All Comments on 'Something Special for Christmas'

This should be absolutely legal to do whenever one spouse catches another in an affair. The only stipulation would be, collect incontrovertible evidence so that a grand jury can absolve the injured spouse of any crime.

In this case Charlie could have collected photos or video of:

• Frank driving his red truck,

• Frank unloading his tree in his driveway,

• Karen's arrival and her kissing Frank in his driveway,

• Frank and Karen having sex in his upstairs bedroom.

At the most Charlie could be charged with illegal entry as he snuck in the back door.

cute and gory

Great ending. Five stars

5***** Needs an ending.

Two thumbs up

SLICK

Great Christmas story 5 stars from Xluckylee

I keep coming back and reading this story... love it!!! gotta be one of the best on Literotica

I shouldn’t admit this, but I laughed my ass off during this Femdom agitprop fantasy. I must be a terrible person. I also realized how lucky I’ve been.

Good one.

jopstorm1945

Should have been her tits 5*****

The story's not bad but it's not the best. Short stories usually are this way. There's no character dynamic but all in all, it wasn't the worst story I've seen

That was an awfully long way to go to get to the pun(ch) line.

3 Stars on this one . Did the guy know she was married ? I would have been more pissed at the wife then the guy as she took a cab their . Plus She loaned him the pick up to get a Christmas tree . I might have slipped him a Mickey and then asked him a few Questions .

It should have been his dick...

All the black and white bullshit yet he digs his own grave with the severed thumb

Good story which needed a better ending!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WHORE WIFE

I also loved the last line. Unfortunately the guy is going to jail for a long time and the thumb thing is just potential proof.

Loved it.

Ed

It takes two to Tango, what’s he going to do to her, cut her nipples off! ⭐️

Funny but stupid since he's going to jail.

Loved it, the ending made me giggle.

LOL Frank in sense awesome line

I prefer a more solid ending or perhaps another chapter. LOL I loved your story especially the ending!

Wicked - 5*

I love the clever last lines you have! Thank you!

This was short and sweet. I loved it.

Still think that last sentence is a LW classic

It wath a very thpecial thumb thing for a pun, but the ending doeth thorta thuck for a real thtory.

Thanks.

Outstanding. You know when to conclude a story and leave the rest up to the reader’s imagination.

OMG Two Thumbs Up!!!!!!!

Kinda of funny and dark but very lacking as there was no conclusion just left unfinished.

It was good but the ending sucked no letting your readers have a real ending or is there to be one?

Another unfinished story. Where is the BTB! Please finish your stories!!!!!

That was witty and dark.

I also admire a man of decisive action. But, while single, there is an appendage more apropos for presentation, gift-wise.

But that's a terrible place to end this story.

I personally think he should have been gelded. Done right, it's quick and doesn't bleed much. Orrrr, wrap that twine around the base of his cock and take that.

Isaac also wrote tons of dirty limericks. I don't think I've laughed this hard since I read StangStar06's 'Two Christmases', oh wait, back when I was in college I discovered Monty Python on PBS. My favorite has always been John Cleese and Michael Palin doing the 'Dead Parrot Sketch." But I have to say this is a classic unto itself, even if we all knew where those thumbs were going. That last, short little paragraph...No one has ever written a better set up for an ending than that. Signed: BTW

5 all the way.

Two thumbs up!!!!!????

That last sentence is one of the best in LW history. Hilarious story.

Isaac Asimoc, the great SciFi writer of the Golden Age, used to do the same thing - write a damn good short story just so that he could get a horrible (but funny in the context) pun at the end of it. It's an honourable tradition you are following, sir.

Thanks.

...thereby fingering himself.

but then gives her the proof of what he did, thereby admitting to the crime? What sense does that make?

Good story, funny, OK, a little bit sick, but this is the sort of revenge we'd all take if we felt we could get away with it. He has told her to expect paperwork in the next week which is the real gift. Knowing she'll be shocked and repulsed by the thumbs, she wouldn’t touch them, wouldn’t even consider using them in evendence and he will get of them. What is she going to do Christmas Day/Boxing Day, knowing what he was prepared to do for her betrayal? I'm certain that the divorce will go through with minimal demands from her, aware that he simply won't stand for any nonsense from her. Good job, even the groans of the puns at the end did not detract.

Creative, funny

When a farmer has a rotting crop he cuts the rot out and often burns the entire crop if it could spread.

If it's already rotting it's probably to late to save it.

The first third of this story was boring! ~ It got better as Charlie got into some action. The revenge was nasty and Charlie gets points for not just being a wimpy cuck. ~ The ending was as predictable as it was incomplete. Yeah,the assholes thumbs were in gift box and the reading she'd be doing the next week would be divorce papers. BUT, what happened when she saw the thumbs?Did she already know what had happened? Did she alert the police,especially when she got the divorce papers? Did Charlie eventually get caught? Seems to me,in trying to be clever with your ending,you left the story unfinished! ~ This deserves a 2 rating,maybe another 1 or 2 if you decide to finish it.

same reason i rate it five - frank in a sense

...and stay out of prison, he needed to send a snapchat picture of the thumbs from a burner phone. Same jokes would still apply.

There was no indication she had heard about Frank's misfortune. Would she even know what it was about?

Frank in a sense. I shot my pop out of my nose when I read that. 5

That line is classic, as is the "it's Frank in a sense". That a very good story with a lot of humor.

But from Belize and about hia ex-wife, you see he got a new one for Christmas from Santa for being a good boy and dumping the bitch.

Perfect “Christmas” short. 5-stars

Question is is he telling this story from prison?

Oh my a real good btb. Thank you.

Never said anything about the truck or wife those were his thoughts. he was standing behind the guy when he took his thumbs. Now wifey will open her gift and get grossed out. then he will tell her Who they belong too. She will freak and he will get rid of the thumbs.

Not in jail because Charlie did not speak just thought the comments. Very good story

Good story but why was he not in jail? He told the guy it was his truck so unless the guy was dead he would know who he was. Once his wife realized what he had done he would be no doubt in the slammer. Not worth it should have cut off his cock and balls the killed the guy. “Dead men tell no tails”

LOVED this story...2 thumbs up!

...you've provided a rather unique incident to discover infidelity.

Once again... you've displayed a sense of humor and word play.

What's not to like? ;o)

Work with aspergers patients quite a bit.

You got the thought process down.

Just thinking it needs a chapter 2; where the lovers meet each other. Frank and the wife have a talk.

Loved the story, very nicely done. Thanks for submitting. 5 stars.

Puns are not the lowest form. It all depends on how long you have to wade through all the setup to get there. The story was pretty short and to the point. Some want more of an ending: she screams, he tells her they are Frank’s thumbs, then later cops are involved and off he goes. I wonder why she asked for something special in the first place?

For a fucking pun. Pun's are the lowest form of humor.

Actually, it's a 5 star story, I just hate puns.

Another crappy ending.

thank christ someone has displaced huecuck as the premier closet-cucky on this board!

Oh man. Couldn't you have just added a couple more sentences. I would have loved to have seem her reaction to the gift. Great fictional tale.

Five Stars

That barely ANY of your comment leavers seem to realise it's a JOKE.

Why do people take these imaginings so seriously?

Brilliant! Loved it!

It seems Literotic has become a dumping ground for Gay men to post their married cuckold stories. You are a breath of fresh air. Thank you

You're killing me with these short stories, this was a great story you could have elaborated on instead of ending where it did.. haha..

Hmmm, well it is a story but the guy is an idiot not in what he did but setting himself up to get criminally charged. She's about to get divorce papers and his gift was the lovers thumbs - directly tying him to the act. Don't think she'll fink him out now?!?!

Actually, Mr Black/White was stupid all the way around - he should have blind folded Frankie and never talked to him - just smashed his testicles with the bat. Forget the thumbs do a Bobit insuring he never screws a married woman again.... Glad he used Frankies cell phone for 911. But loose the gloves & bat outside the house never allow them to touch the taxi except inside a plastic trash bag then dump em.

Yawn inducing. All that for a punch line and we don't get what happens? Lazy writing.

She has to open it. We've been promised the scene.

Forgot to mention Charlie's lisp.

"Frank in a sense..."

This was a funny story thanks.

It's a good thing I can type this cause I can no longer hold a pen. But damn, it's nice having your wife in bed every night, and I really like the truck. Thanks man! When you get out of the padded room, drop by for a friendly game of baseball. Prosthetics are amazing nowadays, and you'll love how well mine can grip a bat.

Thanks for writing! Roflmao!

You're right about the binary thing. This guy has an emotional spectrum which has only two possibilities. Deranged and very deranged.

until he started cutting thumbs off. Then it became kinda cliche BTB and lost a lot of interest for me. also, never had the resolution with the wife. So really no ending.

but also sadistic, extremely violent, and cruel. I don't condone Frank or Karen's behavior, but Charlie's response was over-the-top. Should have taken pictures, then divorced her for adultery. Charlie's better off with someone else, without the threat of a jail sentence over his head.

Whats that crap for?? Poor violence and nothing more!!! Stupid!!!

It reads like a good routine BTB but with an amusing twist on the end.

There should have been three items in the box.

a 1 since there is no zero. Hope you got out whatever is bugging you so it does not effect the real world.

this had that thertain thpecial something, i just can't put my je ne sais quois on, or pouce. thank you.

Many readers in this site are sick, just sick. Some even thought it was funny. Maiming someone for life isn't ever funny. A real bad ass. Hits the guy from behind then ties him up, then maims him. All for fucking his wife, really? Leave her, move on. Despite what you think, the chances of getting away with it are almost nil. Some of you need help, as does this author.

I come to this site to read erotic stories, not stupid revenge stories. 1*

Now for the revenge against the wife...

A funny story, but I agree with @tendernsweet2...the lover's "hot dog" should have been there too, between the thumbs...But as it has made me laugh, 4*

What if this frankievwas innocent,not knowing she was married. He did not check, plus he gave her his thumbs. So now he will be doing time for assault and mutilation. So who wins here. .??

Heck ... I would have just kept the hot dog that caused the trouble and not the thumbs as it is kind of hard to get the meat with no hot dog and that way he could use his thumbs to make a dime or so.! Different strokes for different folks I guess.! lol

Loved it, That is what a real man does, None of this "can I watch ?" Bullshit

Not a myrrhy Christmas for Karen!

I like the sentiment, but damn.

Loved it. Thanks for writing again, you're stories are top notch.

But he gave himself away. It was a cute ending but he is gonna have some problems.

I gave you two thumbs up!