by PadmaBear
Poor written, unimaginative drivel. Obviously written by someone full of anger about men and their cocks. I laughed out loud after reading the last paragraphs.
It's great! I loved it~
Some people, y'know, just don't understand satire.
Yeah, wow... You're supposed to laugh out loud dummy, that's why it's called *satire*. Look it up. I'm left wondering why you read the entire story if you hated it so much. Actually, I like my cock quite a bit. Heh..