This Ain't Mad Men XXX

WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the actresses, TV shows, people, places, etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence. I do not own any of the TV shows, trademarks, actresses etc referenced in this story. I am making no money as the result of writing this story.

Starring: Christina Hendricks, Jordi 'El Nino Polla'

Celebs Meet Porn Stars: This Ain't Mad Men XXX

An erotic celebrity fan-fiction story.

Based on an idea/series by Cadeauxxx

by DaxG2001

Codes: Cons, MF, Oral, anal, inter.

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Before the feature presentation begins, some special footage rolls as we get a close up of a pair of huge, rounded breasts packed tightly into a straining, red top. The camera lingering for a long while on these tits before a manicured hand comes up, slowly tilting the shot upward to a smirking, gorgeous face of a red-headed actress.

"Eyes are up here, buddy." Christina Hendricks says teasing, but with a look that shows she's more than used to men staring at her more than generous assets.

"Sorry, Christina..." The cameraman said as he zoomed out to take in her body clad in a very old school attire that was right out of her role as Joan Holloway in Mad Men. "Got a little, uh, distracted there." He chuckles without shame.

"Not the first time I've heard that..." Hendricks says, still smirking. "But I guess I am the one shooting a porno today, so I should expect people not to be here for just my acting, right?"

"Well, let's cut straight to the question then!" The cameraman says. "Why? Why shoot a porno? I mean, picking Mad Men to parody is a no-brainer and our fans are gonna love that? But why make the move to do a skin flick?"

"Why?" Christina simply raised up her hand. "See this? No ring on my finger any more." She says with a slight hint of bitterness. "I spent ten years in a marriage for what? Actually, don't answer that. All that matters is that now I'm free, single... And well, why not give the people what they want? I get countless offers to get my fucking tits out on camera every fucking day... So it's time to finally do that on my terms... Plus, if a certain someone happens to be watching..." She said with a shrug of the shoulders.

"Ah, I get it... Show the ex-hubby what he's missing, right?" The cameraman rightly guessed.

"Hey, you said it, not me..." Hendricks gave a wink with a confident smile to match. "See you on set... I've got a hot date with a young stud who I need to fuck my brains out like I haven't had since... Well, maybe not ten years. There was this nice cab ride I had a while back... Which reminds me. I need to book a Silver Screen Express to pick me up after this shoot..." She said, before turning away to walk down the corridor. Giving a flirty look back at the camera as she sensually sways her thick hips as this bonus footage fades out to black.

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This Ain't Mad Men XXX

The video starts off showing an old fashioned, stereotype office room ripped straight out of a Mad Men scene with a filing cabinet and potted plant in the corners. A desk with old style circle dial telephone, pens in a small pot and other generic office materials along with a chair. A chart on the wall with drawn arrow lines going up and down like a sales chart. Predictably for a porno, in big red lettering 'SEX SELLS!' has been written under those graph lines.

Walking in, with a new shot following the sway of her rounded hips, steps Christina Hendricks as she reprises her famous role as gorgeous Office Manager Joan Holloway. Her attire matching the part with her bright red hair done up in the style of the period, held up with a bun at the back and bright red lipstick across her pillowy lips. The red, sleeved top she had on straining against her massive, mountainous breasts and her tight, knee high grey skirt also hugging her juicy ass nicely. Topped up with high heels, earrings and a bracelet. A folder of papers tucked under her arm to play the part.

"Another day, another asshole left blue-balled..." 'Joan' sighs to herself as she pulls out the files, opening the folder to browse through the papers. "Sometimes I wonder how badly this place would fall apart if I wasn't around..." She thinks out loud with a smirk as she closes up the folder. "Now time to put these away and get out of here..." She adds, walking over to the filing cabinet and pulling open a drawer. Deliberately for the cameras bending over forwards. Sticking her rounded butt outward as she pretends she's looking for the pot to put the folder into.

As this happened, we see the young Spanish pornstar hunk Jordi "El Nino Polla". More generically dressed in just a shirt and pants as he carried in a broom and dustpan to play the classic porno role of the office cleaner. Stepping in, the handsome man's eyes go wide as he stares, quite rightly, at that rounded backside (an image helped by a camera shot acting like his POV to zoom in on that swaying rear). Dropping his cleaning equipment in awe of such a rump.

Hearing the clatter, 'Joan' looks over her shoulder with a raised eyebrow and a sexy, playful smile. "Like what you see, kid?" She purrs already shamelessly. Staying bent over for a moment before she slowly stands up. Using a heeled foot to kick the drawer closed as she approaches the man a couple of decades younger than she is.

"Y-Yes, Miss Holloway!" Jordi says with a worried tone and expression, fearing of getting in trouble for being caught staring as he played his part by acting that he knew exactly who this woman was in the company. Even as his eyes now lock onto the massive, bouncing chest of Hendricks as she walks forward. "I mean, no! I mean... Oh shit..." He mumbles as she stands right in front of him with those mounds pushed out towards him.

"You know, you've not the first guy I've caught staring at me..." Christina teased the young stud as she smirked. "But usually they're old bastards and sexist assholes... Not a cute little guy like you..." She reached up, adjusting his collar. "And I've had a really rough day at the office... So how do you feel like helping me, you know, unwind a little?" She said being far from subtle as her tone showed. Along with sliding her hand down his chest towards his pants.

"Si! Yes, yes!!" He wisely said with rapid nods of the head. Eagerness being rewarded as Hendricks reached up and rather brazenly pulled her shirt apart at the front. Freezing her much lusted after, magnificently large and juicy tits to bounce free. With wide eyes, Jordi reached forward and squeezed her tit, making Hendricks moan as she stood. His experienced hands gripping the more than ample flesh for gropes and squeezes. Shifting down as he captured a nipple for a quick rub, before flicking his tongue out at her to continue her groans. Already making her run a hand over the back of his head to show her approval at the tit worship.

"Mmmmmm... Figures... They always go for the tits..." Christina jokes with a sexy laugh as she soon moaned again. Her pornstar lover capturing a nipple as he started to suck on her breast while his hands still fondled her mounds. Making the most of getting a piece of some of the best tits seen in TV and movie history as the curvaceous actress moaned out. "Mmmmmm... But they've never been... Ooooooooh! Half this fucking good!" She moaned, greatly appreciating the savouring way he's handling her rack as she slides a hand down. Returning the favour as she runs her hand over the crotch of his pants to warm him up. Groaning again as he switched to her other breast. Flicks of the tongue and sucks with his lips all as his fingers dig in to squeeze and make her boob jiggle in his sinful grasp.

He would have sucked on those mounds all day if he'd been allowed to, but there were other positions in the script to do as well. Pulling away from her tits with a little reluctance as 'Joan' smirked again at the younger man. Slipping down to her knees in front of him as she went to work, loosening the belt before sliding down his pants. Gasping with surprise as she was almost hit in the face by his long, fat Spanish cock that was made for starring in porn. Her smile growing wider as she took a hold of his cock to stroke him while he stepped out of his lower clothing and his footwear.

"This is the kind of thing I wish I could market every day!" 'Joan Holloway' joked as she smiled up at him. Leaning in for a lick of her tongue across the fat head of his length to start making him moan. The gorgeous redhead swirling around the crown for a moment as her hand worked over the shaft. Her co-star only reaching down to push her ripped open shirt back from the shoulders so those mountainous breasts were in full view. Leaving her to focus as she leaned in. Taking his cock into her mouth a quick, brief slurp before pulling out. Smirking sexily at his groan from the motion before she spat down onto him and pumped the saliva over his inches.

She didn't tease for too much longer. Christina parting those bright red, full lips in order to properly wrap them around his thickness as she groaned from her mouth stretching to take a size she wasn't quite used to. Easing her mouth down as she gripped his base with her hand. Staring up at him while the camera took in the side shot to film his inches vanishing up into her soothing, wet mouth as he moaned out in delight. Her red haired head soon lifting back as the busty American beauty started to suck on this big Spanish cock. Shifting herself up and down onto him and letting out naughty muffled groans of her own as she took on such a wonderful piece of man-meat.

"Mmmmmphhh! Mmmmm! Mmmmmphhhh..." The slurps and moans from the older beauty were heard by the cameras she she bobbed her head back and forth on the shaft of a hunk she was almost twice the age of. Already putting so much effort into the motion that her bright red hair was falling out of place from across her forehead but like a professional, Jordi used a hand to brush it back across. So the camera getting the stunning Point Of View show down at his crotch captured every moment clearly of her pretty face pushing back and forth along his thick rod. The saliva starting to coat his pole from the repeated, smooth motion delivered by the woman starring in an XXX-rated parody of the role she herself made famous.

Lifting her hand off from his base as she pushed her mouth down further onto him, she reached back to slide her shirt off her arms and upper body completely to toss it out of shot. Those hands then cupping her own tits, making herself moan as she put on a sexy show by deeply squeezing them while she dished out a nice, sloppy BJ. "MMMMMMPHHH!! HHHHHHLKKKK!! MMMMMPHH... SSSHHHHLLLKKK..." The saliva dripped off his inches and down her chin. Landing on her jiggling tits that were shaking even from just the motion of her head alone, never mind how she was self groping now as well. Her bright red lips effortlessly sliding back and forth along him without even gagging. "HHHHHLLLKK!! MMMMMPHH!! HHHHHRRRR HHHHLLLKKK!!" The loud sloppy sounds of her sucks ringing out along with the shameless moans of the stud she was blowing. Making a first time viewer perhaps wonder which of the two was the full-time pornstar with how expertly she was sucking this massive rod off.

After another long round of bobs that left his cock shining with spit, she lifted away with a filthy, narrow-eyed gaze up at him as her hand stroked off his length. "You like that, kid?" She purred, spitting onto his dick to stroke it in. "Mmmmm... And it looks like you can last too..." 'Joan' said with approval as she helped herself to another taste of his cock. Kissing over the crown with her full, bright red lipstick coated lips before popping him back into her mouth. Another dose of deep, loud slurps for good measure before lifting back off with a gasp to take in some air. "So how about, junior? Think you can handle fucking this big, massive tits of mine?" She offered, shifting in a little closer as she positioned her body to be straight as she stayed kneeling in front of him. A wicked smile on her face that alone would make men rock hard in their pants.

"Oh yes!! Yes please, Miss Holloway!" He obviously agreed to as any red-blooded man would do. Rewarded for his eagerness as she captured her huge breasts in her hands so the ample flesh easily spilled out around her clutching hands and the front. Her fingers gently holding her nipples between two digits for a sign that this is far from the first time she's used her infamously large chest to pleasure a lucky man. This time however she was lucky to have a fat, long cock that was perfect for slipping between her huge mounds. Capturing his cock into the valley she was making and making him moan instantly when she wrapped her juicy jugs around his meat. The head of his cock just popping out from her very deep cleavage even before she'd started working him over.

But soon the young pornstar hunk was getting what many would kill or pay for. A tittyfuck from Christina Hendricks' huge breasts as she started sliding them up and down his cock. The saliva from the blowjob more than suitable as the lube for her to pump his cock with a quick, smooth motion. Making her boobs smack sharply when she pulled them down into his crotch before raising them swiftly back up. All with a sexy smile as the redhead stared up with lust. "Yeah, you fucking like that, huh stud?" She purred in perhaps language and a tone not completely following the role she's parodying, but no was complaining about the naughty results. "Mmmmm... Like these big hooker tits? Fucking your nice, big, young cock?? Mmmmmm..." She groaned herself, loving how his fat Spanish cock felt so nice and hot between her big American titties as she worked them up and down along his size.

"Mmmmmm! Si! Mmmmm..." Jordi moaned with the obvious answer to her dirty talk as he stared down. Leaning back a little so the camera positioned down could perfectly capture the sight of his bell-end popping out from between her juicy mountains for the POV shot. A sight even hotter with the lusty look on Christina's face as she stared up. Turned on even though she isn't even touching her pussy right now. Half naked and pumping away at a cock of man she's almost twice the age of. Her huge knockers bouncing away even in her tight grasp with how much flesh she has to work with. That motion so smooth and quick it's clear she's far from a novice at dishing out titfucks with her magnificent breasts. Much to this lucky hunk's moaning approval. And she's clearly groaning with appreciating too for finally having not just a cock big enough to do her boobs justice with a stiff fuck like this. But a hunk who can last with a top class woman like her.

"Mmmmmm yeah, you dirty fucker... You love fucking these big, fat, mature fucking titties of mine, huh?" 'Joan' lustfully said as she kept lifting and dropping her huge orbs along his stiff prick. The actress who has won Critic's Choice and Screen Actors Guild Awards looking like she's more suited for picking up adult film industry accolades with how easily such filthy talk pours from her bright red lips along with her moans. "Mmmmm! Yeah, I know you do... I'm fucking old enough to be your mother... Mmmmm... And I'm fucking your big fucking cock like I'm a God-damn whore! Mmmmm!" She added with another lusty smile. Knowing full well the age difference between her and her studly young co-star, and clearly loving that fact of getting this Spanish hunk to moan out thanks to her jiggling, large American tits as she pumped them back and forth along his rod. Adding to the fun with a little lean over, spitting onto his crown when it appeared out so the saliva could be spread into her cleavage when his pole vanished soon after.

"MMMMMM FUCK!! So good, Miss Holloway! MMMMM..." He impressively stayed in character, moaning her character name to keep this sinful porno parody of the role that brought her so much fame clear in the viewer's minds. Even if their attention would be more on those huge, rounded tits being rubbed up and down his still rock hard cock as she kept him deeply sandwiched between her mounds. Her hands still digging fingers into her own flesh but not doing a thing to stop them from rippling around his pole as she fucked his cock with her chest. Keeping herself groaning as she got off on the feeling of the younger man being pleasured by her infamous titties. The sly, sexy smile showing she loved the fact she also had a man here could handle her rack which would have easily finished off most men in under a minute at this swift and stiff rate of a boob fuck.

Just like the previous tit sucking, he could have taken a titfuck all day long from this mature stunner kneeling in front of him. However, she soon stopped her motion. Giving his cock one last grind from her titties all around him before he let go with a sigh and a smile. "About time I found someone who could give my huge fucking tits what they deserve..." She said, perhaps taking a shot at past lovers and even an ex-husband with that line. Standing up with a smile as she turned around. "But it's about time you started doing some work, kid..." She announced, glancing over her shoulder for a stunning look. Easing her tight skirt down her shapely hips so her thick, rounded ass was revealed. Along with her already moist pussy as she stepped out of the skirt and kicked it aside. "Think you can handle me?" She challenged as she moved towards the office desk. Putting a leg up to rest a knee as she assumed the position that allowed both her lower holes to be shown off.. Sticking that ass out towards him in more then inviting fashion with her other still high heel-wearing foot firmly planted on the floor.

"Yes, Miss Holloway!" He smiled and eagerly stepped in. A quick edit to the footage skipping ahead in time as we now see him moving behind 'Joan Holloway'. But in the cut footage some preparation had been done as her asshole was now glistening with lube. Allowing the film to get straight to the action as he spread her thick ass cheek that was closest to the camera for a better view of that tightness. Pushing his thick cock in, making them both groan out as her stunning, sometimes overlooked because of her chest, ass was penetrated by this stud's fat young cock. Easing himself in, allowing her a moment to adjust to the sensation before he started to work himself in and out of her backside. Moaning as he enjoyed the supreme tightness all around his pole from a clearly rarely offered up booty.

"MMMMM!! OH FUCK!! Mmmmmmm... FUCK!! You're fucking huge!! MMMMM..." Hendricks moaned her approval as she stared back over her shoulder at the pornstar fucking her up the ass from behind. Her hands spread over the desk as she leaned over a bit, allowing her already well used tits to bounce as she body started to rock back and forth in time with his motion. Their eyes locking with desire as she moaned out, without any hint of pain in her lusty voice despite taking a massive in size and thickness rod between her plump butt cheeks. "Oooooooooh FUCK!! MMMMM... Yessssssss... Fuck that ass baby! MMMMMM... Fuck that ass real good with that big fucking cock..." She purred with approval as her red haired head tilted with approval. Getting clear pleasure from this butt stuffing despite not even touching her own pussy in this position. Letting the man almost half of her age work his massive length in and out of her asshole as he filled her up and make her rock forward whenever he pumped between those large, fleshy cheeks of hers.

He moaned his obvious enjoyment of getting to be deep inside of one of the hottest actresses in the world. But let his actions do the talking and the action being filmed speak for itself. Working his toned hips back and forth as he fed his cock into that super tight asshole. His hand positioned perfectly to keep her cheek spread so the cameras could zoom in for a close shot of his thick Spanish dick vanishing into that juicy American ass before quickly reappearing as he steadily screwed her from behind. Starting to sweat now after surviving being between her pull lips and those magnificent tits of hers, but now putting in even more work (as a pro pornstar should) to fuck her stunning, rounded ass with a series of stiff and deep pumps.