Lance's Seven Sins 01: Envy

Author's Note: This is the first of seven chapters that will be exploring the sexual escapades of an extremely well-endowed cis bisexual male named Lance. This story is told in first person past tense, and it has semi-ridiculous proportions and cumflation.

Lance is now in his late 20s, and he is a spectacle of a man. 6'3" tall (190cm), a toned athletic frame, an 8 pack of washboard abs, light blue eyes, masculine facial features, medium length flowing brown hair, and possibly the largest penis on any human being ever.

Side note: this is my first erotic story ever. I'll take any and all feedback I can get to get better.

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My fetishes were evolving now that I was out of college for a number of years and closing in on the age of 30. It's probably more accurate to say they were settling in; I was less and less interested in just getting my rocks off. My tolerance for half-assed dates was growing thin, and as a bisexual male in New York City I started wanting more an experience than an orgasm.

I rolled over onto Kat, a fuck buddy of mine since grade school, and rested my head on her right breast. She matured into a voluptuous envy; long black hair, hazel eyes, perfect bone structure, about average height for a girl, and two of the largest breasts you will ever see on a lithe frame like hers. Her round facial structure, the upturned eyes, those luscious lips, that cute button nose... I'm surprised she hasn't been locked down yet. She grew into quite the size queen since we started fooling around, and I'm proud to say I'm still the biggest she's had. As the owner of a 35cm long and 7cm thick tube protruding above a softball for a scrotum, I'm the largest most people have had. She used her right arm to squeeze the snuggle into overdrive, and then she landed her other hand on my 21cm flaccid cock hanging over her leg and onto the sheets close to her warm entrance.

"It's usually hard when you plunge your face into my chest," she whispered. The fight of waking up was audible in her voice.

I looked up to meet her gaze. "I guess I'm getting older. I was just looking to cuddle," I cooed as my cock began to betray my words.

"Are you sure about that?"

I looked down at my hardening shaft. "Not anymore," I said, tilting my head to make our eyes meet.

"Well, too bad. It's Sunday morning, and I'm too sore for more," she said, now fully awake.

No longer sleepy at all myself, I tried my luck. "I thought you liked it when you're sore."

Kat sat up, pushing me off her. She leaned forward, causing her breasts to push into her thighs, and she put her face in her hands to rub the sleep out of her eyes.

"That was yesterday after you drunkenly couldn't finish for hours on Friday night. Today I'm actually swollen and discolored - look." She swung the covers off of us to reveal herself. Normally her pussy is the most delicious looking thing that ever was: perfectly smooth, a little puffy, a clit just large enough to poke out from behind the labia, and the most tantalizing color pink inside. This morning however, it was comically ballooned and a deep red.

I put a dumb look on my dumb face and turned back to her gorgeous one that was now wearing a playful scowl. "Did I do that?"

She swung her arm to smack me. "You're such an asshole. I gotta go." She motioned to leave the bed.

I pulled her back in and grabbed as much tit flesh as I could fit in my palm. "Come on, just let me get one last one in. Have you reconsidered letting me fuck your ass at all?"

The scowl wasn't so playful anymore. "Why would you bring that up knowing it's going to lesser your chances of anything happening? I enjoy anal with smaller guys, or in your case much smaller. I'm gonna have a hard enough time walking at work tomorrow as it is. You have such a way with words sometimes, and the other half it seems your dick is in your mouth."

"You mean my foot."

"No, Lance. Speaking of, why don't you do just that if you need to cum so bad?" She was moving to get out of the bed again, but I squeezed her breasts harder and put her back in the bed.

I rolled over and straddled her hips, my now fully hard cock pressing into the bottom of her cleavage. "I can do that any time. You're here now, and you're so good." She was beaming at me, but her expression was moving back to playful. I began to tweak her nipple the way she likes, but she smacked my hand away. We had a silent negotiation for a little before I started to put more of my cock in between her breasts. A smile finally started to show as my tip came through the other side. "Am I still the only guy that doesn't get completely enveloped by them?"

She snickered then sighed, and said, "Just don't get any in my hair; I don't want to have to wash it today."

I tried to pull back out, but we got stuck on each other the way skin on skin contact tends to make things. I pushed back through and poked her chin with the head. "Can you-"

"No. Get the lube."

I pushed my hands pushed into her breasts. "It's wherever you left it last night."

She groaned, leaned over, and shuffled around the night stand for the lube. Once she had it opened I parted her tits to expose my cock. She sent a long string of lube down the length and began to rub it all around my cock and her cleavage. I couldn't help but smile as she helped squeeze her mounds over it. "Fuck, that's good."

"None in my hair," she reminded me as I started to move.

"Yeah, got it," I responded dismissively while I threw any courtesy or build up out the window. I pumped hard and fast right away, and my cock head poked into her neck or chin almost every time. I wanted to try and avoid that, but it was heaven between her huge endowment.

"God you're so fucking big. If your cock is gonna be in my throat anyway, might as well," she trailed off then took what wasn't in her chest into her mouth. Now my cock had completely disappeared, as her lips met the top of her cleavage. Her tongue knew exactly how to coax the cum from my cock, and I wasn't going to keep her longer than she had to. I pushed in, felt the back of her throat, and grunted as I started my fourth orgasm of the weekend. Her mouth was quickly filled up, but at this level of experience she could handle it. She took my cock out when she thought I was done, but a couple of ropes spurted out after - one from her forehead over her right eye to her cheek and the other over her nose down to her chin. A look of disbelief washed over her face as she exclaimed, "You're still cumming?!"

Exasperated I answered, "You know me," as I jerked the last dribbles out onto her nipples. I smacked her tits with my heavy meat before she pushed me off her.

"That was close, you moron." She rolled out of bed and briskly walked into the bathroom. I loved watching her tits bounce around when she walked naked, and her ass jiggling between her swaying hips commanded attention as well. My cock began to soften as I followed her in. She was admiring the mess on her face in the mirror as she washed the cum and lube off her chest. "I feel like I drank a whole smoothie; how did you have this much left?"

I lifted the toilet seat and began to relieve myself. "Don't act surprised."

"I know, but... jeez." She cupped water into her hands a few times to splash her face and torso. She reached for the hand towel and put it up to her face. "Is my makeup bag in the usual spot?"

"Yeah, but I thought you brought the big one since you spent the weekend," I said as I flushed the toilet.

"I did, but it's got the face lotion I need. You know - the kind I need to hide cum residue on my face." Kat began to gather her things from around my studio apartment. Not too hard a task, as my apartment is a little small.

"Why do you want to hide my cum from your face?" I facetiously asked as I finished washing my hands.

I saw in the mirror Kat rolled her eyes while she laid out the clothes she would wear today on the bed, then packed the rest into her bag. I loved watching her dress just as much as undress. The way her huge, natural, round mounds swayed as she put her panties on, the way I could still see so much of them from behind while she put on her bra, the way they bounced and jiggled inside the bra as she got her jeans on... I'm a lucky guy to have been a play partner of hers for so long. As she reached for her shirt she looked over to me, "You know I'd like to fuck you, too, someday. I'll even shell out the cash for a really nice strapon."

I chuckled and walked back towards the bed. "Sorry, Kat. Real dicks only. Maybe in the future."

Once the shirt was on it tugged tight to her chest, and she leaned into me. "I'm looking forward to it." She pushed my bedhead out of the way, grabbed some of the light brown hair, kissed my forehead and pushed me down on the bed. She jumped onto the bed, straddling me and pushing her clothed breasts into my chest.

"I thought you were done," I whimpered as I stared into her eyes, trying to read her face.

"I am. I'm just teasing you, because you're an asshole."

I tried initiate another silent negotiation through facial expressions that I had won before, but I learned that it wasn't a game I was going to win this time. "Then what are you doing on top of me again?"

"Making sure you're not an asshole to the girl who's number I'm sending you." Kat's tone was genuine yet stern; I knew the time for sarcasm was over.

I frowned. "No, Kat. You only give me the numbers of degenerate size queens; I don't need any more of those. I told you; it's just work for me. They never put any effort in; they just get off on having something that big and real inside them. Half of them end up having larger eyes than their stomachs... or pussies or... asses."

Kat lightly slapped my face and got up off me and the bed. "Au contraire, my monster-dicked frere," she giggled as she headed for the door. "She wants to fuck you."

I sat up, "Wait, what?"

She stopped with her hand on the doorknob and did a sexy twirl to look back at me, a smirk painted on her face. "She's got a dick, Lance. She wants you to meet her for ice cream."

The door opened and closed. I sat there at the edge of my bed, naked and curious. My phone buzzed, and I opened it to find three texts from Kat. The first was a contact for someone named Evelyn; the second read 'This is my friend Eve'. The third text was a picture of a super model that I refused at first to believe was the owner of a penis.

"I like ice cream," I stated to no audience as my lazy Sunday started.

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The texting happened throughout the week, and we agreed to meet at her favorite ice cream place by her apartment in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I kept going back to the photo of Eve that Kat sent me over the weekend; I just couldn't help myself. Auburn hair, mesmerizing deep blue eyes, and a smile that I predicted would make my knees weak were I with her in person. And as far as I could tell, she wasn't wearing too much makeup. Her long legs started with wide hips, and an ass to write home about every week. Her waist was thinner than what I thought could support those hips, and she was sporting tiny tits and thin arms in a long, loose dress.

The shower was extra long, so I could do some anal prep. I put on a plain salmon t-shirt, got into my nice jeans and shoes, and left to go meet her. When I arrived, Eve was seated at a table inside. I had butterflies in my stomach for the first time in a while, and I asked her to join me in line. She bounced up in her tight, off-white t-shirt with a retro style logo that I didn't recognize, though wouldn't have noticed even if I did as her nipples were poking right through. Her long skirt swished while she made her way to me, and I caught a glimpse of a very large bulge in her panties. She was much shorter than I expected as well, just about 5'2". We exchanged pleasantries for a little bit while in line, and then we ordered. I couldn't get over her voice; it sounded like a doll's or a cartoon girl's: high pitched but gravelly and adorable at the same time. She got a chocolate waffle cone with strawberry shell; I got my usual: a wafer cone chocolate/vanilla twist with rainbow sprinkles. We agreed to take the treats back to her place, which was apparently very close. Once we were out of the store, she dug in. I could swear she was trying to show off some oral skills, but I wasn't going to say anything out of fear she'd stop trying to impress me. I learned that she had been on hormone therapy since a very young age, and it had the "opposite effect as normal" on her endowment. I was actually the same as Kat in regards to receiving anal sex; I liked smaller cocks to penetrate me. For a special few, I've manned up. For Eve's unbelievable beauty, I was ready to do that and more.

We finished eating just about the same time and just as we were getting to her door. She opened it, directed me to take off my shoes, and asked if I needed to use the restroom; I politely declined, and she took the opportunity to use it herself. I tossed the napkin from my ice cream into the kitchen trash and waited in the hallway. I was already a bit hard with anticipation and was just wondering how a girl so unfairly cute could not only have a dick - but a huge one - and also be a top bedroom personality. The sink ran and stopped, the bathroom door opened, and the anticipation was all it took to get me so erect that it hurt to have pants on. Eve came runway strutting out, and her gaze almost immediately met my bulge.

With a smile she mouthed the phrase, 'Oh, my god.'

She made it to me and pressed a leg up against my hard-on, pushing me against the wall and put her face mere inches from mine, my neck craned down and hers craned up. Eve could make me cum with the look she gave me as she waited for me to react; I was in way over my head. I finally unfroze to do what I knew by habit, grabbing her hips, holding her tight, and trying to play it cool. Eve stood up on her toes and kissed me, and I swear I had to keep from blowing my load right then and there. She was sensual at first - no tongue, not pressing too hard. I was more than happy to follow my partner's lead for once, and she didn't tease me for too long. The pressure on our lips increased and breathing grew heavy as our tongues began to explore each other. My hands worshiped her behind as hers worshiped my front.

Our shirts quickly came off, then she commanded, "Take it out. I want to see if it looks as big as it feels." I silently obliged as I gawked at Eve's small breasts and flat stomach. My jeans came off at the same time as my undergarments, and when they finally reached low enough my boner came popping up to audibly smack my torso. "Holy shit!" There it was; that stability-murdering smile - right below her eyes that looked to be popping out of her head. I couldn't help but try to imitate the smile as she took my manhood in her hands. "This is easily the biggest fucking cock I've ever seen." She began to slowly pull the skin back and forth with both her hands, which made me take notice to how small they were. They each had a full grip of my shaft but they were not near each other, my cockhead, or my hilt. It made me somehow look even bigger, which turned me on more.

My breathing became audible again due to the pleasure. "Same," I finally replied.

Eve chuckled. "Kat warned me about this monstrosity of flesh... and about your conceited, sarcastic sense of humor."

"Did she use those words exactly?"

"About which?" Eve asked, still slowly stroking my hardness, unable to take her eyes off of it.

"Well.. both."

Eve looked back up at me, down to my package, then back up at me. "Was she wrong?"

I shrugged and stayed still, taking in the enjoyment of the moment, interrupting only to playfully tweak one of her puffy nipples.

She lifted my cock and cupped my scrotum in her palm. "Your ego needs to be taken down a peg, hun. I bet you think you cum a lot with these nice things, don't you?"

I wasn't too happy with her condescending tone. "Think?!" I retorted. She looked back up and gave me an evil smirk while she let go of my package. She stepped back a little bit, then reached to her skirt. I realized what was coming. The big reveal. I braced myself and resisted the urge to start jerking myself off, else I cum before I should have. Eve lowered it a little bit and a cute, little cock popped out; it looked long enough to where the whole thing would be covered even in her small hands if given a full grip. The pale complexion of the shaft matched her skin, and the head was just noticeably more pink. It was decently thick, a little veiny, very smooth and gorgeously aesthetic - powerfully feminine in a way. I was confused about what she meant by her endowment comment earlier, then she turned around. Eve bent over and began to drop her skirt and panties at the same time. While her panties were travelling down her thighs I was enlightened about the nature of her endowment.

"What"

More and more of the most enormous pair of testicles I would ever see was being revealed before my eyes.

"the"

I finally could empathize penis envy. The revelation just wouldn't stop; her panties kept revealing more and more.

"fuck."

My softball couldn't even compare to this mailbag of flesh straining to hang two literal mango-sized nuts from this knockout bombshell of a woman. When they were finally fully unveiled, I needed someone to pinch me I was in such shock. These massive testicles that could classify as industrial-grade sperm factories were held in an invitingly smooth, hairless, loose sack that somehow had enough extra skin to really hang and swing the two globes between her legs when she spread apart. Eve peeked back to catch a glimpse of my face and laughed; I would've thought it almost maniacal if it weren't so damn charming.

"Like them?" She asked while turning back around. Her fully hard cock met mine, and I reached out to touch her. She grabbed my hand firmly to stop me. "Ah, ah, ah. I'm a bit of a hair trigger. Let's go to the bedroom; I fully expected to have to wash my sheets tonight." She grabbed me by the cock and started to lead me further into her abode.

I was dumbfounded, but thankfully I mustered the wherewithal to ask questions while we were walking. "This is the 'opposite' effect the hormonal therapy had on you?"

"I really hope you're not intimidated, Lance."

"No, just curious. Did your parents take you to see a doctor?"

"That's a very intrusive question you've asked me." She squeezed my cock harder and spun her head back to give me a playful scowl that reminded me of Kat, then turned back to face forward and continued walking. I stayed silent, as I didn't know how to respond. "Yes, they did. Nothing concerning - at least not for now. Just hyperspermia."

"Hyperspermia?" I inquired as we climbed onto the bed.

"I already told you, Lance. I cum more than you - or anyone else for that matter." We were facing each other on our knees, backs straight, cocks kissing. "Wanna see?"

"Yeah.." I confessed as she took both our cocks in her hand.

"Damn, you're fucking enormous! Yours might be the first cock I need more than one spurt to cover in cum," she predicted as she started frotting us in her grip. I didn't dare question her claim this time; I just watched her prove it to me. The way her face expressed pleasure was sexy enough for softcore porn stardom, then she moaned like she was cumming. I recalled her earlier hair trigger admission as I felt growing warmth on my shaft. I looked down to find her cute dick producing a thick stream of white from the tip like a fountain, and it didn't let up for several seconds. The entire top side of my cock was quickly covered, and it was still spilling out with no signs of letting up. She lifted my meat stick to coat the underside, and she got about a third of it before the stream started to wane. Before completely stopping, it spurted a long rope, nearly accomplishing her goal. With a loud moan, she shot a second, huge blast to finish the task of coating my cock in her seed. She took her other hand off of her own cock and cupped my nuts from behind to lay them out in their full size. Eve continued to ejaculate unbelievable third and fourth shots hands free that she massaged into my scrotum. She went back to frotting us in one hand and kneaded her enormous sac with the other. "Ohh, fuck! This cock is amazing!" Eve continued her incredible orgasm; covering my stomach and further drenching my dick and balls with semen.