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Click here"Buzz off, Caleb. Go polish your beloved motor vehicle. Are you there, Dio?"
"Yes, yes anxiously waiting for enlightenment."
"Dio darling, you are described here as the town's most eligible bachelor. This is a great honor and we are so proud of you. We are simply phoning to ask what we have to do to secure you for the exclusive use of Carra. Mothers with daughters, even happily married daughters, are going to stampede you. So, darling, name your price...what's that dear? Oh, name your terms and conditions."
"Look, just because a damn reporter quotes Louise burbling nonsense because she'd a compulsive attention seeker and the newspaper is dumb enough to publish it, readers won't fall for it."
"Darling, don't we measure up to your standards?"
"What do you mean?"
"We have fallen for it, as you say. We believe you are the town's most eligible bachelor because the newspaper says that is so. It's right here in print and everyone will see it and believe it."
"What!"
"It's true, Dio."
"My god, I've got to flee the city."
"Yes, darling. We thought out of the country would be better. We are prepared to send you to Argentina. That will surely tempt you?"
"Alone?"
"No, with your darling?"
"You?"
"No, I call you darling, but Carra is your darling."
"Look, it's too over the top to flee the country. Could I sleep at your place at the lake until this blows over – Carra tells me you're got a place at the lake."
"What a great idea, especially if Carra can get time off and go as well. It's a great place for conceptions."
"What!"
"Oh, don't listen to me, Dio. I really don't know why I said that."
TO BE CONTINUED
- COMMENTS
Egmont Grigorover 17 years agoAuthorYou guys below and in emails to me have projected your understanding of what Mr Computer Cleaner and/or my writing is about. Particularly accurate indeed were the comments about the cliché characters, slow pace, and whimsey; I was pleased to find none of you were gunning for me. Even the comment about sex as an after thought hit my ego delightfully because once again that was intentional. I write regarding sex as an integral part of the story; sometimes in real life we have sex as an after-thought...because it's there ...because he instigator is bored? I like writing a bit like the process of sexual activity itself. First comes the build of the two characters, their meeting, one starts mentally pawing the ground, then follows (often after quite some delay) the penetration, the slap,slap squelsh and finally they get off and rest attempting to bury the thought about cleaning up. Sex is actually a totally boring function when it's put together piece-by-piece. What makes it tick and temporarily make one almost go blind is the passion, the emotional overload that soars one's mind beyond the Lego-like attempt of thinking it through abstractly and thank God for that. Incidentally, reading fiction works the same way - notice the building blocks and try to analyse author's intention and notice his/her errors but get too bogged down in your academic processes and you'll probably be blinded to emotional impact because you're slowed the whole process down into an interlectual bore. Right? Of course you knew that and which is why you bothered to post your thoughts here. Very much appreciated. Incidentally, to any of you with a liking for a slow build up to stop-go sexual connection with the female who can justify her erratic (no, not erotic) approach then with couple of weeks I'll be posting the tale of Shannon and Andy. Even I am itching for them to get at it like rabbits.
Anonymousover 17 years agoWith all the cliché characters you would think this story would become boring real quick, but if anything it becomes more delightful with each chapter. My only regret is that the sex seems to be an afterthought.
Anonymousover 17 years agoThis may be the most entertaining story I have read on Literotica and I have read several thousand.
Anonymousover 17 years agoThis novella is very entertaining; when not laughing, the pace of the story compels the reader forward. thank you. and for reading on this site for close to two years, this is the first time I've wanted to add my pennys jingle.
