All Comments on 'Me and My Big Mouth'

loved it

put it in humor and you would have a story

Fun story. I liked it.

What is it about him that the women in his life don't accommodate him as a husband? Two cheat and one won't indulge in sex or try.

The last wife, his big mouth - no, she was at an age where it was a turn on to go with friends and ogle young guys, she wanted to do it and didn't respect him (their marriage) enough to abstain.

No criticism - a good story, a little on the humorous side...just like Rodney Dangerfield...'I can't get no Respect!'

Thanks.

I followed your work since you began posting last year. I like the funny stories and I really like the fast pace in your writing. Continue to work and I know your progess will be worth it.

Enjoyed it!

about fidelity with his first wife and then he seeks sex outside the marriage of his second wife he should have his manhood revoked.

Funny, fast paced, and good ending.

I'd be so jaded I think I'd just start killing hookers and dumping them in the park. What a series of useless bitches.

I actually somewhat respect his first wife. She realized her concept of marriage wasn't acceptable to him and left before she cheated. Not fun but honest. His play on having a big mouth was funny. Of course his answer for his second marriage was a bit misguided. Sex not being important to his wife obviously didn't extend to it being OK with her to play around. Oops. Unfortunately the last wife seems to gotten stupid as she got older. She wasn't touching the guy because she was tied up? Really? Funny.

A believable storyline and the story was well written.

thanks for the read

He kept getting in Trouble with his Mouth lol

But it is not the type of story which will stand up to analysis of the details.

I feel that guys luck!

Loved the flow and rhythm.

5 star

The devil is in the details. If one reads this just as a bit of satire, as a fun read, it's not bad. But of course, wife #1 and our hero surely had a talk about fidelity before they got married. People normally discuss this as boyfriend and girlfriend. So the idea she would spring this on him is silly.

Wife #2 and no sex before marriage. Really? Then how does one know if it will be a good fit? Maybe OK if both are virgins and have the same beliefs. But if our hero just wanted a trophy who was very pretty, and that intimidated him into acceptance of the celibacy before marriage theme, well, he was dumb and got what he deserved.

Wife #3 and her poor, rationalization for cheating -- doesn't pass the smell test. She knew what he meant by look but don't touch. Hard to believe a marriage of 20 years and then she pulls a stunt like that. But then both men and women do even more stupid things than that, so I guess it's possible.

Obviously the story was not meant to be serious and I did enjoy the light humor. Thanks for writing.

A fluffernutter story. Tasty, fun, and a bit lightweight in the middle.

versus the intent. TK U MLJ LV NV

Although it was an amusing satire it was also boring and far too unrealistic. I find it hard to believe that a man could strike out three times so badly.

Wife 1 wakes up one day and all of a sudden wants an open marriage.

Wife 2 is a prude and they never talked about sex before they got married? Why doesn't he just work on making her like sex with plenty of foreplay before going out and getting a fuckbuddy?

Wife 3 after 20 years of happy marriage goes out one night and brings home a young man to fuck. Why would any youngster want to have sex with a 48year old chubby, wrinkly slut when there are so many young sluts out there that are up for it?

Story just didn't make sense sorry.

I like the way he goes through his love life from one mayhem to the other. An unlikely hero of sort.

Well done. I enjoy a good comedy of errors.

Very humorous. Enjoyed it a great deal. Thanks.

He was a three-time loser but he stuck to his guns. About that fourth marriage: NO

RUN FAR AND FAST

HA HA HA

First wife already cheated. You don't fall in love in 1 day

Just the wrong women - time after time lol-

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what we heard in high school, the 4 F's.

Find them.

Feel them.

Fuck them.

Forget them.

That's his problem. The first wife obviously didn't love him. She replaced him so she could have an open marriage. Well rid of her. The second wife was a devout Catholic? She would have been having a lot of unprotected sex with him and he would have had a lot of children. You know the Catholics and birth control, so how he found a frigid wife I don't know - he made a bad choice. And he should have had the brothers sent to jail for assault and battery. And the third wife? 20 years is a pretty good amount of time to be married. How she turned into a drunken slut is a question for the author. He didn't flesh out the characters very much. Just enough to know that he WOULD be asking someone else to marry him. He seems to enjoy the abuse of being married.

some people marry defective women over and over

She knew full well what "don't touch" meant, drunk or not!

What I think is that even if he chooses 30 women, all 30 will be the wrong choice for one or other reason...An advise: don't choose stay free...

SEX is Reaaalll Goooood. TK U MLJ LV NV

He did sue Liam, Shawn and Conner for assault and battery right? Got a lot of money right? Got a pre-nup before he married Nancy and since she was committing adultery she got nothing right? RIGHT?????

Oh God...LOL...I needed that just at right time. Thx keep up the good work

wrong category. should be in humor... even if it's not funny.

Fun story this guy didn't understand English it is full of statements that have more than one meaning.

Paul in Oklahoma

I assume Helen left their marriage with nothing. I assume Liam, Sean and Conner are STILL in prison for assault and I assume Nancy got very little in their divorce. But you know what they say - "The fourth time is the charm".

Good for some laughs. Too bad some of your readers are a bit slow!

Just can't accept can't accept a story for what it is. That was funny.

Another funny little story. I enjoy these.

Good comedy.

That was worth a chuckle.

Good light hearted story. Thank you

Cute. 5*

You'd think at some point the main character would have learned to quit marrying women. Have sex with then just don't marry them.

He shouldn’t ever get married again. Leave the women to the rest of us who appreciate them.

Great lighthearted story - well written

Modern women are unfaithful so I never got how married men stayed faithful thats stupid.