by BrettJ
I received a note from a reader saying he saw the same (with minor variations) story on a ASSTR - yep, my bad. I co-wrote the story with Jen (we both work for Group MVP) and didn't know she intended to post it. So yes - same story with minor variations. The ASSTR version could not be published here.
If anyone would like confirmation, they can easily E-Mail Jen. Both of our faces are red, I assure you.