by WaxPhilosophic
...make the abusive lubbers walk the airlock and don't bother with the spacesuits!" How's that for calm and motherly, Wax? Come on, fellow readers---all aboard The Black Prince for fun and adventure in the void where you'll find plenty of stars, not just five!
This one was hilarious. "This is going to be tricky. You might want to put some pants on." I almost spat out my water when I read that. Can't wait for the next installment.
Ok I would honestly read this as a legit book, the world building is great and the characters are indearing
Thanks everyone on the comments so far. "Arghh, yer makin' me grin like a fool."
There's more chapters at the ready as well as some still rattling around in my head. Check back soon.
Aye Aye Cap'n ,permission to come aboard
Another great chapter , I forsee alot of fun and frolics for our pirates, sorry ,space pirates
Stonking good story this Wax , thank you
Jc
"a big ole flying space penis... Ejaculating death"
That is an instant classic line Wax. And the Kobayashi Maru. Too funny. I'm loving this story. Keep the episodes coming.
I know its been said before, but "Kobayashi Maru"? Brilliant!
And so our gallant Skipper and her first mate begin assembling their crew.
An amusing and engaging start Wax :)