All Comments on 'Tampyre'

Some females would see that as gross but i would welcome it.... and it was funny too

I thought it was very well written and a new, interestng take on the vampire story. Unfortunately the system wouldn't register a vote. I'll try to come back later and do that.

The system would not accept my vote either 5 Excellent

I liked your story, especially because it ignores how easy it is to get dentures with sharpened and elongated canines, not to mention all the other dental possibilities. It made the whole story more fun by being that much sillier.

This guy will need a booking agent.

According to most stories, vampires drink blood because their own blood is dying and won't support their existance. In that thought, a vampire drinking (dead) menstral blood would be like a mortal eating a mold covered steak.

Interesting look at an old warped punchline.

was very interesting and pretty good imho

HOWEVER, I would love to see a ch2 or hell even this one re-written to be longer and include... hell participation of the female party's (Aka them awake this time...)

GJ keep up the good work

Crazy and amusing story, so thanks, humminbean.

Readers probably have to log in before their vote is accepted.

Such a creative, fun, and erotic story! I think maybe every woman needs a tampyre like Robert. I mean, who wouldn't want to have their period over for the month and get a great orgasm out of the deal?! Great writing, as usual! :D

That was great. Nice job. :)

...have a tampyre like Robert. Me. It never bothered me to lick my love to orgasm(s) when she was on her period. Since giving oral sex was my favorite part, I didn't care if she was bleeding or not. She always made a face at my bloody chin, but she loved it! She's still alive, but she had a hysterectomy a couple of years ago, so no more sauce.

for a dire problem. Nice read, keeps me smiling.

I like the biology lessons you snuck in to your story. Not thrilled with the bordering-on-rape elements, but can see that you tried hard to deal with that by clarifying your character's attitude toward consent and coersion. Please read mine at:

http://www.wattpad.com/14598663-the-cottage?d=m

Its about a vampire who takes his menstruating wife to the cottage for a romantic weekend and, like you, I have tried to include some education. My character's orgasm relieves her menstrual cramps fo eg.