn't mix grape and grain." Martin grinned, "You know, he went ballistic at me; we nearly emptied his wine cupboard and we did clear the cocktail cabinet."

"Eh... we were at your house that night?" I asked. That must have been part of the evening that I'd lost completely.

"My parents' place, the old man ran a bunch of you home in his car, the rest he shipped home by taxi; don't you remember?"

"Don't remember much about that evening Martin. Well, not after that mate of yours started ordering the shorts in the pub anyway."

"My friends call me Marty, Josh. Yeah, it was a hell of a night, but I'm not here to talk about old times; I'm here to talk about you." Marty said changing the subject and I began to get worried again.

"My spies tell me that you're out of sorts lately and not your normal happy-go-lucky self. You're not feeling unwell or anything, are you?"

"No, I'm feeling fine health-wise. I don't know where you got that idea, Marty."

"Oh come on, Josh. Betty's known you long enough to know that something's not kosher. She tells me that for the last few months you've been really down. What is it, money troubles? You know that if I can help out financially, I will; we might not have been bosom buddies in the old days, but I owe you big time."

"Hey no, I've never had any money problems. Never had to complain about my salary."

"I would hope not; the old man was very appreciative of what you and your friends did for me that night, you know. You've been on the top of the wage bracket, from the day you started here."

Suddenly I realised why I had been trapped in that bloody job. Although I'd only spoken to the old guy a couple of times since I'd worked for the company; Marty's father must have recognised me or my name on the staff list and put the word out that I should be looked after, financially.

Every other job that I'd ever gone after, I'd found that I was earning more -- or at least as much as -- the top of their wage bracket for the position, before I started.

I have no idea what expression I must have had on my face as I realised the fact.

"You never knew did you? My dad looked after folks who looked after him or his own. But anyway, going through your personnel file I was wondering, how come you've never tried for advancement out of this shit-hole of a department?"

"Well I..."

"Well what, Josh?" Marty asked, but then his facial expression changed some. "Surely you never thought... Dam it, you did, didn't you? You thought that the only way to the top in this company as if you were Jewish or kissed the right persons arse, didn't you?" --- "Bleeding hell, you disappoint me, Josh."

Marty stopped speaking for a few moments and sat there with a thoughtful expression on his face; but then the smiled returned again. "Sorry, yeah. I suppose that from where you've been sitting, it might seem that way. Nearly all the top brass are, now that I come to think of it... So I suppose it's only natural for you to think that way."

"But that isn't the way I do business, Josh, or intend to run this company in the future. As a matter of fact, we've been thinking that you might fancy taking over as head of human resources."

"Sorry?" I replied. I've got to admit I wasn't sure that I caught the correct gist of what Martin had just said.

"The Personnel Department, Josh! Morris (the then-current personnel manager) is coming up for retirement in a few months, and we thought that we'd like to replace him with someone who isn't quite so narrow-minded. I figured you'd just about fit the bill."

"But I know sod-all about being a personnel manager, Marty."

"Neither does lard-arse Morris, but that hasn't stopped him from keeping that seat warm for lord knows how long. Look Josh, things have changed in the last few years. Surely you've noticed that the company has a shortage of... er, ethnic minorities on the payroll. There are laws about that kind of thing nowadays and eventually some bugger's going to give us some stick over it. Anyway I thought that you're just the bloke we need to sort that situation out."

"Why me?"

"Well, I'd have thought that was pretty obvious. That crowd you ran with when we were younger wasn't far short of a league of nations. You must have had just about every race and nationality in the district in it. And I'll bet you still hang around with most of them now, don't you."

"Yeah well, those who still go down the Band Club to play snooker. You weren't the only one who spread their wings; some of the guys are all over the country now."

"Anyway the point is, no bugger could accuse you of being prejudiced and that's the sort of person I need running Human Resources here. I want this place to have a broad spectrum of staff, which reflects the local population."

"But surely you need someone who's qualified to do the job."

"No, I need someone who I can trust to do as I ask. I don't want people just to make up the numbers; I want people who will do their jobs well. Jetta and I thought..."

"Jetta?" I repeated in surprise.

The name Jetta rang a bell in the back of my head somewhere. It wasn't what you'd call a common name, and our town wasn't that big. There'd been a young woman called Jetta who used to frequent some of the dance clubs we'd both gone to when we were younger.

My problem was, - and I'm not sure why, I'd read into Marty's body language that the Jetta he was referring too was his wife - the young woman I remembered had been of Indian decent.

Marty grinned at me. "My wife, and Betty's step-sister; just in case you thought Betty and I were misbehaving out of business hours. I could see you were puzzling over how come I was so pally with Betty."

I didn't say anything in reply to the pally comment, because something else was bugging me.

"But Jetta's...!" I began to say.

"And Jewish by birth, Josh." Martin said anticipating the rest of my comment. The he went on to explain. "Historically, there's not a large Jewish community in India, but it does exist. Kind of handy really; what my parents would have made of our relationship had she been a Hindu or Sikh or something, I have no idea."

Marty grinned at me, and then explained that Jetta's mother had died when she was little. They'd been living in East Africa when her father had run into a recently widowed Betty's mother. I got the feeling that maybe he'd employed her as a children's nanny or something. Although Betty's mother was Irish -- and Roman Catholic - eventually they'd married and come to live in the UK.

The odd point was that, although I remembered seeing Jetta around town quite a lot when we were younger -- Christ, I'd dated the girl myself a couple of times - but I could never remember seeing Betty about much, if at all. But then again, Betty was a few years older than Jetta, Martin or myself, she probably ran with a different peer group.

I suppose it also explained why Betty had been so pally with old man Goldman over the years. At one time or another, rumours had gone around the company that the old boy had been banging Betty on the quiet. But that had never explained why - at the odd company social gatherings etc - Betty and her husband had so often been all cosy, with old Mr Goldman's wife and Martin's sister.

Marty went on to explain that he and Jetta had run into each other at Oxford and kind-a hit it off straight away. They got married before they finished their studies and on graduating, gone to the States to live, until Marty's father had his heart attack.

"We'd have been at each other throats if I'd come back to the company whilst he was here." Marty commented with a grin. "He was kind-a stuck back in the fifties somewhere.

"Look, we've got off the subject here, Josh. It's going to be a few months before Morris retires, but how's the job sound to you?" Marty asked, bringing us back on track.

"Is there any hurry for my answer, Marty? It's going to be one hell of a change for me and I'm not sure yet whether I can handle the job." I began to say, but I gathered Marty wasn't prepared for me to say no.

"Of course you can. And I can understand that you might wish to discuss it with Christina first."

"Hmm," I commented, "as if she'd give a toss."

"I don't like the way you said that, Josh. Are there any problems at home that I don't know about? Is that why you've been out of sorts lately?"

"Oh come on, Marty, Tina and I have been married fourteen years and we've got three children."

"What the hell's that got to do with the price of apples?" Marty demanded.

"When kids come along Marty, relationships kind-a suffer a bit."

"They do? I find that surprising. I'd say all they did was strengthen Jetta and my relationship. Yeah, things had to change a bit, but if anything we're closer now than we've ever been."

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