This story has started out so bad there is no reason to go further. Why not rewrite one of your other 2600+ stories... oh. They are all rewrites of the same bad story.
I am Samuelx. I am Black. I am Male. I was born in Cap-Haitien, Northern Haiti, and raised in Brockton, Massachusetts. I now live in Canada. I am the one and only Haitian Trickster, and quite simply live only by my own rules. I...