Sourpuss

"Big Tits, Big Dicks and Fantasy Fucking"

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I suspect every neighborhood has one. You know, the woman who looks down her nose at all the neighbors. She has few friends and keeps to herself but makes no bones of the fact that she sees all her neighbors as beneath her.

Ours was Ms. Melonosky. But everyone called her Ms. Sourpuss behind her back. She had been married and her husband had left her or died or something. No one knew her well enough to be sure and she didn't share. She would sit on her front porch, drinking coffee or tea or whatever and watching people go by. With a disapproving look on her face. She dressed like she was afraid of the sun. Dresses that ended at the ankle, long sleeved blouses that buttoned to the neck and a sweater. No matter the warmth of the day she always wore a baggy sweater.

Like I said, she never interacted with the people in the neighborhood.

So I was surprised when she called me.

I was back from school for the summer break. The Institute of Technology and Science had been great but I was looking forward to having some time off. I'd done a lot of growing up that year at school.

I'd lost my virginity for one thing! That's a big step in every young man's life and it was certainly a game changer for me! I had changed from a somewhat pudgy, uncertain, shy boy to a much more confident young man. I'd lost a fair amount of weight. I was a slim, muscular 185 now. And I'd begun to realize that to some women I was attractive.

Anyway, I had done some yard work for her in the past. Nothing special but she had paid well and seemed happy with the work I had done. And now she wanted me to take care of what she called "the landscaping". It was just mowing the lawn and weeding the flower beds. Once in a while she had asked me to clean the leaves out of the small pool. But nothing too hard. Apparently the yard service she had hired had not done well.

Short story shorter, I said yes and showed up at her place the next day early in the morning.

She showed me around, pointed out what she wanted done and so on. She let slip at one point that the service folks had been "rude" and "slipshod". What ever that meant. I just made it a point to always call her Ms. Melonosky and to always make eye contact.

So I mowed the lawn and started to weed the front flower beds. She really did have some nice plants and all. She had been kind enough to point out the weeds from the plants which really helped. I didn't want to pull up anything that didn't need to be pulled. And I was no horticulturist!

I had noticed that she was peeking out the windows from time to time as I worked. I'm sure she was making sure that I was working and doing what she wanted. I had expected her to do that. So everything seemed to be going about as well as I could expect.

At some point, after the sun was fully up, I doffed my t-shirt, slathered on some sun screen and went back to work.

She started checking on me more frequently. A couple of times she came out to point out some nit-picky little detail that she wanted attended to.

I'm not the sharpest pencil in the box but it occurred to me that she was checking me out on these visits. She even touched me once, on the tricep, while directing me to some little thing. It was weird! She was close to twice my age - somewhere between forty and fifty.

It was true that she had pretty, long dark hair. And her eyes were really blue. But still!?

I was almost done when she came out again.

"Andy, could you please deal with the leaves in the pool before you go home?" she asked.

"Of course Ms. Melonosky." I replied. And a few minutes later I was skimming the pool. As I worked the patio door opened and Ms. Melonosky came out and started puttering around. She had changed. No longer in the dress that she had been wearing she was wrapped in a robe that reached to mid-thigh. She had on mules with a three inch heel. They made her legs look longer. Actually, as I kept glancing at her she was looking a lot better than I would have thought. The robe parted a couple of times allowing me to see her thighs which were looking good! She bent over a couple of times and her butt looked really good under that robe.

And the robe also let me note another aspect that had escaped my attention earlier. Ms. Melonosky had some large breasts. I mean, it wasn't like she was showing off her chest. It was just that with the robe tied off at the waist, it pulled in over her bosom and allowed me to get a better sense of the size of her boobs. Which were definitely on the larger size!

I'd seen lots of busty women at T.I.T.S. Ms. Melonosky would have fit right in toward the upper end of the spectrum. She glanced my way from time to time as she moved patio furniture here and there. She moved a chaise lounge into the direct sunlight. She laid out a towel and several pillows. She looked like she was getting ready to bask in the sun. Was I going to see her in a swimsuit? That would be really different. She was such a snobbish prude!

"Andy, you look like you're getting red. Would you like me to put on some more sun screen?"

I thought fast. This was completely out of the norm for her!

"Gee, Ms. Melonosky that would be great," I responded.

"Okay, turn around," she said as she walked toward me. "Let me get your shoulders and back first."

She squirted a handful of cream from the bottle and started to smooth it over my shoulders. She tucked the bottle into her robe and used both hands. She went lower and then back to my shoulders. Getting more cream she spread it onto my lower back. Her touch was gentle, caressing! It felt really good as she worked.

She moved around to face me while putting more cream on her hands.

Her tongue peeked out between her lips as she spread the lotion over my shoulders and upper chest. She began spreading it lower and lower. She licked her lips a couple of times as she worked. And she glanced into my eyes as she went.

"I must say, you are in great condition, Andy!" Did she purr when she said that? She did! She purred! Her fingers were stroking across my abs while she purred about how toned and buff I was! This was Ms. Melonosky?

The lower she went the better I felt. And I have to admit that it was getting a reaction from me. I was growing a chubby under her ministrations. And she seemed to notice! I saw her tongue flash out to wet her lips while she was looking at the results her massaging was having on me.

"Let me get your legs, too, Andy." She knelt in front of me before I could respond. Looking down at her I saw that her robe had sagged open. I could see her cleavage between her breasts. And it was much more impressive than I would have imagined. If I had ever imagined it before. Which I had not!

But there were two large hemispheres on display between the halves of her robe! As I watched she swept her hair behind her, allowing me an even better view! Did she do that on purpose? Nah...

She was running her hands up and down my legs. Switching back and forth. Covering me from my ankles to the hem of my shorts. Did her finger tips slip under my pants leg? Yep, they did! Again!

Her lips were pursed as she concentrated on what she was doing. Her tongue stuck out one corner of her mouth.

The combination of being able to see her boobs and the feel of her hands on my legs had a predictable effect. I was growing a stiffie in my shorts. Right in front of Ms. Melonosky! How embarrassing was this? She could see it if she lifted her head.

And then she did! She lifter her head and gazed right at my expanding hard-on! I wasn't sure what to expect but she surprised me.

She didn't react. Well, I mean she blinked a couple of times but she didn't yell or scream or anything like that. She just blinked, licked her lips and stood up in front of me.

She was standing real close to me. In a robe with her tits pushing the halves apart. She was smirking a little and her tongue licked her lips again.

"Andy, would you put some sun screen on me? I'm going to lie in the sun for a while and I don't want to burn."

"Ah, um, oh, okay, Ms. Melonosky." She handed me the bottle, turned her back on me and allowed her robe to slide to her waist!

Her back was completely bare! No straps! Just smooth, lightly tanned skin!

Was she even wearing a swimsuit? Well, there was something. There was a strap tied at her neck. That was all.

Tying to steady my hands I spurted cream into my palms and began to slather it over her shoulders. She was wearing a bikini! Not a full swim suit but a bikini! Another unexpected twist!

This outfit was going to allow her to get an all-over tan for sure!

I worked my way south noticing as I went that she was surprisingly muscular. Her waist was long and slender with out the excess flesh that I might have expected. It seems that Ms. Melonosky. was in remarkable shape for a woman of her apparent age.

As I got the point where her robe was draped over her bottom she let it slide to the ground.

Ye Gods! She was wearing a thong! A fucking thong! There was a slim strap that wrapped around her waist, met in the middle of her back and then dove between her ass cheeks and disappeared! Holy Crap! She had the butt of a teenage cheerleader! And I had seen several of those in the past year!

"What are you waiting for, Andy?" she asked looking over her shoulder.

"Um, sorry, I just, ah, I mean, um." I was stammering badly.

I put more cream into my hands and worked my way up from her ankles. I made sure to cover both the front of her legs and thighs, reaching around and between her legs as I went.

I hesitated as I got the bottom of her, well, her bottom.

"Don't stop, Andy, I really don't want to get burned. Are you embarrassed?" she wondered.

"Oh, no ma'am, not embarrassed at all. You look fabulous, I'm just that is I need more cream." So I reloaded and started to spread it over her butt cheeks.

She really did have the butt of a teenage cheerleader. Better than some that I had met, even! I tried not to be too, well, too pervy. I just wiped it on. But I couldn't help but notice how firm and springy those cheeks were! God they were a really nice handful! I was wiping more on as I watched my hands move back and forth. Her cheeks flexed under my hands as I worked.

"Alright, Andy, I think that's enough," she interrupted my contemplation and manipulation of that butt. There was a trace of amusement in her voice as I stood up. I was bulging at the groin from the close encounter with her butt.

And she noticed as she turned to stand in front of me. I saw her eyes lock onto my groin as we faced each other. She seemed impressed!

For my part, my eyes were locked on her breasts! These were definitely not the breasts of a forty or fifty year old! They were huge bulging breasts that sprang forth from her chest! They were only marginally covered by a slingshot bikini top that was the skimpiest swimsuit I had ever imagined

The parts that covered her breasts didn't really cover her breasts! Those straps were no more than three inches wide where they covered her nipples and aureola. They covered, but only just! Those were some giant breasts!

Below, I could just barely see that her pussy was hidden. She had to have shaved. There was no pubic hair to be seen. And if the suit slid any lower I could have seen the upper part of her cunt lips, I was sure!

She was looking into my eyes, watching my reaction as I gazed at her. As I stared at the largest, firmest tits I had ever seen. Her midsection was tight, fat free and muscular.

But the main attraction was her tits! Tits was the right word. These were not breasts. They were TITS! in capital letters. With an exclamation point! Huge, pointy, jutting-out-from-her-chest TITS!

Ms. Melonosky cupped those TITS from below and hefted them for my evaluation. She took her hands way and we both watched as they shivered to a stop pointing right at me!

"My late husband insisted on buying these for me." she explained. She took the sunscreen from me. "He didn't have many chances to enjoy them, I'm afraid."

She pointed the bottle at herself and spurted cream over the upper swells of her TITS! The thick liquid started to slowly ooze down over her majestic mounds. I can't tell you how erotic that looked! Thick, white rivulets of ooze slowly working their way over the dramatic curves of her TITS!

"Well?," she asked. "Aren't you going to finish the job? I can't afford to get sunburned! I insist that you get back to work, Andy!"

"Yuh, um. Guh." I was past tongue-tied. On autopilot, my hands rose and began to smooth the sunscreen over her TITS! God they felt amazing! Solid! Firm and so smooth!

Ms. Melonosky. had a set of amazing, large, bulging breast implants! So out of character for the snob of the neighborhood! Her husband had 'insisted' on buying them for her? And she had gone along with it? WTF?

My hands were filled and overfilled with her big silicone wonders. I was working the cream into her skin. I circled my hands around their circumference, spreading sun screen from the top to the sides and then to the bottom. Making a short detour I made sure to get some into her belly button which caused her to giggle.

Her giggles caused her TITS! to bounce and quiver. Which brought my hands back to their original mission. Ms. Melonosky had dropped some more lotion into the top of her cleavage.

"Don't forget to get between them, Andy" she instructed while biting her lower lip. There was plenty of room for both my hands to work between her TITS! It was like handling volleyballs. Or basket, no, they weren't that big! But maybe large volleyballs?

"Oh, I don't want to get these sunburned," she purred. She reached up and pulled the left bikini strap farther to the left which exposed her nipple. She did the same with the right hand one as well. The straps were only a couple of inches wide and had barely hidden her aureole and her erect nipples! Now that the straps were pressing inward from the sides her cleavage was even deeper and more dramatic than before!

"Come on, Andy, I shouldn't have to show you how to do this!" she growled at me as she pulled my hands to her TITS! and pushed them around her nipples. She groaned out loud as she manipulated her TITS! with my hands! Now, when I pushed my hand between her TITS! I could feel them on both the palm and the back of my hand as I rubbed up and down. Man, that was sexy! I was hard as a rock in my pants.

And Ms. Melonosky knew it! She was purring to herself as she ran her hands up and down and across my groin. While I kept on attending to her TITS! I felt her draw down my zipper. She tried to pull my dick out of my pants but it was too stiff and too long for her to do that.

"Gosh, Andy, you are really hung, aren't you?"

I didn't reply, I just kept on feeling up the biggest, firmest set of TITS! I had ever encountered.

"I mean, I always thought my late husband was well equipped. He measured almost eight inches long. I thought that was so big! But this," she squeezed my dick so i knew what she was talking about, "this has to be inches longer than he was. And thicker too. And I can't wait to see it!"

Using my belt loops as handles she dragged me to a chaise lounge that was out of the sunlight. As she sat on the chaise she managed to pull my shorts and my underwear to my ankles!

"Oh, My, God!" she exclaimed. "So pretty! So very, very pretty! You have to be more than ten inches long, Andy!"

I didn't contradict her. If she wanted to think I had a huge dick I wasn't going to say no. Ten inches is pretty big and I knew that was how long my dick stretched out in front of me when I was hard. And I was freaking hard now!

"Oh, I want a taste," she exclaimed before she started running her lips up and down my shaft. Any softness there might have been vanished as she did this. It felt amazing! I was beginning to think there was more to Ms. Melonosky than her reputation of being a prudish snob!

Her lips pressed against the head of my cock and her tongue flashed out to lick up the precum that had been seeping out.

"Yummy," she judged as she licked her lips clean. "You taste so yummy, Andy"

I was just standing there, trembling, as she kept on stroking me and sucking on my rock hard dick.

After a little while Ms. Melonosky pulled away and looked up into my eyes.

"You have the biggest, nicest, loveliest cock I've ever seen! Now, I know a trick that I think you are going to love. I haven't had a chance to do it in a while so I may be a little rusty, but I want to show you.

"Have you gotten a tittie fuck, Andy? You have? Those college girl must be a little slutty, huh?" She giggled. "Well, I'm sluttier, and I have bigger TITS! too, I bet!" Well I had seen some girls at school who were bigger, but I hadn't had the luck to bed any of them. Ms. Melonosky had the biggest TITS! that I personally had ever handled or seen naked.

"Let me show you my trick!" She positioned her bikini bra straps to either side of her TITS! and then she slid my cock between her boobs. I'd had this done several times at college and I always enjoyed it. But now she did something unexpected.

She was grinning up at me as she took her hands away. Looking me in the eyes she challenged me. "Have any of those young sluts at college been able to give you a 'hands free tittie fuck'?" she asked.

"I don't know what that is, " I told her, truthfully. All of the titty fucks I'd gotten involved me riding my partner's rib cage or having her hold her tits up around my dick while she pounded them up and down until I came.

"Watch," she said. "Watch and learn!"

Leaving her hands at her side she began to bounce up and down. Just a few inches at a time but the results were remarkable. Her TITS! started to jiggle up and down in counterpoint to her rising and falling torso. And her TITS! had my cock trapped between them. They were not letting go! I could feel her boobs stroking my dick between them as they jiggled and flexed around it. It felt amazing! And it was all done, as she had bragged, with out her having to squeeze herself around me.

"How does that feel, Andy? Do you like the way my big TITS! can handle your big, long cock all by themselves? You're going to cum soon aren't you? I hope so, I want to see how much you can cum and I want to taste your cum!"

In fact it was only a matter of moments when I started to spurt over Ms. Melonosky. The first spurt hit her under her chin, the next flew past her head to land on the patio behind her. The rest she caught in her mouth. She pulled me free of her titty trap and slammed her mouth over my spewing dick. She took every thing I had to offer and cleaned me up scrupulously!

I was clean as a whistle when she was done.

"Golly, that was amazing Ms. Melonosky!"

"Well, come inside and let us see what other mischief we can get you up to," she responded. She stood up, grasped my dick in her right hand and tugged me into the house.

"Why don't you call home and tell your folks that there are more chores here and you'll be back later. After dinner. I'll feed you. As long as you'll feed me!" She gave me the sexiest look I'd ever seen.

She handed me the phone and as I was talking to my Mom she was making a meal of me. She had my dick almost half way down her throat! I was afraid that the slurping, liquid sounds would give the game away but Mom didn't say anything other than to tell me not to let Ms. Melonosky take advantage of me.

'Ha, take advantage of me' I thought as I blew my second load of the day into her eager swallowing mouth. She, again, was meticulous in making sure that she had collected it all. None of this spitting into a napkin or tissue for Ms. Melonosky Nope, she swallowed every bit of it and looked for more!