All Comments on 'The Demolition Man'
by AesopsOtherTales
- 260 Comments (Page 2)
trandall9991over 3 years agoI started laughing and couldn't stop. What a BTB story, I am still laughing as I write this. Thanks for the story. I am going to remember this story.
Anonymousover 3 years agoHaving an EOD specialist plotting revenge on the slut wife who cheated on his best friend and left him for her lover could easily have turned gruesome. As it turned out, thankfully, sometimes a dildo is just a dildo.
The well written humor was unexpected but truly enjoyable, especially the dwarf Elvis' proposal. Thank you, Aesops, for both the laughter and your timing of when to share it. Please consider having John return for more mayhem in a future story.
xiluaover 3 years agoI have tears from not being able to stop laughing. It was hilarious. 5*****
PD: I was left waiting for the big bang to happen. Bummer.
skruff101over 3 years agoBest line in this comedy playhouse?
When the sheriff asks John’s girlfriend where John is, her wonderful reply “ Oh shit, he's inside of me right now.”
CLASSIC JUST CLASSIC.
Anonymousover 3 years agoaEesop has developed structure for a new possible category "humerotica". I literally cried during the church scene. It sounds like stuff we used to do.
-ahhh to be young enough to drink again....
Smokepole
enderlocke77over 3 years agoi dont get it so he marries a walking wet dream bc she is a walking wet dream who is non caring and then blames everyone else when she leaves. then we are suppose to believe that he loves her so much that he needs revenge. the retard that blames everyone but himself is a pointless character. one of the characters that show up for a few seconds then is written out. this probably would have done better in humor/satire cat
tizwickyover 3 years agoHilariously funny, I laughed out loud! I really appreciate a good BTB comedy! Well done, 5 stars.
mattenwover 3 years agoA really funny story that gives fantasy a lot of leeway! Narrated with humor and to the point. Revenge can look like this too! Thanks for the hearty laugh!
Anonymousover 3 years agoI haven't laughed so hard at a story in a long time.
Wifey woke up and asked what was so funny, tried to read it to her;
really I did.
Well done.
C_frommnover 3 years agoYou had me hate the wife. Then I started laughing and did not stop as I am writing this. I'm thinking of the Church Scene.
Anonymousover 3 years agoThis was a mean joke to play on a little old man . I laughed so hard I think I pissed my depends.A fine job sir .Please keep writing you have a keen wit . Thanks gramps 52.
Anonymousabout 3 years agoIn Homer Simpson's words: "This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!"
I laughed my ass off with the Elvis Dwarf.
Subzero22about 3 years agoI almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard. Might have killed the mood I was in but I have no regrets.
a_reader_from_germanyabout 3 years ago"Elf-vis", I grinned throughout the story, but at this point I literally hat to LOL!
terraknorabout 3 years agoI love this as much the 2nd time reading as I did the first. A Masterpiece.
Huedogg2almost 3 years agowe did a 12 week story on America's Most wanted. There was a 20 week nation wide man hunt, but in the end it only to one man. John Sparta. They called him the Demolition Man!
trandall9991almost 3 years agoOh my laughing so hard. Demolition just fits perfectly. Nice humorous way to do a BTB.
SimpleGuySquaredalmost 3 years agoAwww fuck!! Loved it!! And I'm not even an Elvis fan, though I'll make an exception for Elfvis :)
Anonymousalmost 3 years agoSecond time reading and still the funniest thing I have ever read . I had tears rolling down my face and my wife of 50 years thinks I'm senile.Please sir keep writing.Thank you for sharing your story.
Anonymousalmost 3 years agoRead it before I will read it again. You have a wonderfully twisted mind.
betrayedbylovealmost 3 years agoYeah
FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
That how you treat a cheating disgusting cunt wife and her asshole lover.
Five Stars
Aethurover 2 years agoNot my frist read through. This isn't the best written story on here, but it's definitely one of the funniest. 5*
opheliusover 2 years ago🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never expected to find a LW story funny, but this one pretty much had me literally ROFL. 5*!
desecrationover 2 years ago"No shit, dickhead, because you trusted the cunt. But that's done now, time to move on." Oh, so that's what "one and done" means. Funny tale, great username.
Anonymousover 2 years agoFunny as hell. MrFreckle said it would make a great movie, and I completely agree. May have to be X-rated, what with the hairy-balled giant dildo and all, but that’s cool. Anyway. Five stars for this Aesop’s fable. And thanks, Aesop.
nixroxover 2 years ago1 star - one man's humor = another man's torture. too bad i am on the far side of that equation.
Anonymousover 2 years agoAHAHAHAHA. Last story was a bit dark. This one had me laughing. Well done dude. Well done
Just_Wordsabout 2 years agoI read it again and it was just as funny the second time. I hope it was as much fun to write as it was to read. I didn't think I'd like John, but we should all have a friend like him.
Anonymousover 1 year agoThat was brilliant, all through the build up I thought he was going to go after John's wife or girlfriend. The we get the actual revenge, but the church part I spat out my own drink and pissed myself laughing. Brilliant 5*'s.
Anonymousover 1 year agoCouldn't stop laughing. To do that to someone with chronic depression is a huge accomplishment. Well done Sir!
