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I was hard all the way baby.

If that is what you're like, I want you!

Then, while they slept in the nude in the master bedroom, The husband came in, He hadn't forgotten her birthday and plotted to surprise her... only it was he who got surprised... grabbing a baseball bat, He went, what they say, bananas. He brought that bat down like he was chopping wood. Before the judge he pleaded insanity... Fortunately for him, this judge was very sympathetic with him, sentenced him to one day of probation and released him.