All Comments on 'My Pet Roommate'

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Ah, the dangers of giving a woman a crude nickname like Gerbil. And you said it out loud to a friend? Holy FUCK!!! That's living on the edge, and a reason I don't have pet names for my women.

Great tale. I laughed most of the way through in a been there, done that, sort of way. Yeah, we have our moments!

Just for the great laughs and frightening recollections of my own...Five!

I liked the story but, i really didn't like the way he shit all over her. I have known mousey girls, young women, and by and large they are very intelligent young women who tend to hide their shyness. She sure as hell didn't deserve the kind of shit he gave her.

The story reminded me of a song by Micky Gilley - i overlooked an orchid while searching for a rose and he found an orchid living right under his nose and the dumb fuck couldn't see the internal beauty of the Orchid that idolized him on a continuing basis. It appeared that she had a hell of a lot more gray matter between her ears than he did. Or at least she was capable of using it a hell of a lot better than he could. - Bravo for Katie. You are one hip chick, Honey! MoMiner

Petite doesn't mean mousey and mousey doesn't mean they can't be sexy. It felt like even being with her, he was demeaning her. Weird, but hot.

A woman's diminutive stature doesn't give a guy the right to diminish her as a human. Thinking about gatekeeping her drinking because she's petite? I know this story is about a guy not seeing what's in front of him, but honestly his assholery goes beyond that and it's difficult to see what she sees in him. She's settling big time.

Is it the story of a self important a-hole with unrealistic expectations and his stupid friend who put up with his shit for years, because he drunkenly porked her at a party, or is it a cute, quirky love story about a clueless bro and his faithful girl Friday? YES