by gldngolfer
You gave me a head ache trying to keep up; and I loved it ;-)
Good job
Clark Gable was acting as a gambler in a Western, and as part of the movie he told a story his father told him.
"My father said, 'Son, one day a man will come up to you with a sealed deck of cards. And he will bet you $50 that he can make the Jack of Diamonds jump out of that deck and piss in your ear. But son, do not make that bet, or you will end up $50 poorer and with an ear full of piss.' Making a bet with the Devil? Well, he learned that lesson, didn't he.