All Comments on 'The Pirate'

750 word snippet I have enjoyed.

Not a story as it can't be but really nice.

Please don't do any more.

5*

That line alone made the story worth the read. Too funny for words. But all I could picture in this story was Johnny Depp chasing some wench around the ship's cabin. Better this was in humor.

Someone's been influenced by reading "The Pearl" I see.

Good olde Victorian erotica.

Now, where be that wench? Me ship is in dire need of a port.

5 stars!

While this may have been one of the best 750 word story I've read on here, don't do it again! You're too good of a writer, so want to get a lot more than 750 words out of you.

A most excellent story, 5 ☆s!

I thought we has us a real Pirate’s tale there, but it was one of them fancy dress up parties all along. Still enjoyed it, even with no bloodshed.

A little play is good for the soul!

5

That was very funny. I did have an inkling that it was role playing, but not sure till the end. 5*****

Well done. Left a smile on my face. Love diverse, novel storylines.

Okay, I know this story was all role play, but why, whether it be rape or cuck stories, do the guys stick their cock in mouths that don't want them? It's an invitation to getting it bitten off!

Thanks for the entertainment Captain Jack.

Great job, Sleepery.

With all the "pirate" stories here, I was afraid this would try to be serious about pirates. It was far more fun than that. Thanks for sharing.

Very funny. Thanks, sometimes you just need a good laugh.

Outstanding! That is lots of fun to read! Thanks for sharing.

That was nice.

Only thing missing

was a little rum.

Top ratings from me.

Pego? really?

Someone that put some decent thought into making a fun read!!

Hark, that is what thou means by "splitting the main-brace?" Nah, didn't think so either, it does not taste nearly the same but will put a smile on your face. Make the wench walk a stiff wooden plank. May you always sail the seven seas with a stiff wind and fallowing seas.

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5*, Hooyah, Salute, from a Crusty Imperial Exalted Shellback of Neptune's realm.

Hope it works for them.

Thanks for the effort.

The sex and the puns were great. :)

Good job SleeperyJim. Keep up the good work. Thank you.

@sbrooks103x

Do you ever lighten up? Your comment was the only negative in the 21 comments here.

You need to take a break once in a while and smell the roses.

Love the humour and dialogue

Now that fun! Thank you! If it'd been me I don't think I could have kept a straight face saying those lines and probably ruined the mood! LOL!

Killian

I saw Johny Depp in an adult " Pirates of the Carribean"

Funny!

LOL

Cute! 5*

A delightful 5-star dalliance. This is what 750 word challenge can be in the hands (pen?) of a skilled writer.

This is my 1st dip into your story pool. I'll come back and swim around in a bit.

very good, as usual..................

I really enjoyed writing this one, chuckling all the way through as I typed. But I did do research as well. Pego is genuine archaic slang for a penis, as used in the Victorian and Georgian eras. You would be astonished at some of the other terms for body parts and sex acts. Even in a 750-word, I do like to get things right.

"...my galleon sallied forth and invaded her port...". HAHAHAHAHAHA! I've read some other stories so I know the author is not a 20yo stoner. Reminds me of a little adolescent nonsense:

"To the woods, to the woods!"

"No! I'll scream!"

"How loud can you scream?"

"ohh"

"To the woods, to the woods!"

What a fun read! Quite this author's trade mark! 5*s.

THAT WAS FUN!

Love it!

Love it!

Good one. Easy to see it coming, but none the less an enjoyable read. Four stars.

JPB

Loved it.

Cute

Lovely.

No mention of Master Bates, seaman Staines or Rodger the cabin boy. None of these were in Capt Pugwash, but strangely Bates was the name of the Master in a well known Sunday night seafaring drama.

Jim says he likes to be accurate but: The hilt of a cutlass has no pommel so is not heavy enough to smash through a door. Can foppish describe a garment that is (generally) unseen. I've only ever seen foppish used in terms of gents attire. Useless fact or perhaps folklore the last naval use of a cutlass was HMS Cossack's boarding party on The Altmark.

If we're going to be silly, it's sad that the sexual union was not that of the fabled "Angry Pirate." This is where the male deposits his load into the lady's eye, then kicks her in a shin as she goes to stand. Think about the lady's hand and leg positions.

Sweetly funny. I’m happy for them both.

Shiver me timbers, there be squalls ahead!