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Click hereanother best seller,Sarah
04/13/08 by mccubs2 in Canada
You just keep on making me cum with your super sexy stories..As usual you have something of everything here,from hetero to gay/lesbian (thats the best part for me!)You and your girl friends always have such great sex and its a big turn on for me..thanks for keeping me cumming,Sarah with your ever present sense of humour..Mike
ANOTHER HOT STORY SRAH !!
04/13/08 by tittysucker in Tennessee, U S S
Sarah..... I Beat My Meat & Cum TWICE While Reading This!!! As Always, Your an Exciting writer, A Damn Fine Slut Sarah!! i can't wait to read your next story.....About the Tit's!! You know me Sarah, i LOVE Nice Tit's!! Hot Story Sarah Girl, Keep Up The Good Work & Keep Us UP!!
Yummy
04/12/08 by Gobirds in USA
I jerked off 13 times to this hot story written by an extreme hottie! Keep them (and me) cumming your gorgeous-ness.
Now tittysucker I believe did get rather aroused and probably did cum twice. But 13 times for Gobirds? That's sounds more like the male multi-orgasmic response I was talking about for RULE 5.
RULE 9: Give 'em some stroke.
There is one more rule if all else has failed to pimp your PCs. It is quite self-explanatory, so I'll just list it.
RULE 10: Flash your tits and promise oral sex.
- COMMENTS
sarahhhalmost 16 years agoAuthorI apologize for taking so long to respond to your damn comment. I wish you’uns had names like scouries or BOSTONFICTIONWRITER (Literotica’s two most entertaining authors/personalities) so I knew who I was talking at. You see, “Anonymous” has no credibility with me. I can’t tell what you’ve posted in the past, who your favorites are (quite revealing), how many contests you’ve won, etc. An old French porn site? The only thing I know about an old French porn site is somebody said that’s where scouries’ av came from on his “The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars . . .” thread. Now that “somebody” has a user name. So you see, Anonymous, I can assign credibility (zero) to that person, who also said that I am scouries. Well, the Nude Day Contest starts soon. I wonder what “dirty tricks” the Lit regime has planned for me this time. Did I ever tell you about the time . . .
Anonymousalmost 16 years ago...to answer every damn comment with one of your own so that you have twice as many as you would have otherwise had. Oh, yeah, and promise titty pics to anyone that comments and then steal a pic from an old French porn site to send them. Who cares if you can't write your way out of a paper bag, right?
sarahhhalmost 16 years agoAuthorI just noticed this one on my story "Breastfeeding My Brother" that was posted a couple days ago: "Jizzer-me-timbers!
05/30/08 by Anonymous in Kablagofuckyourselfstan
Oh my God! I got so thirsty, I had to drink a gallon of milk after reading this. Yum! One little critique, if I'm permitted, you should have let him eat your asshole. I hear there are LOADS of vitamins in that. And why didn't you let Larry get in on the action? That would've made a great threeway: baby dick, "breasty" brother, and deformed-titee auntie! Gimme! My most bonorific moment was when your crackwhore mother told you about the many vitamins in goo soup. Hydrogen, zinc, copper, herpes, vitamin shit, peanut butter, keep going, please, I'm almost there! Oh, sorry, I got a little carried away. Please write many more like this with lots of boobjuice, creamy goodness, fart face, vaginal belching, and poo! Kisses! -Phantom Peewee" LOL!!! I don't know who this Phantom Peewee is I don't think. Hey, maybe it's scouries or BOSTONFICTIONWRITER jerking my chain. Those two dudes are so funny!!! Just check out their stories if you don't believe me.
Anonymousalmost 16 years agoI have not read one story from your pen that I didn't just love
sarahhhalmost 16 years agoAuthorI would knock it off with disabling the link for my stories in the future. Because people will complain about it (especially me). Oh, and I'll be sure to mention certain other "dirty tricks" played on me, like in the Nude Day Contest last year.
tittysuckeralmost 16 years agoSarah.....AGAIN You've Made My Cock...
H A R D!!!!
I LOVE Your Incest Storie's & REALLY
LOVE How You Give The Detail's Of You Sucking Cock!!!----DO ME, DO ME!!!
YOU As A "Pet"!!??! = = W O W!!!
I'll Give You My Whole Check Baby!!
I'ed LOVE To Pet Pussy & Make It WET!!
I'ed LOVE To Have My HARD Cock Sucked And
To CUM On Your GREAT TIT's!!!!
How About It Sarah Slut?--My Whole
Check For An Hour Of You As My Pet.
Can't Wait For Your Hot Story Sarah Girl.
As For The Guy Who's Tired Of The Pic's = =
Send Them To Me!! I LOVE Your Pic's Babe,
Especially The Good Titty Pic's!!!
Love Ya Girl!!, Keep It & Us Up!!
TITTYSUCKER
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Anonymousalmost 16 years agoYou know they will protest you selling yourself as a pet.Yeh but I will reconsider if you give me a discount for my purchase. Cant wait to read the story though.MadAnthony (cant remember his PW)
pjwolfalmost 16 years agoAs always, your wit and creativity elevate your written work to new heights. You know how to keep things fresh, hot, and fun. Keep us (I mean "it") up!!!
poconojohnnyalmost 16 years agoLove the How-To on Pimping my PC, but I have even loftier goals...
I'm going to do the ultimate in Pimping my PC - use it to raise cash to "buy a girl pet", another "sarahhh" erotic idea keeping me HARD at work all day. Man, my Pimped PC would be out there on the web like an online casino with me hitting the jackpot and bidding it all for Sarahhh as my girl pet. :)
On the way home with Sarahhh, I'd stop to pickup some toys for her to play with and a diamond studded collar and leash just in case she was wilder than I imagined. And we can't forget the Master / Pet relationship...
More to cum on winning the highest bid for Sarahhh as my girl pet...
Keep "up" the great stories that keeping me working HARD all day. ;)
ljaalmost 16 years agoSarahhh !!! OMG... All of your stories are so Hot... Incest is so arousing to me... Oral is so Hott,,, Damn I love the way you explain in detail of giving a nice blow job... Baby every story you write makes me so hard and makes me jack off... And your pic's... mmmmmmmmmmm... I wasnt able to see the one with chocolate on your body thou... Sarahhh... All of your stories make me cum.... ty baby and I think your body is so hot... I stroke reading your stories but when Im ready to Cum... I click on your pic and look at it as I shoot off,,, OMG it feels so good looking at you sarahhh... ty... Larry...
connielingusalmost 16 years agoYou have one of the most vivd imaginations I have ever run across. Wether it oral, anal, masturbation, or just plain kink you are the queen of the genre. That coupled (pun intended) by the image of your hot, tight body in my mind as I read your work is one hell of a fine ride. Keep up the good work and you'll keep us up.
wolf182almost 16 years agoif Sarah is pimpin her stories again, then why do I feel like a Ho? Well this girl EVER leave me alone? I mean, yeah, I like looking at nice pics, just like any other guy, but really, how many times can we Photoshop the same pic? But I still keep gettin suckered in anyway and here I am writing another comment. Just say 'no'. But I can't! I need help. Like Betty Ford for my Sarahh addiction. Trouble is, Sarah is the lead councilor!
Anonymousalmost 16 years agoHi Sarah, yet another night spent with my cock deep inside my wife while we read your stories on my laptop. Please keep up the creative writing, feel free to add Andy and Emma as your next couple...now that would be a turn on if we were reading about us. kisses Andy xx andychilled@hotmail.com
