by thecuriousgeorge
Albeit masochistic and genitally shaven myself'; the writer might consider a bi-sexual correspondence with a Eunoch, before committing himself to purely feminist forces?
If only the wife could put her feelings into words. She probably has just as interesting of a story to share.
Hi John, Mr obvious here. Your dinner is flat on her back right in front of you. Here's a clue you won't need any bread to dip into your sauce.
If you haven't had your balls crushed take your wife with you, to your next grooming.
'(!)'
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