by Skippy47
If killing her love interest's evil cheating wife to set him free isn't the ultimate expression of love, I don't know what is! *****
I guess Lena didn’t care much for the cheating bitch Keri. Don’t know if it was funny, but I just enjoyed it. Shooting a couple of cheaters is always fun. Good one Skip.
Nice and relaxing read with a lot of smiles. Good fun read. Thanks for sharing.
Over the top and funny. People take these stories way to serious . Lighten up and enjoy . Remember what fiction is. Thanks gramps 52
Six months later the same two detectives surveyed the crimescene, Sandy slumped over the dinner table with a huge knife in the back of his neck and physco bitch Lena sat in the corner laughing insanely and repeating over and over "I couldn't take anymore, I now understand why keri did what she did." the detectives looked at one another, nodding in understanding "I guess she heard one too many of his lame assed wisecracks."
You tried for a funny BTB Skippy but sadly the dialogue was just cringe worthy. Sandys pathetic wisecracks and annoying charecter had me praying he got found guilty of murder. Good plot but hateful characters and very poor ending.
mean and cold hearted slut wife sluts around, threatens a good man with financial ruin. abused husband finds love, but can't act on it.
other woman kills slut, and gets away with it. they literally bury the murder weapon AT HER GRAVE, and pee on it for good measure? Can't complain one bit with this story. The selfish bitch didn't even see it coming. I love it.
I can believe it all, even the idiot 8 jurors. If Sandy had brown skin, he would be in prison. God what a fucked up criminal system we have.
There were issues but I gave you 5 starts for them burying the gun at her grave. I’ve never seen that before.
But morbid. I don't think I would like to marry someone who can kill a person. 3 star.
4****. Why not 5? Well....because you did not even hint at what actual EVIDENCE the DA used to get an indictment. Even in a story like this....kinda of important detail 😎
Just when I needed a good laugh with my morning coffee, this little gem came along ....
How sweet it is!!!
"I think we have a pretty good case against you for murder and attempted murder . . ." - They have NO case. He knows someone, who MIGHT know someone, who MAY have committed a murder? Even if they find the killer, and he says he was hired by Petro, they'd have to prove THAT, then they'd have to get Petro to flip on Sandy, and prove THAT. Not exactly a slam dunk.
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If he IS being wire-tapped, the police already know about his involvement with Lena, so dating her shouldn't be an issue.
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He had motive, but not being able to prove where he was isn't really the same as having opportunity, IMHO.
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The DA had LITTLE hope.
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"I saw her get in the trainer's car" - They were killed in his wife's car.
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@AngelRider, I agree. As I said above, they don't even have a circumstantial case (Though, contrary to popular believe, circumstantial cases are actually strong!). Frankly, without the trigger man, or some physical evidence that Sandy did it himself, it never would have come to trial. Better to leave it an open case until they maybe get Petro on something else and use it as leverage to get him to incriminate Sandy.
Skip, I hope this story didn't come from you getting your two COVID shots and going delirious. If so, do an other.
Murder is not something to laugh about but, this was a really read. 5*
HDK would have been proud of some parts-and that's high praise.
Note to US authors and commenters:
Please stop the nursery-floor level political BS. It's starting to pollute this site. You face much bigger issues than your weird second amendment. Your roof's falling in-much to your potential friend's dismay; squabbling won't solve the problem. Democracy only works when you meet in the middle.
5* Way over the hill plot and characters really works. Piss and dance on the slut's grave...Priceless!!!
But, if Sandy was white trailer trash, from the wrong side of the tracks; he would've been buried under the prison that he would've been sent to...
And yes, hilarious. I might should have seen the true perp coming. No way I see the burial of the gun coming. Hope they wiped it first. Awesome story. Dark comedy, but awesome.
That was hilarious. Over the top fun. Loved the grave site dialogue; creative, new, and morbidly funny. Love it. 5*****
Absolutely amazing finish. Your stories have the absolute best original ideas. Burying the gun over her grave, peeing on her, then dance on her grave when you propose the other women. You are one twisted sick story teller - Luv It!
It's been a while since I've laughed this hard at a Loving Wives story. Very enjoyable. May I suggest reading "Not Guilty" by Harddaysknight for another chuckle.
I can see how it might strike a lot of people as funny, but I’m afraid it was too dark for me.
There is no better story POSSIBLE in the BTB (or .22rimfireTB) portion of LIT! No point in reading in LW any longer! Guess I’ll have to switch to SciFi. Adios!
10*
I did enjoy it. Sounds like he enjoyed he experience. Loved the last line. Thanks.
Well, on second thought, this tale wasn’t the perfect LW tale. Nobody got run over by a damned old train, and no detective (good cop nor bad cop) ate a free donut!
Still a 10*
Great story, the only question I have is "Where was that woman when my ex was cheating on me". By God I would truly have loved to have her on MY side...
Don't piss off Lena?
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I mean, she's killed once, what's to stop her from doing it again?
So i was drinking my coffee and then i ended up doing a nasal discharge,thanks for the story.
The only LW story that I've actually enjoyed and given more than 3*. You have a great sense of humor.
liberals have guns too; they just don't masturbate about them online
Lovely story full of humor and intrigue. The author even added some love and sex to spice it. Thanks for the story.
Absolutely wonderful! Can't wait to dig into other stories of yours. Thx
FYI Gun control makes illegal guns easier to get. US is not in the top 20 of firearms related murders, we have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the world behind Switzerland which requires all homes to have at least one FULLY automatic weapon in it, oh they are lower down the list than the US. The UK is near the top as is France both with ridiculous restrictions. Guns make for polite societies.
I am disappointed she confessed, and that they left the gun intact. Why tempt fate?
Thanks for the fun, and the effort.
need another chapter, Lena needs to have his kids. She proved she loves him and he's her man, REAL HUSBAND...
That ending was one of the absolute best I have seen in a BtB - thanks for the laughs.
5/5
and can I Have this dance for the rest of our life. TK U MLJ LV NV
Rave it up on da bitcha‘s tomb. I‘ya laugh ma ass off mon.
Five‘a FAT SPLIFFS fo ya, mon
An entertaining, humorous and very well-told story, Thank You 5* and favorite story!
Nothing special here. Although karma did step in and balance the universe. Not sure who’s car the cheaters were in when mayhem occurred, however. Three stars ⭐️ for this one.
I loved cop show humor, the tons of cliches, and dancing on her grave? More, damnit!
I thoroughly enjoyed the tongue-in-cheek attitude of the story.
Nice job
smokepole
The anonymous from 2 days ago is DAMN hard to please. "nothing special here?" Great story, great humor - thank you for your story. 5*
Better than [The House's Wife], more thought and plot development I think. Drop the social commentary and you will get a larger following. The U.S. is 1/3rd Liberal, 1/3rd Conservative and 1/3rd Other. Try it from the middle point of view and you will at lease get the middle, some Dem's and Some Rep's. Pissing off 2/3rds of your potential readers only reduces the number that follow you or make you a Favorite Author. Better yet just drop the social commentary all together and see how that works for you. One thing is certain and that is you will never change anyone's opinion because they are formed at an early period in there life, usually helped along by there parents or someone they trust and respect. But of course that is, Just One Mans Opinion.
Shades of HDK. Wisecracking main character. Sorry about the bodies but loved the story.
@sbrooks103x
"The DA had little hope".....,very similar to your comments
".... use it as leverage to get him to incriminate Sandy."
Incriminate Sandy? he didn't do anything, how could be incriminated?
however a funny (in a dark way) and well scribed tale. 5 golden ones.
5 stars.
I loved the dark but carefree humour and the unexpected ending.
I do not think that people approving of this story in anyway condones murder anymore than watching CSI on telly for entertainment condones murder.
It just shows that we understand the concept of fiction.
Moral of the story: don't fucken get Lena mad! BTW I bet she bought a bigger gun for replacement
I made from spewing coffee across the room laughing at this story🤣. 5*
A Very shitty story! Total drag – and so confusing that I think the writer did not really know how and what to write. He tried being amusing or funny but there is nothing like a joke that falls flat! 1-Star! A total wste of time!
What an excellent story, told with such humour! Loved it. Keri really was a dreadful bitch and deserved to die. One of the funniest BTB stories I've read on this site. 5*s
Hell Skip, that was hilarious! I broke out with a laugh several times then spewed my coffee at the ending! Thank you for the enjoyable read!.
Killian
A great addition to my favorites list, lovely dry humor, very well written. I laughed till I ran out of breath.
How did you hold your tongue in your cheek long enough to write this? Hilarious!
First of all, if Sandy had even a half decent lawyer he would have come out of a divorce in fairly good shape... did he even consult one?... So, this pretty much makes Sandy a willing cuck and whimp too frightened and victimized to make the necessary changes to get on with his life... he wanted the the pain and victim status and got exactly what he deserved... I have no sympathy for him whatsoever... afterall, another woman had the cajones to do for him what he was incapable of doing for himself... I only see a dead end if she connects with him.
Hilarious and totally entertaining. Burying the gun at the grave was risky and a bit of a yawn but a fun event to match the story Great Job, Thank You 5*****
TraLaLa, I usually try to ignore your moronic jibes, but yes, he didn't do anything to be incriminated for, but the police don't believe that, so if they got Petro on something else they'd still try to get him to flip on Sandy.
5 stars. Beautifully done. At first I thought it was cute but kind of predictable. Then the last 3 paragraphs. The last paragraph made me laugh out loud.