by Zakharov
I stopped reading when you used "schlong" to describe a penis
Anonyrat, you are a fool. It is not even a euphemism, when you say schlong for penis, you're using the correct word, because it MEANS penis. What next, are going to snivel that the story used "tits" instead on knocker, boobs, or breasts? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Repeatedly? From a height?
WTF, MichaelBradley, what do you think the author should have used instead of schlong.
I did realize you were so sensitive about it. Next time I'll use sh-short instead of sh-long.