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CM: What do you mean? What favor?
PF: Drop your pants right now and let me give you a blow job! I promise you it's something that will turn you inside out and you'll tell your grandchildren about. Few know it, but I am a 10th dan black belt and Perfect Master in the forbidden and secret martial art of Lung Fu - the self defense form where you blow your attacker to death. Come here... Oh, looky looky! See, I told you that you had a hard-on, you silly boy!
Interviewer's note: In the interest of full disclosure and objective reporting, Pauline French understated her abilities by a wide margin. We will be getting married as soon as her current husband can exact his revenge on us, I get out of the hospital, she can obtain a divorce and the festering, weeping rash covering my groin area disappears.
- COMMENTS
EastCoaster16 months agoI did like it, it was funny, but it was also a bit disjointed. I gave it 4 stars, but I'm going to be very interested to hear what JPB has to say about where you took one of his favorite characters...
LOL !
dwhit489886 months agoThe story does not reflect the character of Pauline French as I seen in JPB stories. This woman is way too much of a slut.
IBTVoyeur6 months agoYou identify yourself as "Cat Mother". Obviously, a female. Then in this story you identify as a male. Couldn't wrap my head around that and concentrate on the story. In your Bio you don't identify as either one. WTF?
Anonymous6 months agoWonderful over the top use of sarcasm, ridicule, wit, exaggeration, but mostly truth about loving wives stories. A beautiful interview.
