by JBEdwards
First, you tell us you're in Paris for 6 months; and then, a few paragraphs later, it's 3 months. Need a proofreader? LOL! And you're Pauline? The Perils of Pauline? Those matters notwithstanding, you have a 5-etoile gem, JB. I might have to add this to my favorites list. J'aime vos seins, et je veux manger la chatte - avec ou sans Calva, n'est-ce pas?
Try to rape her, leave for a couple of hours when she protests, return with flowers and she'll fuck you and your friend as well.
Don't bank on it-you'll land up in gaol!
I've never cared much for Calvados, but now that I know how to drink it properly, I may give another try. Thanks for taking me away from reality! It was great!