by SciFurz
Thanks. :-)
More is coming since I finished the whole story already.
...That his shapeshifting stuck with him longer. He was bitten in a petting zoo; maybe the biter was stuck in ram form... ?
Another fun romp. Thanks! 5* Slainté
A case of bad RAM that bugs him? ;-)
It's probably just life biting him in the ass. Instead of Chelsea for once.
Proost!
I was just wondering if the lycanthropy was different for were-sheep (or are they only were-rams?) vs werewolves. If the were-rams do eventually become permanent rams, that would be really ruff.
And ewe know it! :-p
I'm not sure if there's a difference. Maybe weresheep get a bit more warm and fuzzy feeling over it?
Permanent wererams should be easy to find. They'll have turned to isram.
That was ba-a-a-a-ad. Perhaps even sheeringly bad. Close enough to get clipped anyway.
So if Guy gets clipped while in wereform, can the wool be used to make a sweater? It would give him a chance to play a different kind of cards. You saw that joke looming ahead, didn't you? Or does the wool change to hair in daylight? Hmm.
Guy sometimes still eats meat, but I presume that he has given up both lamb and mutton? Would seem too close to cannibalism. The usual belief says that once bitten, you're immune to other were-types, but if that weren't so, it would make for some interesting combinations, though since one is a carnivore and the other an herbivore, the immunity solves problems of the body trying to cross-adapt to dietary needs.
Not entirely up on furry-etiquette, but I presume that Chelsea could be described as a hot bitch, and that might actually be perceived as a compliment? Yiffin' yimminy, I'd better stop or Larry will bite me. And I'd deserve it, too.
Slainté
TJ - homonyms strike again... ;)
"Shear"
If something is sheer, it is thin and easily seen through. (Hence why some curtains are called sheers.)