All Comments on 'Statistically, February Sucks'

Uh... okay?

Not a loving wives story. Wrong category.

Fantastic!

ROFLMAO!!! Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off! The February Sucks winner, panties down!

Right story, right category, right on. The bigger they are, the better target they make. Your story is priceless!

This went down a path I was not expecting. Original!

Funny and with a wife that didn’t betray her husband. 2 stars for that. Next we get the Asshole taken down publicly for 1 more star. Then as an added bonus, Linda actually recognizes that Dee is a clueless idiot for another star , giving this version a final tally of 4 stars. It didn’t get the fifth star because his two linemen wing men didn’t come rescue him from an angry woman!

You got me. Brilliant and I know nothing about American "football".

This story is at least 5 standard deviations better than the average Feb Sucks sequel. Well done!

A true loving wife, she just loves football too, if the player is too thick to Handel the ball he needs to change occupation. Great story the best February Sucks story so far, this one just shows a loving wife in a different situation.

fun take

Nice. And unexpected. The Tramp approves. 5*

Good one , unexpected but good

Good story!

5

Go niners

That was a fun one

5stars

The first 5 I’ve given a Feb Sux since saddletramp.

That was unexpected And 5 stars.

HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

He bobbled this pass as well. D

I loved the clue “you have him, don’t you?” which we saw played out in the confrontation in the secluded corner. You captured the matter-of-fact absorption of detail that is common to Fantasy Leaguers, just as vividly as the disgust for the FFLers who just ‘get lucky.’

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Considering how many sagas we have been treated to re Linda, Marc and Jim, your treatment is mercifully short. Thank you. But effective. Thanks again.

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My only problem is envisioning Linda getting worked up and then dropping into a split sans panties. What contaminants lurking on the floor of Morrison’s did she pick up between the inflamed voracious lips of her pussy? And how will she explain to Jim that she needs an antiseptic wipe (the odor of which will definitely kill the mood) prior to getting frisky?

Stupid stupid stupid.

Why?

Nice play on words in the summary and amusing for those football fans among us. It’s one thing to have a unique idea but you implemented it really well too. Marc getting kneed in the balls is always a plus. 5 Stars.

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If Linda could meet Kyle Shanahan and Arthur Smith in a club sometime I’d appreciate that. ;)

Wow, a new take, and it's good!

Now that was fun — drives me nuts when the players I’ve drafted whether golf, football, basketball - whatever — screw up and cost me points.

I had to read it again (twice, tbh). Brilliant, although the center letting the mlb make the stop deserves a bit of the credit.

That was a fun surprise take on this one - love it!

Funny ass story, laughed my ass off. Thanks for your writing.

Imaginative and definitely different.

Absolutely hilarious! She nailed the asshole. The Gator laughed out loud.

Burning the bastered done by wife (loyal or bitch) is the best. When she burns the bastered after submitting to him as a remorse, guilt, or reconciliation with husband it is a satisfactory end of the story. If she remains loyal and crush his nuts, it is not erotic story as in this case.

Love it!

One of the best versions of this story? Excellent!!

10 Big Blazing Stars for the ABSOLUTELY BEST February Sucks Ending that I have read, including the two that I have written! LOL Linda kicks LaValliers ASS! LOL beautiful. Ha Ha Ha. I loved it. thanks for the Effort, the writing and the imagination! Perfect! Buster2U

Love this version! I had a good laugh at the ending! 10*

Easily the best follow-up of them all. Funny, clever and superbly written. 5*.

OOH!!!!

What a 'fuck up' ,purposeless ,clueless ,directionless, narration

Fun tangent. People who don't like it probably aren't familiar with fantasy football

5 extra stars for Niners nod!

That was refreshingly different. Why not trade for Kelce?

Funny. I like satire.

That was a fun twist.

Another different direction. A fun read.

Hey, now this is fun. Poor Jim has been screwed every way possible and Linda has suffered, too! May they both Rest In Literotica Peace…

Very funny! Thanks

5***** LMAO! One of the top 10% Feb Sux stories! I want to draft Linda. I get a good player and a cheerleader in the same person. Write On!

Liked the different direction.

Hooked

Wow. Didn’t expect that.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done!

BEAUTIFUL!!! I loved it. Totally out of left field, or should I say, the end zone. 10 stars because I pay extra for the honor, and you deserve it. The Bear thanks you. Good one.

The BEAR

That was really great!!!!!5 plus stars, finally a little humor with the FEB Sucks crowd! Hell hath no fury like a woman football fan!

I gave it 2 stars only b/c it was an original take on the most re-written story on the website. However, the content of the story doesn't really fit the LW story, other than it is a variation on Feb Sucks. I have to admit also that I would not be a fan of my wife exposing her body to some asshole, even it if was to get revenge. Seems pretty childish to me. This is a 1 star story with a little bit of originality to get up to 2.

what fun. Leave it to you two to come up with something different and fun

"Always look the ball into your hands." Is something missing here or am I missing something?

I'm on The BEAR's side (even though he's obviously from Chicago). Unexpected and thoroughly pleasant.

Amusing Thanks for writing

Finally! A Feb sucks story that had an intelligent woman (Linda) for a change. THANK YOU!

I really liked this version of the story, by far the best so far!

Love the story fun and lighthearted cudos

Funny, funny, funny. Thank you. Tanglosax

Worst Feb Sux takeoff I’ve read yet. Seriously? 1 star.

That was seriously good. Well written, funny, and the dialogue was spot on.

YES! I likes it!

I mean, totally silly but was pretty funny. Her beating him up over fantasy football is hilarious but also pretty unbelievable. Thanks for sharing.

I hate football but I loved that Marc has to lose his man card for being beaten up by a girl lol has to be 5 stars

LOL!!

...a most excellent reimagining of the tale.

Hell hath no fury, and all that.

Linda ascendant.

That was absolutely hysterical .. I've been laughing continuously for ten minutes. fantasy football revenge. Original brilliant well written funny.

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Out fucking standing

This is pure nonsense. A welcome change from the average Febsux take ;)

I like this one as I too know the agony of a blown fantasy championship.

As much as I hate the character Marc LaValliere, your story doesn't fit. In essence Linda deliberately entices him (no bar or panties) by showing him her assets, then assaults him. This story makes no sense since it is based on the February Sucks story.

Not LW but an entertaining read …4

The original was a great story - oft retold and retold to death. I'm completely over it. Please stop.

Over the breadth of these stories, I've formed an overall opinion of Dee. The only thing that could make her keep Kittle is the long hair (not the beard). Apparently, that stuff counts with her.

Fresh new take on FS. Thank you.

WOW The 76th sux story I have read and one of the best (jaybee186)

Dumb as a brick tale. Utterly irrelevant.

3 stas

Gave a 5 for an overall good story. But a palm strike to the kidney? Do your homework!

Finally a version where Marc gets the treatment that he deserves from a woman that showed him that she knew what she was talking about.

As a Brit who understands cricket but has no clue about "Football". I loved it, took the source and quite litterally ran with it in a new direction. Well done.

Love your imagination! Thanks for the romp!

The master got his, and it wasn't the HO! Love it, 10 stars!!

Interesting take, even though it deviated from GA'd story 1800 degrees. Well written, though. Four stars from me.

JPB NOT BOB

I guess that if I knew the first thing about American 'football' or who Joe Namath is this might have been a good read.

JR

Only four... no prostituting would have landed a five. Thanks for the humor BTW.

I am not American. I'm Asian.

Aside from giving Marc free peeks at boobs and vagina...

WTH was that??!

Almost useless femdom nonsense.

Very nice. 5 and an extra star for the Kittle shout-out. I'm still sick over the Superbowl, but that's football.

That was a great twist, well done.

What??? A Linda who is faithful and has genuine love for her husband? How refreshing!!!!!

As Robinhod said why?

Why would anyone read this story? BECAUSE IT’S HILAIROUS. Well constructed and written too. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

When Dee asked you have him I expected a list of people she could have an affair with. Well done.

So, essentially, yet another Feb Sux retread where Linda is a bitch. Oh boy. So glad Robertabob came back strong.

Linda kicking ass, no name required.

Fucking brilliant. Over the span of the original and perhaps 40 follow up stories I have come to hate Linda with a passion. This take has redeemed her in my eyes. Whereas I reveled in her mental breakdown downs, deaths and public humiliations in those others, this Linda I would love to have a beer and watch a game with. Sometimes it's hard to find a guy to watch football with that has her apparent depth of understanding of the nuances of the greatest team sport in existence

When Dee said, "Don't you have him," I thought it was as a celebrity hall pass.

It's tough to find a new spin on this trope, but you've done it. Great job!

Awful. Stupid. Boring.

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2 **

That's a February that didn't suck quite as badly! Geaux Saints

Funny as all get out. Great job.