Soon-to-be-Ex

Do I think that part of Lisa's and Ashley's attraction to me was my money? Probably. Did I think it was just my money? No. Why was I still willing to risk marriage? The pre-nup that both had agreed to sign had a lot to do with it. After all, I didn't have another six million squirreled away offshore. Like I mentioned earlier, I think that infidelity is unethical and I believe in fidelity not fiscal stupidity.

Why was I willing to risk another marriage cratering? Weren't you paying attention when I mentioned the hot-and-hotter running redheads? Excuse me, I think I hear a couple of soprano voices calling me from the direction of our hot-tub. I think it's something like Pavlov's dogs and the dinner bell, suddenly I've decided it would be a good idea to put off dinner for a while. Something just came up.

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Author's note: OK, I apologize for that last line. The opportunity for a double-entendre was there, and I couldn't resist. It's appropriate, though. Even the most rational man can't help but feel some sorrow for a marriage cratering, but he was trying his best to cope. I thought it would indicate that some hope for the future was appearing for Brandon. He deserves something other than desolation. Divorces are upsetting, even the easy ones.