All Comments on 'Ronald Pump WRECKS Daughter's PUSSY'

Biggest load of crap I've ever read. Don't give up your day job.

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I got maybe halfway down the first page and had to abandon this halfwitted American shit

not funny it was badddddd

Please don’t ever write again. Thus was wretched

Make America Fuck Again!

Just like most things Democrats do, feeble, misses the mark and a poor job. Looking forward to four more years if only to see you weasels hysterical and fretting.

I hate Rump as much as any non-sociopath with an IQ over 75, but this was witless.

this gave me absolute cancer

Now do one about the Obama’s or the Clinton’s. Smh, This is such low level trolling, I didn’t even know this sort of crap existed.

"Total Bullshit

Biggest load of crap I've ever read. Don't give up your day job."

My DAY JOB is being Proctologist of the United Straits of Amurica! Ronald PUMP 2020! Make the INTERWET Grape Again!! Thanks for your BEAUTIFUL letter!

"Well, you write like a Communist. Give it up."

I don't know what you're talking about. No one is a communist! No ONE! My profile pic is of the sex toys I use on my gardeners and my prostate cleaning instruments!

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"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????

I got maybe halfway down the first page and had to abandon this halfwitted American shit"

If you hate Amurica so much then you can STAY where you are! That's the beauty of fiefdom! Ronald Pump fucks Jarvanka and you fuck a flashlight. WIN/WIN! Thanks for your BEAUTIFULT letter! BUILD THE STALL!!!!!!!

"terrible

not funny it was badddddd"

The WORST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ponald Dump 2020! MIGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Awful

Please don’t ever write again. Thus was wretched"

I appreciate your constructive criticism and positive vibrations. I look forward to more fruitful discourse with you! Thanks for reading!

You know, I like you. I like you so much. Let's meet in a parking lot and have unprotected sex. I promise I only have oral herpes so we don't need to kiss! MIGA!

I WANNA BEND JARVANKA OVER MY BALCONY AND BUTTFUCK HER

love to grab my 19 y/o daughter's pussy. it's bald and a beauty 2.

Now you know this crap exists! Because it does! How about one with O'bomb'ya balling Shillary in the ass, using hot sauce as lube? Getcho popcorn ready! FEEL THE ANAL BURN! Divine! Thanks for your beautiful comment and encouragement! HAPPY!

Yeah...

Now do one about the Obama’s or the Clinton’s. Smh, This is such low level trolling, I didn’t even know this sort of crap existed.

Really? From reading this story? You got cancer? What's the prognosis? Will you survive? Will you die? I'm sorry if you die. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU! I'M SORRY! SO SORRY! But I know a witchdoctor who'll inject ice-cold pig blood up in your anus; he blows it through a metal straw... Cures CANCER every time! LMK. And please don't die. Thanks!

"I hate PUMP as much as any non-sociopath with an IQ over 75, but this was witless."

Shitless too. Non-sociopaths, genius stability ice skaters like you, don't appreciate bathroom fetish.

Thanks! I look forward to it too! Nothing like weasels getting all hysterical, fretting... Wait until they reveal the lies hidden in Area 52. You'll know true Jarvanka then...

"Just like most things Glibtards do, feeble, misses the mark and a poor job. Looking forward to four more years if only to see you weasels hysterical and fretting."

The GREATEST EVER in the history of Cliterotica, interwebz, and THE HISTORY OF RECORDED COMMUNICATION! Fuck hieroglyphs, fuck papyrus! Nothing is better than this! NOTHING! It is TRULY TREMENDOUS AND DIVINE! Thank you for your support!!!!!

It's good that you have talent for trolling because you severely lack the needed skills in writing. Your characters are extremely shallow and underdeveloped. You have zero plot. Your descriptors are sorely lacking refinement.

Your only saving grace so far is your wit in your replies to the hate you get. I wish I could be more constructive in my criticism, but I honestly don't really know where to start. Maybe make your main character relatable, or maybe just not an ass that everyone will hate?

I literally laughed out loud at "haggardly forest witch". Poor Stelania...

Thank you mr pump! truly! Truly wonderful words! Truly the best ever! I had underestimated your genius up until now. Judged you solely on the basis of your moral content. Just stupid of me! Stupid! I’m renouncing my common sense, moral compass, college education and all flake news! Jarvanka and pump 2020! True love! A power fucking couple fuck force to fuck with right there! Apartments great again!

Underdeveloped? Not! You must be thinking of the infrastructure outside your trailer park... Nah, this is the most developed, wittiest thing to EVER hit the internet!

The characters being shallow... Guess you're not smart enough to pick up on that, why that is... Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you there, buddyboy? IQ sub-90, perhaps? YOU ARE NO GENIUS! Certainly NOT A GENIUS LIKE ME!

Your criticism DOES NOT MEAN SHIT. And I thought you might have a morsel or two of wisdom to offer. SAD!

Just admit that you're jealous! YOU KNOW I AM BETTER THAN YOU!

And you'd love my ass if you saw it. You'd even lick it like a cupcake.

Thanks anyway for reading and attempting an intelligent response. Just do better next time before you STEP UP TO THE GREATEST WRITER EVER!

"Yep

It's good that you have talent for trolling because you severely lack the needed skills in writing. Your characters are extremely shallow and underdeveloped. You have zero plot. Your descriptors are sorely lacking refinement.

Your only saving grace so far is your wit in your replies to the hate you get. I wish I could be more constructive in my criticism, but I honestly don't really know where to start. Maybe make your main character relatable, or maybe just not an ass that everyone will hate?"

... you ... do realize that you can, in fact, write porn about the actual Donald Trump and his daughter without getting in trouble, right?

These are PURELY fictional characters! They bear no resemblance to any living or imaginary creatures! NEVER!

"... you ... do realize that you can, in fact, write porn about the actual Donald Trump and his daughter without getting in trouble, right?"

Your ignorance is excused! You've taken the fred pill that is this amazing piece of writing! THANK YOU for your support! It's tremendous!

Thank you

Thank you mr pump! truly! Truly wonderful words! Truly the best ever! I had underestimated your genius up until now. Judged you solely on the basis of your moral content. Just stupid of me! Stupid! I’m renouncing my common sense, moral compass, college education and all flake news! Jarvanka and pump 2020! True love! A power fucking couple fuck force to fuck with right there! Apartments great again!

Yes, she was such a hot Euro piece of ass. Now look at her. Not even Brotox can help her! She should do whatever Kristen Brinkley is doing, believe me! SAD!

"Hilarious!

I literally laughed out loud at "haggardly forest witch". Poor Stelania..."

I'm not sure what you thought you were trying to accomplish but whatever it was you flopped. Satire? Humour? Whimsy? Certainly nothing erotic or entertaining. Only a rank amateur write the speakers name followed by a colon. Nothing about this was funny, erotic, or satirical.

Ive never laughed so hard in my life at your poorly disguised fake story about lil donnie bone spurs

Haha! Nice attempt at patrolling me! What do you think you accomplished with this comment? I'll tell you: NOTHING! You're jealous because you're a LOSER. You're a failure as a literary critic, probably a shitty writer too! Only a rank amateur would criticize my colonoscopy!

Admit it: None of your stories are close to as TREMENDOUS as this! GO BACK HOME TO MOMMY WITH YOUR BULLSHIT REVIEW! Sad!

I'm not sure what you thought you were trying to accomplish but whatever it was you flopped. Satire? Humour? Whimsy? Certainly nothing erotic or entertaining. Only a rank amateur write the speakers name followed by a colon. Nothing about this was funny, erotic, or satirical.

Dude, just stop writing. Even your responses are atrociously stupid.

But this is hands down the worst story I've ever laid eyes on. Not even 5 would-be paragraphs in and I had to quit. Not that the writer cares, because they are in complete denial about their skill.

But hey, it's not all bad. At the very least it gives us perspective that we know we can pen something far better than this without hardly trying.

Of course you can give this TEN STARS! It deserves a million billion!

Thanks for your reading and support! You are DIVINE!

"Can i pleade give you 10 stars

Ive never laughed so hard in my life at your poorly disguised fake story about lil donnie bone spurs"

"YOU ARE A HORRIBLE WRITER AND A FUCKING ASSHOLE. EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!"

Thank you for your support! NOT! LOSER! What a stupid attempt at patrolling! I will have you know that I DID eat shit and all I got was giardiasis! Not that you even know what that is because you're too STUPID! Try again, Twinkle Toes!

You're in denial of my GREATNESS! Your stories SUCK! No one reads them or comments on them. WHERE IS YOUR CLITEROTICA PROFILE? Didn't use it there. I'd love to read your pathetic pen perspectives! You Freddy Cat!

You are a failure as a writer, literary critic and human being! A total LOSER! I bet you haven't accomplished anything in life! You're morbidly obese! Ugly! Have acne! You can't get laid! ANYWHERE! Even a 3rd world country! You probably can't even afford a COOKER!

You're jealous because I'm better than you at EVERYTHING! Get on your knees and BOW to my GREATNESS!

What a SAD comment! GO BACK to your MOMMY and stop writing STUPID comments! NO ONE cares about you. You're a LOSER! You wish you could write a story a fraction as WONDERFUL as this! Responses as AMAZING as mine! But you can't! Because you're PATHETIC! Get off the INTERNET! Forever!

"Dude, just stop writing. Even your responses are atrociously stupid."

Write stories about Daddy Mueller saving America from Ronald Plump

Might do! Thanks! But first you'll be hearing from Stelania! Believe me!

"Write stories about Daddy MULLAH! saving Amurica from Ronald Plump"

But just as I was about to piss myself laughing at what I THOUGHT was parody I realized it wasn't. This is where the fuck we are now. Right on, comrade!

What can I say that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or sliced bread? A true delight. Sublime and dynamic wordplay dished with enthusiasm. I read this to my cat and it cured him of the autism. God bless KIMCANCER3040.

Appreciated! The lines have been purred. I thank you for your reading and insight! HUMOR and SEX! Tiny specks on a floating rock in SPACE! That's what we are, were, and will ever be. EMBRACE the SPACE! ONWARDS! BEARHUGS!

Fuckin' hilarious!

But just as I was about to piss myself laughing at what I THOUGHT was parody I realized it wasn't. This is where the fuck we are now. Right on, comrade!

Thank you, Sweet Licorice! GOD BLESS YOUR PUSSY! I'm so happy to help cure his autism! I wish nothing but the most WONDERFUL things for you and your cat. KEEP THE INTERNET GRAPE!

Pure Fuckin' Genius

What can I say that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or sliced bread? A true delight. Sublime and dynamic wordplay dished with enthusiasm. I read this to my cat and it cured him of the autism. God bless KIMCANCER3040.

Total LOSER! Horse manure? That's the best descriptive you can muster? Who the fuck even says "manure"? You obviously are a TERRIBLE writer, a MORON and an awful human being for leaving such half-baked shitpicks. No stars for your "comment" because you're NOT a star. You're a ZERO. And you always will be! SAD!

Epic stupidity!

A giant pile of horse manure. Written to troll the readers. I don't think I've ever read a story in which the author posts more comments than the readers. Truly the rantings of a madman.

No stars as even giving this garbage one star would be an insult to the star.

Reading this can easily be compared you sitting on the curb, sweating your tits off when you get bitten by a mosquito that then gets eaten by a mangy cat ... only to see the cat get viciously attacked by a pack of wild pit bulls and torn to shreds. The leader of the pack gorges himself on the cat's carcass, making him too slow to get out of the way of the 18 wheeler that crushes him into an unrecognizable stain on the highway ... you are watching crows pick at the mess when your trailer trash mom calls out to tell you that dinner is ready. Her shrill voice startles the crows, who scatter in a rush, but not before one of them shits right into your mouth - and you swallow knowing that it has more taste than this CRAPPY literotica post from KIMCANCER.

Also just as good as a trump presidency.

Grats for being a diehard dumbnut.

Now THIS is proper literary critique! THIS is how it's done, all you LOSER commentators! This should be studied in schools, enshrined, written in stone, placed in time capsules, shot into space! Thank you, Creepy Cat A, for this contribution to our posterity! The mosquitoes (and who knows what else chained to a wall in your dungeon) you enjoy torturing (even I AM NOT THAT SICK A FUCK!) at least died for a reason. THANK YOU for your BEAUTIFUL LETTER! WINNING!

How to describe this...

Reading this can easily be compared you sitting on the curb, sweating your tits off when you get bitten by a mosquito that then gets eaten by a mangy cat ... only to see the cat get viciously attacked by a pack of wild pit bulls and torn to shreds. The leader of the pack gorges himself on the cat's carcass, making him too slow to get out of the way of the 18 wheeler that crushes him into an unrecognizable stain on the highway ... you are watching crows pick at the mess when your trailer trash mom calls out to tell you that dinner is ready. Her shrill voice startles the crows, who scatter in a rush, but not before one of them shits right into your mouth - and you swallow knowing that it has more taste than this CRAPPY literotica post from KIMCANCER.

Grats for being STUPID! And FAT! I'm not sure how you even typed this, given how thick, stubby and greasy your fingers are! VOICE DICTATION, perhaps, DJ A? Another LOSER! PATHETIC! Go back to HOT YOGA CLASS and sweat off that lard!

Another one...

Also just as good as a Pump proctology!

Grats for being a diehard dumbnut.

Crappy writing

What a LOW ENERGY comment! Take a lesson from Creepy Cat A! He/she/it had fucking pit bulls, mosquitoes, sweaty tits. You're weak. Your writing, commenting, and life is CRAP! DO BETTER AT EVERYTHING! LOSER!!!

Crap

Crappy writing

Truth be told, I don't laugh that often! But, I had quite a few giggles reading your story. Of course your going to have about 40% of readers that just won't think it's funny, but I'm pretty sure you can live with that. You should be writing and performing as a stand up comedian with the imagination you've got going for you!! Well done and on to Stalania!!

This is a masterpiece!