All Comments on 'The Legendary C.P. Swallows'

The pun ought to be punishable. It should be drawn and quoted.

I did NOT see that cumming.

Omfg what a brilliant pun and story 👏 🤣🤣🤣

A shaggy dog story ! i looove it

Drawn and quoted.

Damn! Ya got me! 🤣

Wonderful!

AAAA+

I'm a groan man,

but still didn't see the classic shaggy dog shambling my way

This was hilarious, well done.

I’m just disappointed in myself.

<groan!>

I have to admit, I didn't notice the subtle hints along the way, and I didn't see it coming. That last line let me tie it all together. Nicely done.

I hope you are still looking at comments occasionally, because I want you to know that I LOVED it. Thank you.

Well played, you magnificent bastard.

...would be proud! Well done!

That one hurt. Ever since childhood I've had an affinity for puns or jokes that made you groan as much as laugh. When I encounter them in a joke or story I can almost always spot the set-up. Not this time, not even close. You even made the icky-bod connection more than once. My wife said to be sure and thank you. She'd been married to me for 27 years and never knew milk would come out my nose.

Clever word play

nice pun

Thats hilarious, its a bloody long joke, and damn fine too, what a punch line!

it was great

Best closing line ever!Without doubt. No competition!

*cackle* Oh my - get thee to a punnery. Fortunately, I like puns. Well, while this story might not be one I'd actively search for on my own, I did enjoy it. You have a good ear for dialogue. I also like the first-person P.O.V. in the story. Nice work.

Yet again you are a veritable fount of knowledge! I can now say I've learned something today from your C.P. character. :)

Thanks for the recommend.

Delightful...very well written.....thank you...

That was so corny at the end but as always I loved the whole thing! ur #1 fan

Oh.My.God.

That was just... delightful. :)

I sure didn't see that one coming (pun intended). Well done shaggy dog story. Kudos.

The jab at the end was a nice trick. *smirks*

We're going to have to get you a separate website for all of your adoring fans and the absolute piles of shining PCs. Excellent job. Really. I was so duped, and I loved it!

And that was certainly worth the read.

Wicked and naughty fun from start to finish. The level of premeditation caught me by surprise at the end. I don't think you'll necessarily need it, but good luck in the contest.

And yet so good. An excellent mixture with a masterful finish *laugh*

Marsh,

You are one sick puppy, and one of the

funniest authors I have ever read! Well told story

with the right amount of suspense and a very nice

twist at the end. We won't talk about the last

line, it's hard to type with belly laughs. That

may be why I waited a few days to comment.

I like this, It's a cute play on words! It reminds me of an adult "Mark Twain" kind of story.

Only you could combine a public service (how to give a blow job) with the perfect punch line...lol

I suppose you think you're pretty clever, huh?

Well you are. Great Halloween story - not too long - with a mule kick at the end. Tremendous

In spite of your dire warnings about how bad this is, I love it. It's wonderfully clever and twisted and thoroughly delightful. And short too! (Happy?)

Charming, delightful, and very, very bad.

I'm with Talenhawk. Didn't know what hit me!! Grateful to Maharat who warned me in time to avoid Daniellekitten's fate. Bad puns make me swoon, damn you, marsh. L8.

Yeah, that was neat!

*grins*

More please!

Maharat

You know what annoys me most? I never saw it coming. I almost always know the ending of a mystery or movie. It kills me that I never saw this. Awesome story.

Seriously, that was awesome!

After reading the punch line I groaned so loud it took several seconds before the giggles started ... but once they did, I had trouble catching my breath! That has to be the longest (and most entertaining!) set-up for any joke ever told through literature. I was bracing myself for a tragic "ghost story" ending, and so was doubly unprepared. It's sheer brilliance, from a fiendishly clever and clearly unprincipled mind. Fantastic work, Mr. Alien!

I feel alienated. This reminds me so much of the jokes Soupy Sales used to tell, except this isn't suitable for daytime TV. I remember the one punchline, "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, Dear." Thanks for the fun.

You, sir, are dangerous! This story should carry a warning - "Under no circumstances should the reader be holding, or swallowing, a drink when reading the end of the story."

Priceless. Consider me suckered into it.

Alex

You can't tell but I'm giving you a standing ovation! This is the best contest story I've read, although your "A Hallowed Tale" isn't far behind. Great work!

That was a very entertaining story... thank you very much!

sell you my soul if you will teach me how to write humor. lololololol...

great story, and one of the worst (in other words, the best) puns I have ever heard or read.

That punch line was absolutely Wonderful. If you don't win well... People need their heads examining. The story held your interest, it had all the attributes of a superb horror tale and the ending was priceless. The winner on All counts. Good luck.

What a twisted mind, you just couldn't resist. That last sentence is just...priceless.

is the best that I have ever read on this site.Brilliant and should be the contest winner.

Clever, imaginative and funny. More, please.

For the pepsi spewage shorted mine out...Oh goodness, Marsh. This one is priceless. Two thumbs way up!!!!