All Comments on 'The Worst Night of My Life'

This writer needs an enema! His shit stinks!

so she ends up with gonnerea and he ends up with no wife don't know why he would stay he made a mistake she was just cruel just another whore story

That was really one of the nastiest things I've seen in LW.

The marraige, like the lingeree, is torn and ruined.

Finally he can get rid of Laura, divorcing her for drugging and kidnapping him. Now he can date Emily.

What a cunt! After the divorce dipshit waited until his now ex and the two asswipes who’d fucked her got together for dinner a few months later.While they were in the restaurant he cut the brake lines in the car they came in and went home. Sure enough,when he turned on the local news the next morning all three had died in a horrible car wreck. The end of them and this nasty story!

A few hours later i was able to move. They were asleep and i managed to slip out of the room unnoticed.

I picked up the phone and called the cops and an ambulance, explaining to them what happened and i that i was afraid for my life. Within 10 minutes the police were there. Once they pounded on the door, i managed to stumble to it and open it just in time for Laura to yell no from the top of the stairs.

The police entered in the house, guns drawn. Laura froze and laid face down on the floor at the polices orders. She was cuffed whilst still naked.

As EMTs were checking my vitals and prepping me on a gurney, the cops went into the bedroom to find the fuckheads trying to hide, as if they were going to fool the cops.

What i didn't see last night was a camera hidden in the room and, as luck would have it, it was still recording.

Their phones, clothes, bags and everything of theirs was confiscates. A thorough search of their belongings as well as the house revealed 2 unregistered firearms and alot of drugs.

Later tests showed that i was dosed with near lethal doses. Furthermore, upon inspection of their phones, it was found that everything was a setup, Emily included. Everybody was in on it.

They were arrested and taken to jail after EMTs took various DNA samples off their bodies. A warrant was out on Emily and was caught trying to catch a greyhound.

The DA had a long list of charges for each of them. The fuckheads got 25 to life as they brought in the drugs and sold them to the whore.

The whore got 15 and was the centerfold of the national media. The reporters had a field day with this story. It got so bad that her parents left town after disowning her.

Her smirk was long gone, she was a shell of her former self. I laughed as the judge granted a 90/10 split in my favor in telhe divorce, with mighty fine financial compensations from the fuckheads and the other whore.

Speaking of Emily, she got off easy with 5, but i doubt she'll be getting a good job in the next 20 years as they've all been added on the national sexual predators list.

This type of 100 fold "payback" can bring out the misogynist in just about any man.

Maybe a part 2, please

My wife found a palr of panties in my car. I love her dearly and didn't want to lose her. I told her the first thing that popped into my mind. I told her that I had a panty fetish and that they were mine. I said that I had been wearing panties for many years. She was very skeptical. I started wearing panties everyday to convince her. She still wasn't sure I was telling the truth. One day when her friend was over, she told her that I wore panties and made me drop my pants and show her. She also took me to a lingerie store to buy me some panties. She told the young girl that waited on us that the panties were for me. She asked the girl to measure me then said it would be more accurate with my pants down so she pulled my pants down and the shocked girl measured me in my panties. After a few more instances like this I just said fuck it and told her I had had a brief affair. The good news was that I could stop wearing panties. The bad news was that my wife wanted to get even so she had an affair of her own. She said that she had fucked three guys a total of 18 times and had blown them about a dozen times and wanted to know if we were now even or should she fuck some more. Since my affair consisted of two fucks and one blowjob, I said we were even!