by leapyearguy
Each of the appropriate parties received the retribution that they deserved. Without violence or bloodshed.
Very fun story, finally nerds represented as the important group that they are.
Fun read. I was expecting to have his finger glued to her rectum with an unknown adhesive. That's OK, dickhead also works.
Verry geeky but good. Surprised his wife got the hot sauce and not the super glue with her fuck buddy. Kind of like two dogs locked together. The ambulance trip to the hospital would have been a sight to see with them joined together in all their glory.
Oh I just love geeks there the best at getting pay back good on them I say
Fantastic story
LOL I thought you were going to put the secret glue in her tube of Analeze and they would both be "Stuck" in the hospital.
We get it, they're geeks. You went overkill on the extensive vocabulary in order to make them sound intelligent. For example, the word "queried," instead of "asked," was definitely overkill, not to mention it made it seem even more repetitive. Also, intelligent people know common phrases such as "...when pigs fly." Ergo, there was no need to rewrite said phrase as "Swine going ariborne." Overkill. Also, don't say that in Ft. Bragg. You'll get your ass kicked.
As with most observers I could have sworn the outcum would take a different tack in the end.None the less a good yarn,
Loved it. Damn, He should have inserted some of that superglue in the lube, but that's been done before. Great story for 5 BIG ASS FUCKING FLAMING STARS!
Excellent chooses! Penny has to be the new flavor, but you should have let him TRY her out. No question that she isn't ready. I also liked the fact that Dana pick up on what Tommy had done to the lube. I'll have to remember Penny's little addition. So Harvey was the one fucking her, and apparently for some time, and I think Dana had just realized she had made a big mistake, but it was to late. Good story line. Well done. Keep writing.
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There's that formula again. BTB and ride into the sunset with a nympho slut just waiting in the wings. Seriously??? You ARE talented! WTF???
nerd and geek are 2 diff things i think ur thinking of a nerd not a geek
Nice one. I was sure the wife and loverboy were going to get stuck to each other. This twist is SO much better.
I hope Penny has a passport and visa ready but why nitpick, I laughed until I had tears in my eyes when he super glued his cock to his nose and put him out for all to see. Haven't laughed that hard in a looong time, damn there must be something wrong with me - (and God knows ole "leapyear" is warped!)
I only gave it 2 stars...because in my eyes...this is an unfinished story..............
I kinda expected the cheating wife and dimwit to be stuck together but the peppers in the pooper was equally nice.
Cute. The nurse could take his insurance information over the phone but couldn't, under any circumstances, divulge any patient information over the phone??
The wife's regret and the way she came clean in the hospital was original here. There were no lies. She confessed in a very genuine manner and that made the divorce almost regrettable, but what other choice was there?
or anything done against some one is a fairy tale ending. Its funny but it does happen alot.
This was so awesome and probably one of my favorite stories on here. You put together a intellectual farce. I think that is simply fantastic.
The cheating fools are damm lucky he didn't put that new glue in the astroglide. They would have ended up in surgery with her probably needing a colonoscopy bag, and him probably losing his penis. Lastly our geek hero probably would have gone to jail. Of course he could have left a special modified bottle of astroglide for Dana to have fun with later - Krazy glue would have worked too.
Good story needs a part rwo, love to see Tommy's continuing transformation.
Such an uplift from your regular crappy stuff. You should probably stick to humor and leave psychobabble to others.
Good plot and funny stuff.
Dimwit was a real dickhead. That was a hot and nasty story. I'm so glad I spent some time this afternoon reading your work. It's been fun, especially this different kind of "burn" the bitch.
Penelope paused for a few seconds, "That would seem highly improbable Thomas, unless she intends to insert her face into someone's rectal cavity
This has to rate as one of the great statements of all time.
A funny little story that holds the reader from start to finish. I love the recipe for astroglide. I wish I would have thought of that one in my two divorces.
GREAT TONGUE IN CHEEK (or should I say nob on nose) LITTLE STORY, REALLY WELL WRITTEN AND ENJOYABLE ( for those of us with a sense of humour unlike some commenters) ,JUST 5*****.
Thoroughly enjoyed your use of the English Language. One or two minor mistakes but really hilarious. Thank you - And yes, five stars!
Otherwise not a bad tale - but the writer needs to learn how to write. And don't pretend to be a geek - geeks to not write that way.
... geeks to not think or speak this way... I doubt the author has ever known a real geek....
Very very well done.
The cheating cunt got an appropriate punishment. She will feel it for a quite a while without any permanent damage.
And dickhead... beautiful !!! Absolutely perfect.. Not just because of fucking his wife, she spread her legs willingly for the douchebag.. no it is for his behaviour.
Such perfect humiliation!
Very creative. Again, well done.
Read it again. I am still smiling and chuckling about this story.
I love your to gue in cheek dry humor...it sneaks up on you and totally sandbagged me. Thank you for a five stars effort.
Don't know how I never read this story. The good guy wins and the cheaters lose. I have the picture of the dick-nose tied to his chair in my head and I chuckle every time I think about it. Good Job and Thanks for a funny and good story.
Hated seeing you mistake drug and dragged. I have no idea why people keep saying drug.
Author on this site that, when writing a story about a 'geek' at least made the effort to write him as such, and have him speak in a way we would expect. Most other authors just write "He was a geek", and offer no evidence, so well done. The way you wrote him made him more believable, and added some humour, even if some of the words used were wrong, but that doesn't really matter. Enjoyable and well written.
Can't write much, still rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
I had expected his miracle formula to be mixed with the ASStroglide instead of the capsaicin.
Either way, it worked out the same.
I also loved the creative use of language. i.e. nose to the grindstone, etc. very humourous. thanks.
except Tommy was already used, TK U MLJ LV NV
If a cheating wife story can have a happy ending other than a BTB ending - you are the guy to write it!
Someone actually managed to spin a tale with a real "dick-head" in it. I chuckled pretty good at that part.
It was better the second time around. The good guy won in the end. It rarely happens but when it does its great.
You did well taking on the person of the geek ultimate - Tom and Penny were both fun and possible.
Neither is nearly as stereotypical as some might think but that was still a fun ride - Thanks -
do the do=si=do and dangled too far dangeously. TK U MLJ LV NV
Humorous Cruel Revenge Story. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha and a fig for the revenge story haters.The geek learnt the special technic for takeing longer his erection (in good sexual handbooks are written this technic) without medicin, he is man of the science and sexuality is a part of the science. A good revenge story has good epiloge with the second chance (for the dumb creampieeaters and loverboys the second chance=new woman) and here we, readers and Tom got a beautiful second chance for Japan. Penelope assisted him in the revenge............
Thank You Author for this humorous story and for one of the best TLW story "Strickly Business Ch 02".
Headline; A GEEK IS NOW A MAN
Loses cheating wife, cheating boyfriend gets canned and he goes to Japan with his beautiful assistant to make his millions. No cuck wimp here. In fact, new headline:
ALPHA MALE BORN TODAY
OH YEAH
I thought he was going to put his miracle compound in the Astroglide. Then she couldn't deny fooling around. Good Story!
Your attempt to appear intelligent by over use of your thesaurus at first was tedious, then irritating and finally so distracting as to negate any reason to continue reading your story.
Japan is nice this time of year, especially with a Pretty Penny. TK U MLJ LV NV
But using it on the asshole boss worked out even better. Good story!
very well written story your command on the language is commendable. I just see one problem. I was planning to write some stories myself but reading this story has raised the bar so high that I dont think i can measureup yet so i guess i will have to put my writing off for the time being and just request you to post some more.
Your wit and cleverness made this a fun story transcending the subject.
Well done. Do more.
Way to go!
Excellent characterizations and just the right touch of humor. Quite an enjoyable story.
I so understand the pain poor Mr Dimwitty suffered as I love chili con carne I chopped some fresh hot chili peppers, while it was cooking I needed to go, well you know where, and my girlfriend discovered me half naked with a plastic container filled with ice cubes and water bathing my little friend, the shame...
Washing your hands doesn't cut it, it happened a second time, now I use rubber gloves.
I always vote, but rarely comment, but damn dude. This is going on my favs list. Great job. Just found your submissions, and reading through them. Gotta love your, "In your face," style of spinning a tale. I'm not sure that everything you write would hold H2O, (lol) but damn enjoyable entertainment. Keep it up. Thanks. *****
not the usual prose you read here. i think LYG have been spending too much time w/ Marsh Alien. "That would seem highly improbable Thomas, unless she intends to insert her face into someone's rectal cavity." love that.
<p>After reading the title and the first paragraph, my first thought was that this story was very similar in premise to Scorpio44’s story “Enough Wimps!” which was published on 3/29/06 and had the descriptor “cheating is a sticky proposition”.</p>
<p>Scorpio44’s story is a pretty tough revenge tale. This story springs forth from the same root except there is more development around the main character having been a geek. </p>
<p>I found the outcome to be predictable and the revenge aspect almost not worth stating. Given the title, more time should have been devoted to the wife’s discomfort after her ‘acccident’.</p>
<p>You have written more interesting stories. I await you next publication. This story is memorable only in it’s similarity to another.</p>
You are so right...I am almost ready to cry, unless the two of you may be ready to do something about it...
Thanks Leapyearguy, this is the best thing written in the last few days. I loved it.
I look forward to the days when LYG has a new story posted. Compare this to the usual fare we find here, but wait! There is no comparison! Thanks.
Certainly not after they finish top degrees in advanced science, computers, engineering and such and can move all sorts of bad things on you which you can't even name! I enjoyed the humor and the language. As far as him being self aware - not so much. How could every one around him but himself could be blamed for agreeing to live like a door mat Eh? A nice change would have been if he took responsibility for his inner geek and glued himself - no I'm kidding...If he just admitted that he played the victim for to long and then continued with his plan...
under humor, i would rate it "100". because when you are into satire and humor, you caricature others. the wife here, "honey, you won't leave me, if I was sick, right? well, I am addicted to sex!" was made to be a cardboard puppet, withsomeone pulling her strings, talking for her. <p>
the author spent a bit of time building the character of the hero/nerd; but have him interact with a cardboard puppet as a wife? that's not real enough... authors really need to come up with intelligent antagonists, too. women, as well as men, who cheat could still be smart, thinking, and calculating and carry on intelligent debates, even if they are destined to lose at the end,,,
Humor amongst the vowels and revenge from the turds er nurds - or is it nerds like in nerds and whey?<P>
No matter - you have the magic dictionharry and the Three (3) Sarous at a rompish gait which isn't easy and much appreciated<P>
In fact looked forward to with envy - more or less.<P>
With Very High Regard
Don't piss off the geek! They are creative in their revenge. Another fine tale from a very warped mind, I like that in an author!