by jordite
Dude, I am so glad I happened upon this story. It is funny as hell, so good for you. Karma is a bitch 😂😂
I know that feeling even though I am not 8, but I am 7 and thick. My ex wanted an at home husband and being in military that wasn't going to happen! She met a guy she thought was hot until bedroom time, then called me up to help her out! I was back state side and of course horny. I went over and her b/f was there. She told me she had to panty him! I lol. I could see why..he was rock hard and close to being able to pass as a chic...I wore my ex out...he even licked her clit! I took my time and she is a multiple and a squirter.. he just watched and when I was finally ready to cum..I told the sissy b/f to get closer and jerked his panties open and soaked his thingy! I got up and left and on my way out the door told him his was a "girl thing!"
This is wrong...on so many levels...but I just can't stop laughing. Absolutely hilarious.