All Comments on 'Sex with a Pair of Strippers'

Why was this in the April Fools contest?

Agree. Had nothing to do with AF.

I’m sensing an anal story in this poor guy’s future!

Funny as always. You make me doubt myself, like when you say “lemon aid”, is it because you’ve mistyped lemonade, or is this some joke I’m not getting?

Carry on. Yours are always such a hoot to read.

lemon aid = Mix of vodka, honey, lemon, ginger, and mint. The character thinks in terms of getting drunk or getting high. I had put the line at first as "when life gives you coconuts use them to wash your cocaine."

The thought was that they used sex to trick him into helping them wash cocaine. That was the trick the two strippers were doing. I guess it was not tricky enough for an April fools story.

My other April Fools story in this contest was far more tricky.

Thank you for your feedback as always.

I knew I should have called it spiked Lemonade. The character thinks in terms of getting high or drunk. Lemon aid is a mix of vodka, honey, mint, ginger, and lemons.

4 cups of vodka

2 cup mint leaves

12 tablespoons honey

1.5 cup fresh lemon juice

1 cup of muddled ginger

12-20 lemon slices

This one was not as tricky as I would have liked. The April Fools trick was that the women tricked him into helping them with their illegal acts using sex. Maybe I should have worked on it a bit more and submitted it to next years contest.