by MarciaRH
... of an old line from W. C. Fields, used by Ronald Reagan after the assassination attempt; 'All in all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia'.
So would I! Great, crazy story -- five stars.
This is a very strange story that doesn't have an ending, yet. I'm not even sure what to think about it, but I wouldn't mind being on the sideline when it happened sometime. Just think of all the discarded panties I could collect lol.