Master of Elves Ch. 01

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Chapter One: A Barbarian Visits the Empire

It was a beautiful day in Areistea, the capital city of the Empire of Areis. The warm sun had just passed its zenith, and a fresh breeze blew in from the sea. The waters of the bay sparkled and a few boats floated on the waves, anchored just off the pier.

The smell of salt and fish hung heavy in the air as Jorgen walked past the warehouses. The sounds of the waves against the breakwaters and the docks, the gulls flying overhead, the clink of metal tools, the shouts and whistles of the workers. Comforting sounds Jorgen remembered from his childhood on a different shore.

The streets were wide, heading away from the port, and some had a canal running down the middle, lined with white and grey stones. The canals, Jorgen was told by a helpful local, who found the big barbarian gawking at the construction, were part of a system of canals, dams, and locks that replaced the natural Sestea river delta. The ancient elves had tamed it and put it to use.

Larger canals were used to transport goods through the city and into the Areisian heartland, while others were used by small boats as transportation within the city, for goods and people. The large canal Jorgen studied now was mostly traveled by small barges, bringing supplies up and down to the port. Some barges would continue a short ways up the river, or have their supplies transferred to larger river boats that headed inland.

Jorgen looked back down to the docks and The Wanderer, the sailing ship that had brought him here. The old merchant vessel from Spearpoint had been pressed into service during the latest orcish breakout. The one that had killed Jorgen's family four years ago.

The one that had made him, a six-foot-eight northern barbarian, join up as an Areisian soldier, saluting pompous men more than a foot shorter and half his weight.

But, that was over. Now what? Jorgen needed to find an adventure, a quest, anything. There was a dark cloud trailing him. He had to keep moving.

Turning in a half circle to get his bearings, Jorgen headed west, in search of the inn and tavern recommended by the ship's captain: "Elf's Bottom".

It was sunset by the time he found it, in a district where the port's warehouses gave way to workshops, shops and the homes of working folk.

The inn's impressively outrageous sign illustrated a blonde elf of uncertain gender, bending over, ass out, with one hand on his or her naked bottom, looking over his or her shoulder with an exaggerated wink.

Jorgen just smirked, shook his head, and opened the door. He was greeted by a warm rush of air and the smell of cooking, and the sound of people talking and laughing.

His large frame barely fit through the door, and his greatsword clanged against the doorframe as he passed through. Looking up sheepishly, he was grateful that nobody seemed to be paying much attention. Apparently he wasn't the first barbarian giant they had seen, although he probably was the biggest.

It was an old building, two stories high. The front door led into the tavern and eating hall. It was packed. Jorgen saw a dozen or so tables, full of cheerful people drinking ale and eating hearty food that smelled delicious.

A bar stretched across the back of the room, opposite the door, flanked by a pair of open doors, leading to a kitchen on one side and probably storage on the other, Jorgen thought.

Along the left side were stairs to the rooms above, and the right had a large stone fireplace, with a few comfortable-looking chairs before it. It was currently unlit in the warm early-summer weather. The front wall of the inn held two large tinted glass-paned windows, on either side of the door Jorgen had just entered. The tables near the windows had a nice view of the busy early-evening streets.

There was no doubt that it was a popular spot.

Behind the bar, a young man was pouring drinks and serving plates of food.

Jorgen was impressed with the decor, which was simple yet elegant. The floors were polished hardwood, and the furniture was mostly oak, he thought. The walls were an interesting mix of bare brick and wood paneling. The ceiling was a lattice of exposed beams and support columns.

What surprised Jorgen was the lack of actual elves. He was hoping to meet one.

"Hello there!" a voice called out, startling him out of his reverie.

"Are you lost? Do you need a drink?"

"Sure, a drink sounds good." He walked to the bar and set his pack on the floor at his feet, resting the hilt of his old sword against the bar top.

"What'll you have?" the barkeep asked, leaning on the bar, his dark intelligent eyes shining.

Jorgen took a quick measure of the man. Late thirties perhaps. Dark brown hair in a curly mop. Five and a half feet tall at best. He looked somewhat fancy in an embroidered silk shirt, and was wiping out a glass on a clean white half-apron.

"Do you have mead?"

"Oh yes, we have mead. Honey mead, fruit mead, dark mead, spiced mead, even a few aged meads. What's your pleasure?"

"I'll try the dark mead."

"Comin' right up."

A moment later, Jorgen was savoring the cool, sweet liquid and feeling more relaxed than he had been in weeks.

The bartender looked him over, appraisingly. "What brings you here, barbarian?"

"Name's Jorgen."

"Ha! Sorry, Jorgen. It's unusual to see a seven foot monster of a man in the heart of the empire. Trying to burst out of those poor auxiliary leathers no less! I'm not complaining, just curious."

"Not quite seven feet" the barbarian said with a smirk before answering.

"I've never been here before, to Athea. Fighting with the orcs has cooled off for now, and I am traveling to find.. well, I guess I'll know it when I see it. My old life in Valcris is gone. I figured I should see the world. New places, new people - maybe even meet an elf.

"I notice you have those little pointed ears. I've seen a few people now with those. And you're a little guy, but not unlike the Areisians I fought with at Eastwatch. You are human, right?"

The bartender laughed, "Well, yes. Most Areisians are human. Descended from the original elves of Athea. That is, we all are. We call ourselves 'high humans' on account of the elvish blood. Over two thousand years now since we first intermingled, back at the siege of Westhaven."

Nelion touched his ear absently. "I just happen to show it a bit more than most. Didn't anyone teach you this stuff?" the little barkeep asked, eyebrow arched accusingly.

"I guess it never came up while I was a kid up north. And I've been too busy killing and trying not to be killed for the past few years to learn much of anything. Beyond the odd soldiers' tales, anyway."

Jorgen finished off his mead and slid it towards Nelion, prompting a refill.

"I figured I might as well come find out for myself. At least, that's one reason. I'm always on the lookout for a reason," the barbarian added, holding back a sigh.

"Oh, well, I suppose that makes sense," the barkeep said, pushing the pint of mead back to his customer, before he continued, "if you'd like a lesson, a short one's included with your mead. And by the way, name's Nelion. I've owned this inn for fifty years."

"Why?"

"Let's just say your presence indicates an adventure of some sort, and I'm always looking to live vicariously through my interesting patrons."

Jorgen nodded thoughtfully.

"Fair enough. I'll take you up on that lesson. And fifty years? You Areisians never look your age."

"Yep, the elvish blood."

"Must be nice," he grumbled. "Tell me about elves. I've always heard they were here in Athea, but I haven't seen any. Where do they live?"

Nelion nodded in acknowledgement, seeming to approve the question.

"Westhaven. It's a region of Athea, to the south, on the western coast. They are the last of the original pure-blooded elves from before the empire.'

"None of them live in the city? Aren't they part of the empire, too?"

"Well, Westhaven is a protectorate, and the elves are kept apart from the rest of us. We call it the reservation around here."

"Protectorate? Reservation?" Jorgen asked. He was starting to enjoy this. He had forgotten how nice it was just to sit and converse about the world over a cold mead. Which reminded him of his father, threatening to ruin his mood.

He held back another sigh, returning his attention to the bartender's lesson.

"Right, protectorate. They have their own culture, their own laws. The Empire protects them and their land, but they don't have much to do with the rest of us. They are quarantined, except for some special cases, and even then, it's rare."

"Why?"

Nelion frowned thoughtfully and studied the big barbarian. He noticed the man's massive paw that enveloped a pint of mead like it was a child's cup. The barkeep looked down at his own slender hands, shaking his head before answering with a question.

"You seem intelligent for a barbarian."

"I've been told as much. I prefer to think I'm intelligent for a human, personally."

"Jorgen, I apologize. That was not intentional."

"I'm not so thin-skinned, don't worry about it. Forgiven and forgotten."

"Jorgen I think you have big, pardon the pun, things ahead of you."

Jorgen raised an eyebrow.

"No, no I can't see the future. I know personalities, I grasp context. It's just a skill. Has a lot of value, tactical, strategic, and in daily life. It's worth learning."

"Interesting. What do you call it?"

"Te'erein. It's an elven visualization skill. Ancient.

"Who could teach me?"

"Elves, of course!"

"Alright, noted. You were telling me about the quarantine."

"Right, what do you know about the siege?"

"You mean the siege of Westhaven and The Bastion?"

"That's the one. You see, we survived it, us and the elves. It was a miracle really. A hundred years we spent - our ancestors, but we all feel like we were there, in a way - defending ancient elven walls from waves of orcs, five million of them at one point."

Nelion leaned forward again, almost whispering.

"But, if you ask an elf if they truly survived, you might get a different answer. They sometimes call it the downfall."

"The downfall? Why?"

"Imprinting, memories. The elves have been on the decline for the past two millennia. As long-lived as they are, it's hard to believe that the elves could one day become extinct. But that's the path they're on."

"How's that? Imprinting?"

"The siege, it was a terrible, awful thing, but the end of their civilization wasn't the orcs. You see, it's a 'genetic' thing, something in their physiology, and psychology, as they call it. Their numbers have been declining steadily since the siege. And to a large extent, it's our fault."

"Our fault? Humans?"

The bartender nodded and continued "It was the first time elves had close, prolonged contact with human men, and something happened, a shift. Something to do with pheromones and masculinity. It somehow changed the female reproductive cycle, and the males' sex drive."

Jorgen leaned forward, always interested in the subject of sex.

"Go on."

"Well, for one, females stopped having male children. And their mating habits changed. Now, an elf can only easily become 'aroused' by a human male, and they don't conceive when they're not aroused. It's a particular kind of sexual energy, not arousal as you or I know it, but I'm no expert.

The worst part is that they have a 'genetic memory.' The event was so traumatic to the elves that it's permanently modified their very thoughts. They can't escape it.

"What, really? There are no males?"

"That's your takeaway?" Nelion asked, judgmentally. But answered anyway.

"No males, or very few and not prone to thriving. But there are the inorei. They call themselves male, but it's a bit of a fiction, and a pretty hard one for them to keep up. They marry the females and try to have children, and occasionally succeed, but there aren't near enough births."

"Inorei?" Jorgen leaned forward again, the stool creaking dangerously now under his mass.

"Yeah, the androgynes. It's a complicated concept, and one that we haven't quite wrapped our heads around. They are a sub-class of elf. A third sex. They are androgynous, and their sexuality is more fluid."

"Three genders. Huh. But they have male.. parts?"

"Yes. In their case, the male sex organs are functional, but the females are the aggressors, so to speak. In addition, the inorei prefer accommodating other males - especially human males, the stories go."

"They're gay?"

Nelion snickered at that.

"Yes, in a sense. As I understand it they do prefer to be the receiver, if you know what I mean."

He was starting to look a little reluctant, but he soldiered on.

"They can perform sexually as either gender, but they're not masculine, and they'd rather be artists or healers or homemakers than husbands. Even the women are more masculine than inorei, from what I've heard. Still very feminine from our perspective, of course. And beautiful. They all are.

"I'll admit that I have more than a passing interest. I think most of us do, but without an excuse like a clueless barbarian, we don't have much cause to talk about these things in the open.

"Anyway, the inorei were facilitators in these relationships, these trios. Sexually available to either partner and.. um, increasing their arousal and enjoyment."

"Wait, you never mentioned the basics about imprinting. What exactly does it do?"

"Ah. For an imprinted elf, his or her human male is an.. engram, as they call it. It's burned into their psyche, just like genetic memories. It can even spread like genetic memories do, or so I'm told that's one theory. I don't understand half of that."

"But what does it do?

"The elf will think of the human male constantly. They'll orient their lives around him. For good or ill. I don't think it's quite as terrible as it sounds for the individuals. As long as they see each other fairly regularly, there's no harm done, or so I'm told. Both parties greatly enjoy the encounters. Or so I'm told. The problem is what it's done to elves as a whole.

"They enjoy it so much that sometimes an elf will throw away their life to experience it."

"Ok, I believe I understand, as much as that's possible. It's fundamentally a crisis of masculinity. Or rather, the complete excision of masculinity from their race, entirely. Plus magic. And it's tragic. That about sum it up?

"Fundamentally? Excision?"

"We had a big library..

"So you have seen them?"

"Pure-bloods? no, no,"

He was lying, Jorgen thought.

"But two streets over you'll find a brothel called Lavender. The madam there only hires ladies - and men, such as they are - that have dominant elven features. Near as you can get to an elf in Areistea."

Jorgen finished his second mead, and looked around the inn. In addition to the folks finishing their meals, a couple of men played dice, and a woman in auxiliary armor much like his own nursed an ale in the corner.

She looked like a northerner, but not a barbarian. The barbarian had seen none of his people since boarding The Wanderer at Spearpoint.

Jorgen was relying on the novelty of this journey to keep him going. She was novel.

"What's her story?" he asked Nelion, nodding his head toward the young woman.

"That's Astra. She's a northerner, as you probably surmised. They've got her working as a guard at the docks. It's good work I hear."

"I'll keep that in mind."

Jorgen spent another hour and a few more coins at the bar. Eventually he called Nelion over and asked about dinner and a room.

"Two silvers for room, dinner, breakfast and a bath. I've got a room with a large bed and a bath that should be big enough for you."

"Why do you have a bath that big?"

"It's a couple's room, romantic. Dinner and a night at the inn is popular on Aleisa's holy day."

"Aleisa?"

"She's an elven goddess who we like around here. Most of the gods we worship are from their pantheon. Aleisa is associated with romantic love and sex, among other things. She's very popular, especially among the young folk."

"There is a goddess of sex for my people, too, Freia. We called her the Lady, or the Golden Goddess. I wonder if she's the same?"

"Probably not originally, but here in Areis, Freia and Aleisa are sister goddesses. They'll even share a temple, in some of the smaller villages."

"Hmm." Jorgen considered this as the bartender poured a shot of brandy.

"To Freia and Aleisa!"

The big barbarian and the little barkeep clinked glasses and knocked the shots back.

"Well, I can't turn down a hot bath. It's been weeks since I bathed in something other than a cold stream, a cold pond, a cold waterfall, or a cold ocean. Can I get dinner in my room as well?"

"Certainly. It's the same price either way. You've had two meads and a shot, so it's for the best that you get some food in you."

"You know, Nelion, I've had a good time talking to you. It's been a while since I've had a chance to chat about interesting subjects over a drink or three. Thanks."

"Sure thing Jorgen. Here's the key, second floor on the east wall, room seven. Moon's rising soon, you'll get a nice view of it out over the port and out to the ocean. Enjoy it over dinner."

Jorgen gathered his sword and his pack, and headed for the stairs. As the big barbarian walked past the soldier, Astra he recalled, she kicked out a long athletic leg, blocking his path. Peering up at him from over her ale, she grinned mischievously.

"Hold up big man. I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least get your name. I heard Nelion mention mine; I'm guessing he told you I was from the north?"

Jorgen nodded, eyes twinkling.

Astra leaned back and examined him more closely. "I'm going to just be blunt. We're adults here, right?"

The big barbarian nodded again, scanning Astra's toned figure.

"I've missed the north, the men especially. Although, I don't remember any being quite as impressive as you."

"You haven't really seen me yet."

"Yeah well that's kind of my point. Let me finish. The men here.. Ugh I'm just going to be honest here. They're so little. They manage to be skinny and soft at the same time, no strength. And their cocks. Can't even call them that. Here, show me your hand."

He did.

"She peeled his index finger up and wrapped her hand around it, giving it a squeeze and capturing his gaze.

"This is the biggest cock I've held since I joined up three years ago."

Jorgen was all ears. And eyes.

"My finger?"

"Your big, beautiful finger, on this massive paw you call a hand,'" she said, now caressing his calloused digits with both of her hands.

He couldn't hold back his grin now. Astra was svelte and attractive, and seemed like the sort of soldier who liked to be treated like one of the guys. A cute tomboy with a spear and a bow. No complaints.

"Name's Jorgen."

"A pleasure. I'm Astra." She took a deep breath and let it out before capturing his gaze. "Will you please fuck me tonight, Jorgen?"

The big barbarian was ecstatic. It had been a while, and he was loving Astra's straightforward approach. His eyes wandered over her body, wrapped as it was in the light leather armor that auxiliary scouts often wore. Everything about her was long and toned. Her modest hips and bust were feminine but lithe and graceful. Her brown hair in a messy pixie cut, sparkling hazel eyes, and soft freckles dusting her tanned nose and cheeks - she was growing on him. He noticed himself growing too.

"Have you eaten?"

"Not yet."

"Nelion," Jorgen called. The barkeep looked up. "Dinner for two please?"

"Sure, 30 minutes - you still want it in your room, I take it?" he asked, with a knowing smirk.

Astra laughed and Jorgen just nodded and waved, heading towards the stairs again.

"Come on, you can help me bathe."