All Comments on 'Shelby, the Pussy Man'

Interesting!

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Fun. Thanks

A touchy subject these days, well done. Real men and women have body hair, it's natural. We compliment each other and when we realise that, we complete each other and can do amazing things.

Only two words for you: Kudos and INCOMING!

Harry was a pretty good vehicle to deliver this, as I won't say perfect, since I can't fathom any woman (even fictional) wanting to kiss him unless she smokes too (because he would taste like an ashtray). However, it still works for the story, and really paints the opposite end of the spectrum from that "Shelby," who couldn't get it up except for all that virtue signaling, which is a sure sign of someone that straddles the fence instead of taking a stand. You hit exactly the reason that most women do want a real man that will defend them from a rabid male that could care less about being reasonable; they want to feel safe, and that's what Mac did for Angela. Of course, that she would immediately take up with the guy is extreme, but that's why it's "humor and satire." I guffawed when you wrote "I just spoke to Shelby for 10 minutes and wanted to strangle the scrawny dipshit." That was priceless! About the only thing that would have made it funnier was to have Walt Kowalski walk in and tell Shelby off.

In reality, there is room for a real man to show his sensitive side and to definitely avoid the stereotypical "macho" b.s., but he still needs to be man at day's end, which is what your story relayed (hell, even that a woman should be a real woman and anyone else should at least take a stand and be true to themselves). Thanks for the funny interlude you crafted around your story, with Harry's unvarnished views. 5

Bandwagon junkies and True Believers always make for good entertainment. Good story.

FUNNY AS SHIT ! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS