All Comments on 'The First Time I Fucked Her'

None of that was true.

Your grasp of grammar was shite.

I definitely be coming back for seconds or even thirds if she was cool with that

Always wanted sex on a first date

1. " "I think you had better take you're knickers off", I said to her. "

it's your - you're means you are

2. Who are you, Austin Powers?

- that semi-americanised "brittish" language is crap

Dogshit and straight out of the chauvinistic 80s

I will try harder next time on the grammar etc - it was my first attempt - will try harder next time... This is a true story and the dialogue is what was actually said

Spelling and grammar detract from the story.