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That old boy had a lot of nerve, talking to “Sweet Cheeks” like that while at the gun range. And while she was shooting. Yep, a lot of nerve. Great stuff, Q, thanks for sharing it.

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To anony, "Suddenly they have a 5yr old daughter"...

Wake up and read it again, it's a daughter with Sweet Cheeks, dope.

Suddenly they have a 5yr old daughter which wasn't mentioned in the divorce.

Did senile forget?

a good humoured story , once worked with a similar "sweet cheeks" - most violent officer in the office

Very good story. Well written!

Loved this story, had me grinning most of the way through it. Always nice when the cheated on can come out ahead of the game by just being calm and doing what's right. Wasn't ready for Officer John being a switch hitter though, lol.

There are states where anal sex with a woman is illegal!? Fuck those places lol

As always, a nice story. Thanks.

Top notch story, us usual, Q. Thanks for sharing.

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This was a good story it played the long game and showed a different aspect to these types of stories posted in this category while that part still throws me lol the fact it didn't contain the lover or soon to be lover having a ungodly size dick and everything made it even better if loving wife stories has to contain the wife cheating then they should be close to something like this now the use of sweet cheeks and all her different titles was too far fetched as well as anal sex being against the law in nine different states I have never heard tell of that shit in any state and I have been to every state except Hawaii

I much prefer these types of stories...ones well told with a decent plot and very little or no sex. Just implied sex. Reading a 3 page story where 2 and a half pages are all sex and no story is sooooooo boring, not to mention repetitive. And stories with HUGE cocks and EXTRA LARGE breasts are the worst!! Keep everything normal for a change. Like 98% of the people in the world are.

Another good story from a master teller of tales. Personally I'd rather read a well crafted tale with little or no sex in it than one with loads of "his monster 12 inch cock pounded my tight nubile pussy until I exploded in fireworks after my 15th orgasm and then we did it again while hanging upside down from the curtain pole" statements accompanying no real plot. Of course we'll written hot sex scenes with a great story is the preferred option but the important part is the well written tale which this is. As always thank you for writing this. BardnotBard

The story reminds me of that famous Wendy's hamburger commercial: "Where's the Beef?"

Which I now paraphrase: "Where's the Erotica?" The "Sex"?

Needless to say, an irrelevant, boring disappointment.

Lots of advantages to being a good guy in a small town, and that's the truth.

Fun! Thanks!

@sbrooks103x,

...“She says she likes it, but I think she only does it to please me.” Why not take her at her word?

Why not take it as written?

A pretty decent story, but poorly executed. I appreciate that this one isn't as drawn out and wordy as several others of yours that I've read, but too much telling instead of showing is a big issue.

Too bad it’s fiction. It would make a great true tale.

Bill S.

This story shows that sometimes less is more. The story is told fully without unnecessary padding.

Oh, and to those who decry unlikely responses, it is FICTION! You want facts, read a dictionary.

Nice.

4 stars. Would have been 5, but the bullshit of one year probation was too much. Yes, women are given lighter sentences, and are always presumed innocent in any domestic dispute. However, all of that goes away if a woman injures a police officer. If a judge decides to not give felony prison time when an officer was hurt like that, all the other officers would ruin that judge.

ZK

Sorry but this was too stupid by half about 3 paragraphs down to even be slightly palatable except to anyone thats easily impressed by things like the magic that is jello!!

No idea where this shitting mess went, but I couldnt find enough hate of myself to keep going.

Good story. @fishgetter the same sensors that would cause the airbags to inflate at any other time. LP

So Mr Beta Male is such a fucking pussy he knows his wife is cheating but let's her do it and just waits for her to drop the hammer? And then his high school crush is left sitting around for years in fact marrying someone else again before he finally makes a move? Fuck this guy loves used Pussy guess that makes him a fucking CUCKOLD then🤣🤣

What would cause an airbag inflation, when hitting something in reverse?

Ginger got what she deserved. What happened to the Monster?

4*

BJ

Ginger got screwed in the divorce.....good.

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This man sounds like an adolescent... Every word that comes from his mouth reminds me of dialogue from. "Dumb and Dumber" or "Kingpin" lol. WTF

Anon from a year ago - your comment about anal being gay would be true with another guy. With a woman, don't knock it till you try it (prepping is important). If you're not at least be open minded with your spouse she may look for someone who is.

Great little tale Q!

somewhere east of Omaha

Enjoyed!

Meh. The "reasoning" Ginger gives for her going insane is weak (at least not devloped enough) and almost an afterthought.

Again, it may be one of your earlier efforts, but it’s still a really good story.

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Your anal fixation is boring.

Great one!

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Ali Singapore

Driving my dick into some guys ass seems pretty disgusting. But the experience of reaching around to twirl my girls clit while I bust my nut balls deep into her ass is one of the most satisfying things in all creation. There is truly nothing I would rather do sexually.

He has to be gay...

"That's why 60% of our marriages fail." - dgfergie

Not in the U.S.

While divorce rate numbers are crude approximations at best, do a little research and you'll see the first marriage divorce rate is below 50% and declining as of 2019. Now if you single out the "boomer" generation that 60% number might be conservative. Marrying early and heading off into second and third marriages seems like a popular sport with that group.

You are young you meet a girl, the hormones are pumping, everything is new and exciting. You get old and meet the one, its all new again. Your married, the sex is there anytime you want it and after a while the thrill is gone your passion wanes, your busy working for the family. The sex almost becomes a chore. She wants the thrill back and some guy chasing her. End of marriage. That's why 60% of our marriages fail. Nobody takes classes on how to make and keep a good marriage. This story points that out. You can never achieve that thrill of the first time, never. Then you're to old to anything about it.

Ya gotta love the good ol' boy network of a small town.

But it never really explained why she hated him and wanted to hurt him just because of the move? She never brought it up, never complained, just went crazy. I also have to guess that the "date" was not going to be her first time with that guy or some other guy.

Very enjoyable

Sweet Cheeks was a keeper. Loyal and LOVES ANAL!!!

Psycho bitch

The wife was a psycho

For the entertaining story.

And -- if I could give it -- for the interesting story by Anonymous 09/19/17 (titled [incorrectly] "Yeah, pretty blah..."). Especially, since it is from his own life.

Paul in Oklahoma

Trying to give this author a fair shake but this is just another story of his where the lead character has no faults, makes no mistakes and foresees everything coming. And, on an erotica site, has nothing even remotely sexy in it. At least post it to "non-erotic". Maybe they'll make a "Messiah" category for this genre.

OH HELL NO, I AIN'T GAY OR EVEN CLOSE TO BI! YUK!!! one little star just to vote on that crap...

tell me again why this author is well respected? 1 star because there isn't a zero

Good, fun story. Good outcome for everyone even the idiot Ginger.

Crunched and put down, I liked it

For the anon disparaging BJs & Anal - are you nuts?

Good story enjoyed

Punished and moved on

4 stars

But guys who love blow jobs and anal (the domain of gays) need to be watched, women.

...at the blow up scene with the deactivated garage door and such. It was a fun story.

After the cold blooded way she talked and acted before calling the police, the fucking idiot left the whole $20,000 in the bank where the slut could just walk in and help herself to all of it?? ANY so-called 'smart', 'careful' man who's so simple minded that he didn't anticipate her doing that doesn't deserve anyone's sympathy. Given his suspicions as his initial reason for the set-up to protect himself, how the author could have included such an eyesore in this story defies logic.

Meanwhile, time goes by and Sweet Cheeks gets her ass and pussy used by a few more men before the dip-shit finally pulls his head out of his ass. In real life, she wouldn't waste her time on a dumb fuck like him.

Great story that, unfortunately, includes flawed logic and a lack of common sense that contradicts its set-up. Only four ⭐⭐⭐⭐s

what a dumb cunt. She didn't want to move or leave their friends and says NOTHING about it. That's a major issue to keep quiet, then she says I'm gonna fuck around no talking about moving back. Naaaah her antics and the running over the cops., false report id have let her swing. She ripped off 9k she wasn't owed so that I didn't get either but 4 stars anyway

The "Sweet Cheeks" thing. I've had pet names for my wife down through the years, but I've learned one thing about the crazy little tart. What's cute, sweet, and lovable today might not be later. I married a brooder and a saver. The nice little thing today might get me a totally unexpected slap in the face months later during an argument over something unrelated.

The story was fun, a little over reach at the end, but that's OK.

Jedd Clampett

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After reading many LW stories it is time to change the category name from Loving Wife to Stupid Wife. I know these stories are fantasies but come on! Still a great writer

Might have been good if it was easier to followbwhatvwas happening. Too many things occured because it was preplanned, but we were meant to be there when it was organised.

Jumps in time without warning. He arrived dressed in suit and started talking about a child. Thought he meant by first wife, but found later he meant cop wife, but they were not married, but their child after they had sex said he said silly things. Yes he did as what was written had me totally confused, and that is real easy to do.

Not one of your better stories, actually could be the worst.

Alright, look. This was a good story, no problems with your writing - excellent as usual - and no problems with the theme. Pretty clever leaving the house in his parent's name; sure, we've seen that before, but this is the first time I've seen the furniture in their name too. Pretty sharp and more than a little funny. However...

Barely two Lit pages??? Seriously? You're killing me, Smalls! C'mon man. I need something to read; I've read all your stories at least twice already, so you really need to knuckle down and crank out a 14 Lit page masterpiece. Fourteen pages isn't that much. I've been reduced to sifting through the SciFy section, just to avoid the cuckolding pansies. Ok, fine, grumpy. Ten pages. Ten measly pages. Oh for pity's sa... seven pages then. Gimme a seven pager. Six? Dammit. Five pages; final offer. Five pages, but don't be trying any of that 4.2 pages crapola, I need the full five. At least. Deal?

Good story. Would've been better if it was 14 pages, y'know, or something in that neighborhood anyway...

Maybe a suprise to you, but many people who are visting the LW category do find cuckolding or wife-sharing stories very unerotic. So let's put btb in non-erotic and raac into romance, cuck and sharing into fetish and lost out on all the funny comments in lw....Am i the only one who thinks that's a pity?

Should have been non-erotic category.

You my friend, are my hero. Thank you for an entertaining and well-written adventure!

The husband is smart enough to have all of his possessions in his parents name. This is better than a prenup which can be broken by a judge. This doesn't show any disrespect to his wife. She has demonstrated that she is stupid by burning down their last house. If her husband died, his parents would have given her the house and possessions if she was still married to him.

Their love was not for the ages... what a sad marriage, so cold blooded. Makes me sad. Keeping everything in a neutral party's name (well, third party, or neutral) shows that there was no great commitment to the marriage. Sure, it worked in his favor, but he only had one toe dipped in the water, so I'm not surprised his wife wanted out eventually. Glad to hear he did better the second time around.

Isn't it illegal to marry the arresting officer?

25 pieces of dogshit meaans you gotta chow down on the poodle turd and say "yumm" - relativism and all that, besides, no wannabe cuck is gonna unplug from this site for a day, right?

I thought it was a pretty nice story. Out ot the 25 stories on the front page, this is the only one worth reading. I only wish I had been around when you were posting regularly. I'll be looking for that romance. Thanks again for a fun story.

No winners either.

sad

I could tell. First, an 89 Suburban with airbags? The story was a little over the top and had quite a few holes. Even so it was better than 90% of the trash that's usually on here.

Enjoyed reading it. I hope you continue to contribute. 5 *'s.

Love your work, my all time favorite Literotica writer. Thanks for the snack to hold me over during this LW dry spell. Always exciting to see your name pop up on the new story list!!

Too chicken to stand up to their comments.

Good story, nice B2B (who deserved it) with nice imagery.

It was a little short but it was fun.

Hey Swingerjoe, still making those anonymous comments? At least be smart enough not to use all your catch-phrases. Everyone knows it's you, dumb shit.

This works well as a comedy,especially the segments with Sweet Cheeks.

Combine that with the BTB marriage end game with Ginger and it gets a 4 from me.

The author has basically admitted that this is shoddy work, that he was too lazy to edit it properly, and that he only published it to see if his sycophantic fanboys would still kiss his ass and tell him how great this shit story is. Judging by the score and some glowing comments from the usual suspects, I think he got his answer!

your friendless wannabecucked sycophants might get weak little boners over this crap but really you should beg the mods to remove it - tarnishes your other work

This is very VERY far from legendary status.

Thanks for the offering.

"Sweet Cheeks" is meaningless, smarmy and condescending. It is what a 58 year old man with a comb-over says to a 16 year old girl. Can it.

Compared to your usual good stuff this is just a sad sack of shit story. Please tell me its because this is some old work that you pulled out of a drawer without proofreading.

posted just recently?

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It was a likable story but rushed! Makes since that you wrote it 5 - 6 years ago. Your writing has definitely gotten better. Not that I can complain since I still haven't written anything - just a reader and commenter. I like to believe I write a fair commentary on a story.

Please keep writing (or finding writings) and I will keep reading.

This "story" is just a silly tirade.

if this was the same author I've come to admire and read and reread his stories. A quick little tale that was entertaining but not up to the standards you have set. Guess we caught you big guy.

To annon 9/19 "yeah pretty blah" the tale you told in your comment would make a very good story if you fleshed out the characters and the plot line. I think you should take a shot and post a story based on what you told us.

Waiting for your next story q.

Woodmanone

I wrote this story in 2011 or 2012, I can't really remember, and then forgot about it. I found it when I was cleaning up my old laptop, wiping everything so I could give it to a friend in need. I started to restyle it, make it longer, give it more depth, but decided to release it as it was, to see if anyone was watching, just for fun.

Well, yes you were. Thank you for bringing me to task, and forgive me my indulgence. I'm writing a romance right now that's turning into a novella, and Randi graciously offered to edit it. She's already done the first part, now I have to finish it and put it all together when she sends it back.

As always, thanks for reading.

Q

no way this crap story is from same author, makes no sense

It's no where near your best but for a quick lil quaint diddy it's OK. I think this was an in between story or a warm up for another one of your best to come. Just keep them coming - so many, too many of the legends have gone away.

But I gave you a three.

I know most guys believe something like this never happens in real life. Except it did, almost, happen to me. The only difference was she didn't tell me where she was going. Nancy just dressed up and left. When she came home, we both knew what she did. I guess it wasn't as good for her as she hoped and was crying. I cried inside for the end of our marriage.

A buddy called me and asked what was going on soon after she left, he saw Nancy all over another guy she worked with. He said it didn't even come close to passing the 'marriage test' and thought I should know if we were still together.

When Nancy left the next morning for work, we'd not spoken a word since she left for her date, I was prepared. We lived in a rental, only married three years, so there was nothing I really wanted. I loaded my grandpa's gun in my truck, took a few personal items past my clothes and drove away. Let her divorce me.

I moved from Massachusetts to Idaho and quickly found a pretty good job. I'd tended bar in college and was pretty good at it. I was hired at a lounge in McCall, Idaho, a ski and resort town. I made more money in one week on tips alone, than I did during a two week paycheck before. After perhaps six months I had enough to put down on a little place outside of town and my folks put it in their name. I paid them in cash, much like this story. If Nancy wanted to use what I made after we separated, I didn't want it accessible to her.

Love finally struck me after four years. A co-ed from Kansas was on a ski tip and we hit it off. I am nine years old than her but it didn't make a different. She went home after her trip was over and drove back after graduating the following spring. We'd stayed in contact the entire time and she moved in with me.

We lived together for a year before I started thinking of marriage. Chelsi knew I was wasn't a free man, it was the reason she went home and finished her degree while considering her options. We were in love and she gave me a chance. Knowing I needed to be free, I contacted a lawyer in the town where I assumed Nancy still lived.

Imagine my shock when I found out she had been murdered. Apparently the man she was seeing when I left was married. His wife took exception to him dipping his wick in another puss and killed them both. Although to think of the girl I once knew, had been married to and whispered our promises in the dead of night was gone, I was free to marry again. Chelsi and I were married two months ago.

I liked it, but then I'm easy; when a story, that's written fairly well, entertains me I just read and enjoy. Thanks! cd

This is not up to your usual standard but everyone is untitled to a bad day. To be kind I did not rate it. Your editor should have warned you.

Henry wasn't playing the long game from the beginning. Their first house burned down. His wife started acting differently towards him, he became suspicious, and THEN he started playing the long game when they moved into the new house.

Thanks for the story, qhml1. Perhaps not one of your best, but pretty good all the same.

Cog

That has to be the biggest heap of shit you've ever had the audacity to share with us.

Not one of your best but ok

....We never really learn why Henry felt the need to play the "long game" from the beginning -- keeping the house in his Dad's name, the furniture purchases, etc. Did he know Ginger was a cheating skank from the get-go? Why marry her if so?

The other WHY that's missing is what turned her into such a cold-blooded bitch....

Still a fine offering Q, thanks for your continuing contributions to Lit!