All Comments on 'Size Queens Share'

wow a 9 inch tongue, where the wr is less than 4. i thought his dick was ridiculous but it really has nothing over the tongue. i laughed while fapping, great erotic comedy

Regarding the previous comment, the lead character of my story wanted to offer his own thoughts.

- Rubirosa

Dear Reader,

I am glad you enjoyed my story. In any case, I would appreciate if you not refer to my body parts as 'ridiculous' in the future. I am an AUTHENTIC FICTIONAL CHARACTER with feelings just like you. As a victim of the author's perverse imagination, I currently suffer from a condition called macropenis for which there is no cure. Further, a genetic mutation has afflicted me with a nine-inch tongue.

These sexual attributes have been a source of private embarrassment for me. As a result, I must seek self-validation by having sex with thousands of porn stars to confirm my normality.

Though I refuse to endorse my unauthorized biographer (Rubirosa), you may want to read the multi-volume series on my sex life (Wanderlust: The Erotic Adventures of Samson) that can be found on an obscure bookselling website called Amazon.com. It depicts my challenging condition in a sympathetic light

Best Regards,

Samson

http://haremstud.blogspot.com

Nothing hotter than a horse-hung megastud and some busty size queens.. Can't wait for the rest of the night's session. Description of events is very detailed and highly erotic, thank you!

You know, fantasy and all, it's fine, I actually enjoy "reasonably" oversized cocks and all...but this? Belongs in the "parody" section at best. It's so ridiculously over the top that it's laughable at best. What's next, he flies across the English Channel by swinging his mighty penis like a helicopter?

Dear “Oy,”

I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy my story. But I am a very sensitive FICTIONAL CHARACTER so please do not refer to me as “laughable.” My oversized sexual attributes have been a source of private embarrassment for many years. In order to compensate for my low self-esteem, I am compelled to have sex with thousands of similarly over-endowed females.

Believe me. It's not easy having a thirteen-and-a-half-inch cock. Women use me for my body without any regard for my feelings. Not even my own girlfriend understands me. As described in “Size Queens Share” and other lurid tales of my love life, she insists I satisfy other females in addition to her. Do you have any idea how exhausting it feels to perform a threesome every night? The labor proves especially taxing with my day job is a porn star.

As to your dismissive comment about flying across the English Channel by swinging my ‘mighty penis like a helicopter,’ let’s hope my author doesn’t try that next. However, I would be open to crossing the channel while doing the backstroke with a pair of buxom females mounted upon my face and cock.

Love and lust,


Samson


haremstud.blogspot.com

P.S. Though I refuse to endorse my unauthorized biographer (Rubirosa), you may want to read the multi-volume series on my sex life (Wanderlust: The Erotic Adventures of Samson) that can be found on an obscure bookselling website called Amazon.com. It depicts my challenging condition in a sympathetic light



If you would like to read more of Rubirosa's stories about my incredible sex life, please support his Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/Rubirosa

Love and lust,

Samson

It’s true.

I’ve dated a few women that enjoyed our sexual adventures enough that they shared stories with friends, who in turn expressed interest.

Only two of these many situations turned into group sex/swapping partners, but both times were incredibly hot.

If you would like to read more of Rubirosa's stories about my incredible sex life, please support his Patreon:

https://www.patreon.com/Rubirosa

Love and lust,

Samson