Pizza Delivery with a Twist Ch. 20

I don't really know if those pregnancy tests are reliable, but until otherwise notified, we have two pregnant women at the Pizza shop. Suzie and Karen. If they are pregnant, it happened within a few days of each other and by the same guy, Zack. There are other possibilities, but Zack is the front runner. The good news is that it is finally out in the open and the rest of us can concentrate on other things, like work.

I have to work late on this Friday night because Tim got his ass kicked after he got caught with Lisa. I hope that it was worth it, for Tim that is. So, tonight, it's up to Zack and me. We were both at the counter getting our orders together when he decided to speak.

"Where's Jimmy J tonight?"

"I'm not sure. I forgot to ask, but I'm sure the grapevine will offer up a reason before the night is over."

"Will you meet me in the Park after you're done with your delivery?"

"For what, Mr. Daddy x 3?"

"I'm upset and I need some relief."

"Don't drag me into your shit show. And what is your ex's due date, by the way? You remember Tori, right?"

"What the hell am I going to do about this situation?"

"Not my problem. I have to go. My customers like it hot."

I was out the door and on my way. That's twice tonight I was propositioned for make up sex. What the hell is up with these guys?

This is a new delivery address on Porter Street. I approached the door and knocked. I was absolutely amazed when Tanya answered the door.

"Well, look who it is. My latest prize, Brie."

"Hey Tanya. Did you do this on purpose?"

"Yes, I did my pretty. And look at that chain belt. That is one hot ass look. Yes indeed. Oh boys, come look at what I found today."

Two guys appeared out of nowhere and immediately started to check me out. They were cute and clean. Skaters maybe.

"Is she yours?"

"She is all mine. Keep your hands off and get out of here. I just wanted to show her off."

"Nice to meet you."

"Brie, I'm Brie."

"OK, Brie. I like the outfit. Here, let me take that bag. Is everything in here?"

"I would never disappoint one of my customers. But I'm going to need $22, please."

"I got it Keith. Put your tongue back in your mouth. Here babe, keep the change."

"Who are they?"

"A couple of house pets. We rent this house and we each have our own space. Nothing funny going on here. Do you always work alone at night? That doesn't seem very safe."

"No, I don't. I have a driving partner during the late hours, but he took tonight off for some reason."

"Jimmy J, right? Suzie's boyfriend?"

"Yes, Jimmy J. But they broke up a few weeks ago. A weekend wedding didn't go so well."

"Yeah, she told me. I heard there was some drama at your shop tonight. Is everyone pregnant?"

"Just about. Would you please stop staring at me?"

"Why Brie?"

"Your eyes are very hypnotic. I can't move. Listen, Suzie was reluctant, but she put your number in my phone. Does that mean I can contact you sometimes?"

"Yes, you may. Did she enter it under wicked witch or dark bitch?"

"I requested Vampire."

"LOL, very good. Did she see my mark?"

"There was too much drama. Maybe when I get back. Thanks for the tip Tanya. Now I know where to return your belt."

"How about next Thursday night? That way I can feed before the weekend and have my belt back."

"Feed?"

"I meant see you, my pretty, see you. Plus, with Suzie being pregnant, she has other things to worry about. Is it a date?"

"For an hour. Can I bare my legs? My work doesn't allow it."

"I demand it. See you soon."

"Are you just going to leave me like this?"

"Whatever do you mean Brie? Do you need something else?"

I broke eye contact with Tanya and ran down the sidewalk to my car. I can't delivery hot food if I'm standing still in a trance. Plus, the last Pizza in my warmer box was for Lisa and her den of bulls. I had to figure out what the hell happened over there last night.

I was nervous as I approached Lisa's New Jersey Shoreline house, but I needed to know the facts. I softly knocked and took a deep breath. What I didn't expect was for Lisa's bull, Frank, to answer the door.

"Hey, I remember you. It's Brie, right?"

"Yes, hi Frank. $19 even please."

"Here, you can keep the change. I like your outfit. Those could come in handy. Are you a downhill skier or something?"

"Thanks Frank. I'm a goth skater chick."

"OK. You know, I think the boys miss you."

"Do they miss me or my body?"

"It's all the same to those guys Brie."

"Listen, did you really punch out Tim?"

"I did. I caught him going down on Lisa and I got mad. But, in my defense, he swung at me first."

"He did? And he was doing what? Are you sure it was that?"

"You heard me correctly. That faggot was sucking my sissy."

"OMG. Frank, thanks for the tip. Where is Lisa?

"Asleep. I'll tell her you said hello."

"Where are they other bulls, I mean boys?"

"Do you really want me to go get them?"

"No, I'll see you later."

I jumped back into my car and peeled out. This was too much information for me. I understand Tim getting a blow job from a sissy, but returning the favor? That was way out of character for him. However, I'll keep his secret. I will stick with the story of they got caught having sex and leave it at that. But in my mind, I have a vision of Tim with a sissy dick in his mouth. Josh would be so jealous.

I don't know what came over me but I ended up driving right back to Tanya's house. I ran up to her door and knocked. She answered with a big smile.

"Did you forget something Brie?"

"I don't know exactly why I came back. It just happened. I'm sorry, I should go."

"It's OK. I'm glad that you did. What can I do for you, my pretty?"

"I can't figure out what brought us together this morning. How is it that you and I connected at the Park today? How is it that I didn't meet someone else? There were hundreds of other girls there. I'm not complaining, but how does that work?"

"Fate, my pretty. Dark fate, but fate nonetheless."

"What time Thursday?"

"Let's say 8 pm. We can hang out here for an hour. I'll put the dogs out for the night."

Oh boy, I better get back to the shop and see what's next and update the crew on Tim's condition. I looked out my car's window and noticed that I'm driving right past the Park. This is where Zack asked me to meet him. I wonder if he actually thought I might pull in and wait for him? There is no way I'm going on a booty call with Zack Daddy x 3.

Maybe I should drive through the parking lot, just in case he is there. That way I can tell him to stop wasting his time. Good, there is nobody here. The parking lot is empty. Wait, what if that horn dog went to visit Miss D? Miss D is horny 24/7 and wouldn't refuse him. I have just enough time to drive by her house and check things out.

Nope, Zack's not at Miss D's house and things look quiet here. Maybe he's actually working, which reminds, there are only two of us, so I better get on the move.

"I seen you pulling out of the Park Brie. Were you looking for your hot daddy? Was your mouth watering?"

"I was there, but only to let you know that you were wasting your time."

"So, instead of sending me one of your famous texts, you decided to deliver this message in person? In the dark Park? A place people go to have quickie sex? I'm betting you have a sissy boner right now, don't you?"

"Maybe, but the same as you, except yours is a baby maker boner."

"That was a terrible come back."

"I know. OK, you win. I was interested for 2 minutes, but that moment is over. Let's get to work. Oh wait, you lose, I'm into deep throating now. It would have been a time to remember."

"Maybe you will be sitting in car later tonight, like you always do?"

"Ha. I won't be there. You're wasting your time here."

Enough of this back and forth. There is money to be made, although I have quite a bit already from Naomi, Tanya and Frank. Well, mostly from Naomi.

Naomi is trying to buy herself a fem boy to juice up their sex life and I'm just trying to pad my pockets.

"Sal, I checked up Tim. He may be out for 2 or 3 days. You might want to adjust the schedule."

"I figured that and I'm on it. Can you work Wednesday or Thursday night for a few hours?"

"Wednesday. I have a date with a vampire on Thursday."

I could feel everyone staring at me. They must have been asking themselves if they heard me right. I also felt a real hot spot on my right Temple. I knew it was Suzie, burning a hole in my head. I was afraid to turn and look at her, but I did. I am so glad she does not have laser vision right now or I would be dead. All I could do was to pout and rub my belly, implying that baby thing. Maybe I should call a truce.

"Can we stop playing this game now Suzie?"

"Tanya's my cousin you know?"

"Well, let's see. You fucked my boyfriend and got pregnant."

"Well, let's see. If you go back a couple of chapters, it was you who had Zack stick his dick in me."

"Well, let's see. I told you his swimmers were gold medal winners."

"Well, let's see. I was sexually dry. You know that."

Enough of this back and forth.

"Rick, did Gloria leave?"

"Yes, her girlfriend picked her up. And when I say girlfriend, I mean girlfriend. They were making out. It was hot."

"Easy dawg, you think it's hot when the wind blows. Lot's of female friends peck each other."

"Pecking is one thing, groping and French kissing is another thing."

I approached him and stood very close and whispered.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I should take a boner check to see how hot it was."

I didn't wait for an answer. I put the room to my back and reached down in front. His state told me that Gloria and this Jennifer girl must have put on quite a show.

"Do you believe me now?"

"I guess I do. These are the best lie detectors ever. What are you going to do with that? Maybe Josh should run for it."

We both looked over at Josh and found him looking at us. I suppose all three of us knew what was going to happen before too long. Or maybe sooner, as Josh started to remove his apron. Shy quiet Josh is getting more sex than anyone else in the shop these days. How the hell did that happen?

I received a text from Gloria.

"Bring cheese sticks home?"

"OK."

"Filled my closet. I need a bed"

"Day job gives me discounts"

"Can we take a selfie together & post it?"

"I do like my outfit today."

"Hurry home"

I looked up and couldn't find Rick or Josh. How did they make it outside during four texts messages? Maybe I should check on them, just to make sure everything is alright. I slipped out of the back and spotted Rick's van over towards the side of the building. And sure enough, the van was rocking and sure enough, the side door was unlocked. When I opened the door. I witnessed the same old thing. Josh on all fours and Rick plowing the field. It's so common that it doesn't even bother me anymore. Or anyone else for that matter.

"Damn it, Rick. You need to lock these doors. It's not going to be me one of these days."

I didn't want to leave the door open for all to see, so I stepped inside and sat on the floor. Nothing new about Rick in the back and Josh's head hanging down and bobbing back and forth. I thought about reaching for Josh's dick and giving him a little relief when I noticed we weren't alone. When I looked up I got the shock of my life. There was Sal, kneeling in front of Josh with his dick pumping in and out of Josh's mouth. I fell over and gasped.

"OMG Sal, what are you doing in here and why is your dick in Josh's mouth like that?"

"Sorry Brie. I wish you hadn't seen us like this."

"Are you going to stop?"

"Not until I dump my hot load down his faggot throat."

"Rick, do you support this?"

"Brie, you brought us all together, so this is your fault. Don't act so innocent. Oh, by the way, are you jacking him off?"

"Josh, I'd ask you if this is what you want, except I can see your mouth is full. And it appears to be filled with a very big dick. Damn Sal, where that thing come from?"

"Keep talking Brie and I promise I will fill his faggot belly with my special sauce."

"Sal, you dirty old man. You guys need to be quick. The shop isn't going to run itself. Maybe I better massage these droopy old man balls to speed this along."

I crawled around behind Sal and reached for balls. What a dirty old man. What a thick dick this dirty old man has.

"Josh, I'm impressed that you are able to contain that thing. Come on Sal, be the dirty old man that you are and fill his mouth. We have to get back inside."

I looked over Sal's shoulder to see Rick pulling out and falling back. One done and one to go.

"OK you two, don't get excited but I'm to reach in there and jack Sal's rod into your mouth Josh. We need to get this over with."

It wasn't as easy as it sounded. There really wasn't much room for an extra body part. Plus, as thick as Sal was, he wasn't very long. He would certainly open up one's jaws, but there would be no deep throating here.

"Blow old man, give this faggot his dinner and let's go. Are you ready? What the hell, Rick are you eating Josh's ass?"

"Don't worry about me, worry about Sal."

"Sal, is the first time with Josh?"

"Second time Brie, but the first blow job. I'm surprised you haven't noticed. What's that mark on your neck?"

"Don't worry about my neck. Just squirt and get out of here."

Josh pulled back and began coughing and gagging. It seems that maybe his mouth and jaws have had enough.

"I can't finish him Brie. I'm not good at this yet. I think I have to leave him hanging. He's killing me."

"OK Josh. When you had enough, you had enough. Sal, can you handle blue balls for a little while?"

"You should take over Brie. I've heard there is much you can do."

"I can't Sal, there is way too much drama in my life right now. You can jack off on my ass if you want to."

"We'll have to pick this up where we left off later tonight. We should get back inside. Rick, you and Josh go back inside first. Brie and I will wait one minute."

I slapped Josh on his ass and pinched Rick on his as they exited the van. Sal was zipping up his pants.

"OK, are we ready to go Sal?"

"Not yet, I want to see you, like everyone does or has or wants to. I want to see what everybody talks and dreams about. Show me your body."

"Sal, I can't. These clothes are just too hard to get in and out of. It's not something I can do quickly. It will have to be another day, OK?"

"Blue balls it is."

"Here, reach under my skirt and give me a feel. That's all we can do for now."

Sal did not waste any time. His hand was under my skirt and on my dick before I could move around to give him better access.

"Hmmm, sissy dick."

"Please Sal, it's a fem dick. And you're an old pervert for feeling me up like this."

"Hmmm, fem cock. We should suck each other off."

"That's called 69 Sal, get with the program old man. We better go now. By the way, I need to take a couple of salads and cheese sticks home with tonight. I think I deserve a bigger employee after allowing you to rub me like this."

"No problem. After we 6+9, do I get to fuck you?"

"It's just 69. And no, I don't think so. You are way to thick for me. I don't do much back there anyway."

"Alright, let's get back to work. But before we go, say it again."

"Say what?"

"How big I am?"

"Sal, I can't take your huge cock in my tight hole without getting hurt. Your thickness is twice as large as my opening and it would split me in two. I know that you would be in 7th heaven if your oversized cock was inside my small and tight rosebud hole, but I just couldn't take it. You need to find someone who has a much larger hole than mine. You don't want to hurt me, do you?" I mean, now I know why you wear an apron at work, it's not to protect your clothes from the flour, it's to hide the super thick dick you're packing down here. Look, see how big it is in your pants? It's bigger than that when you let it out. Maybe I should introduce you to my friend, Miss D? She is the only woman I know who has an opening big enough to engulf your entire hunk of man meat. I think I'll work on that. She is someone who could handle a dick as thick as a tree trunk."

I was cut off by the opening of the door. It was Josh. His eyes were all a glow. I looked at Sal, he seemed to be lost in space. You know, that place where guys go in their minds.

"The shop is quiet and I heard everything you just said Brie. Get out of here. I want to finish what I started. You go watch the order counter and I'll suck the pizza sauce out of Sal."

"That's dirty old man Sal to you Josh. Good luck. Sal, fill him up."

"Go Brie, go get your salads and cheese sticks. No charge tonight. I'll see you tomorrow."

I closed the door and left them alone, to do their thing. I slid in the back door and told Rick what my freebie order was.

"That old man is thick as hell, isn't he Brie?"

"It was a surprise. Josh will be back in a minute. He's trying to finish what he started. You're not going to fuck Sal, are you?"

"No, Josh is all the faggot I'm ready for. By the way, that new dish washer has been checking out your ass all night. Be careful around him."

New dish washer huh? I didn't notice him earlier. I need to make a couple of phone calls. I suppose it won't hurt if I lean against the back wall while I'm on the phone. I'll just my back towards the new guy for a little privacy on my phone.

I got Miss D's voice mail.

"Miss D, it's Brie. I know you're asleep, but I was wondering if you could stop by the shop tomorrow around 6 pm or so? Hope to see you. Bye."

I'll introduce her to Sal, if she shows up. My next call was to my new roommate, Gloria.

"I have our food and I will be home soon. Are you alone?"

"Of course, I am. Why would you ask that?"

"Rick thought he saw you and Jennifer after work?"

"Kissing?"

"Yes, is she a girlfriend?"

"We experimented, as they say, last year."

"So, where do we stand?"

"Per your rules, we are roommates to start, remember?"

"You're right. I'm sorry."

"Hurry home. I'm hungry and I want to post our selfie."

"Do I sleep on the couch tonight?"

"Oh no."

"Am I sleeping with you tonight?"

"No, I'm sleeping with you tonight. It's your bed."

"What about your apartment Lease?"

"It's a family house upper floor. Jennifer is going to stay there. It's all good. I live here now."

"How long have you been working on this?"

"We to talk about rent and utilities and reach an agreement."

"You're in luck. I already figured that out and you will be happy."

"How long have you been working on that?"

"I'm going to need a shower before bed."

"I'll make sure there are plenty of towels."

"I'll be home in a few minutes."

I know this roommate thing seems to be sudden and quick. But the truth be told, there are folks who know I live alone and they know I have second bedroom. I have a feeling that one particular friend was going to ask me to allow her to move in with me. I am afraid of the baggage that Lisa would bring with her, so I decided to head off the issue at the pass. I like Lisa, but she has a semi-truck full of baggage and I don't think I could handle it. I hope it works out between Gloria and I. Time will tell.

That's all the calls I needed to make and that's all of the rear view the new guy was going to get, for tonight. One quick trip to Suzie's work station to say good night and I'm on my way home.

"I'm not mad at you Suzie. I'm not sure what I am, but it's not mad."

"I know Brie. We'll work this out as time goes on. Oh shoot, I'm out of big handle bags for your dinner. Hey new guy, can you bring me a handful of the large white bags with the handles?"

"I'll get them."

I shuffled to the rear of the shop, turned the corner and ran straight into the arms of the new guy. We both hit the wall, almost in an embracing situation. Except for the To Go bags, we were basically face to face.