This Is Trashy TV

This Is Trashy TV

By : DickThePimp

500 million subscribers and counting worldwide... $10 a month each... 20 billion dollars a year in merchandising and advertising... That's 80 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR IN REVENUE... Trashy TV... Cause Trashy Fun Is The Funnest Fun

Trashy TV headquarters... West Hollywood... 100 floors of sexually trashy awesomeness...

"GOD, YES!!! I'M CUMING AGAINNNNNNNNNN!!!!"

"ME TOOOOOO!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! HOLY FUCK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

"ME THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!! UHHHHHHH!!!!! OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WOW!!!!!!"

Damn... I got a great life. Three hot honeys all cumming on me at the same damn time. HOT DAMN!

Beth Chapman... Kate Upton... and Courtney Love respectively all shower me with pussy nut. All over my cock, down my throat and all over my face. HOT FUCKING DAMN!

Beth is bouncing wildly on my fat freaking dick. Kate is grinding hard on my thirsty mouth... and Courtney is being Courtney. She's all hopped up on whatever and squirting all over my face and hair. I dig it though. All of it.

I grope the fuck outta Kate's magnificent, all natural jugs while all the cumming is going on. My fourteen inch dick is buried balls deep in one of the juiciest cunts ever. God Bless Sluts! And Pussy!

I cum all over all three smiling faces, filling all three wide open mouths while I'm at it. I cum and cum and cum. Oh fuck yeah! My gooey cock goo explodes out and my sweet bitches gobble it all up, licking it from all three faces and drinking all globs deposited in those cum crazed mouths. They all three rub those beautiful titties all over my dick too. "UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOD, I LOVE TITTIES!" I yell. Beth, Kate and Courtney all laugh and continue the threeway titty teasing cock massage. I just lay back on my big ol pimp bed and smile... and drink a beer while I'm at it. Loving life and feeling pretty darn wonderful.

...

It's groping day at the office. Well... everyday is groping day actually. But today, it's highly encouraged. It keeps moral real high... and we know a little about getting high around here at Trashy TV.

One of my wives... my main one actually... the one and only Kim K herself.... Kim Kardashian is walking down the hall from her office towards the break room. She runs Trashy TV for me. I'm usually too busy with my extracurricular activities to do it.

Kim runs into one of our employees, our next door neighbor out in Beverly Hills' kid Timmy. He's 18, but looks younger. He's short and skinny, kinda nerdy, but nice. Hard worker too. He's getting ready to start at UCLA so he wanted to make some extra cash for college. His mom blew me twice in a row one night... real good cocksucker... to convince me to hire him. My kinda mom.

"Hey, Timmy." Kim stops and greets him. He just stares and swallows hard. Horny little bastard has a big time crush on my wife. I know the feeling.

"Can I... ummm... I mean... can I please..." Timmy is bedazzled by my babe. Kim giggles.

"Are you asking to grope my tits?" Kim asks, smiling beautifully at shy ol Timmy. Her big, firm melons are stare inducing for sure, especially in that skin tight, black... with TRASHY in big pink and white letters... tee shirt she's wearing. It's cut down the top to her breasts, perfectly hugging them, showing off her ample, oh so beautiful cleavage. Her tits are braless too. Kim came to work prepared for the handsy fun.

Timmy just nods... and keeps gawking hard at Kim's tits.

"Well... it is groping day at Trashy TV so... go ahead." Kim winks at Timmy, grabbing his hands and placing them on her large tits. He squeezes real hard. "Mmmmmm. I like it rough, Timmy." Kim, the super gorgeous cock tease... always.

Timmy roughly gropes my wife's tits for a full minute while Kim smiles and bites her bottom lip, enjoying the rough titty treatment. His hands work over Kim's heaving breasts, rough, then soft, then rougher, then gently massaging them, rubbing the rock hard nipples faster and faster as he goes. Kim coos happily, licking her perfect, light brown, luscious, full, lipsticked lips seductively the whole time.

My dorky cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) walks by and stops behind Kim, watching Timmy maul her boobs.

"Heyyyyy, Kim. Enjoying some groping I see." Spence smirks his patented goofy as hell smirk.

"Hi, Spence. Yes... Timmy is very good at it too." Kim winks again at Timmy.

Spence reaches out and squeezes Kim's world famous booty. His hands squeeze really hard, then softly massage it. He grins real big when Kim shakes it for him. She's having a ball being the extremely beautiful meat in that rough groping, nerd boy sandwich.

Timmy and Spence work over Kim's deliciously curvy body big time. She moans repeatedly, her eyes closed and her tongue out as she's fondled, squeezed and slapped roughly, then softly, driving her insane with delight.

Spence grinds his cock through his skin tight, red leather pants on Kim's unbelievable ass as he massages it. Kim moans again, shaking her ass faster for him. Spence growls in ecstasy as his eight and a half inch dick quickly rubs in between Kim's ass cheeks as she shakes her ass. He pulls up her very short and tight, beige, sequined mini skirt and let's his leather covered weiner rub directly on Kim's flesh colored thong in between those amazingly curvy and beautiful ass cheeks.

Timmy and Spence both grunt relentlessly as they work over Kim's curves. She giggles and smiles, reaching out to rub on Timmy huge, eleven inch dick. A guy that small with a dick that big. It's almost as big as he is.

"Such a big, beautiful dick, Timmy. You're gonna be very popular at UCLA. Mmmmmm." Kim smiles at Timmy. He grins back, closing his eyes as the immense joy of Kim Kardashian playing with his huge dick takes over.

Spence grinds faster on Kim's ass. She keeps shaking it for him. He slaps it and squeezes it as he sweats profusely and watches his big, leather encased dick glide right through that divine ass crack.

"God, you're gorgeous, Kim." Spence comments. His breathing is speeding up, sweat pouring from his forehead. His face is bunched up in ecstasy/fear of cumming and ending the fun.

"Thank you, Spence. That's sweet. Your cock is really nice too. Mmmmmm." Kim smiles back at him, shaking her ass faster on him. That's it. Spence and Timmy both cum in their pants, groping Kim's curves, grunting and groaning with such intense, cum blasting pleasure. My wife really knows how to get somebody off. Love that awesomely gorgeous babe.

Spence is known as the one man bukkake cause he cums so much. His leather pants are flooded with his jizz. Timmy's cum stains through the front of his beige cargo shorts, but he's too happy from getting to play with Kim to care. His smile is so big. Kim giggles again, knowing how much he enjoyed it.

"Thanks fellas, that's was fun. We need to do that again sometime... maybe later." Kim teases. She smiles at both cum drained, goofy grinning nerds and walks away, waving goodbye. Spence and Timmy just look at each other and grin, breathing easy now.

...

Back upstairs in the penthouse apartment...

After the whole cum tornado earlier, I decided to change my hair from the blonde afro I had it in to blonde braids. I guess it was all of Courtney's cum all over it that made me change it. Never know where that coochie's been.

I got my girl Latifah (Queen Latifah) braiding it for me as I sit in my big ol barber's chair while another girl of mine Gina blows me. Kim usually braids my hair, but she's working so I called on Latifah to do it.

Gina sucks me down deep, taking two thirds of my fat fourteen inches down her throat. Her spit is pouring out all around the sides of my dick as her mouth stretches wide to accommodate my girth. She bobs that dirty blonde head wildly on me, looking up at me and winking as she happily gorges herself on my thick meat stick.

Latifah and I are puffing and passing some good shit. First class reefer. She's rubbing them big black lesbian titties all over my back as she braids my hair too. I do love her and them so.

"Damn, dude. You're sexy as fuck! White boy got me all juicy and shit." Latifah and I share a laugh... and the weed... as she kisses my right cheek, her arms round me. "Sexy motherfucker." Latifah is digging me, looking in the mirror as she smokes and kisses me, blowing that sweet smoke slowly all over my ear and neck.

I pop down Gina's throat as I lay back and enjoy the double dose of awesome my bitches are gracing me with. Gina gobbles down my entire creamy load, sucking me totally cum dry. She stands up and Latifah passes her the blunt. She smokes as I massage them titties. All naked and shit. Jiggly and soft. Beautiful freaking tits.

...

Down in the, Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda studio...

My grandmother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is talking to her co host Hoda Kotb at their show desk, preparing for another episode of their show. Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda started out as a segment on their old morning show, but I hired my gorgeous grandmother and her slutty, caramel friend to do the show on Trashy TV right as I started it. It was our first show. It's still a big hit. Second only to Fuck Friends. More on that later on.

"Dave... do you think my tits are too small?" Hoda asks the producer Dave.

"No, Hoda. They're beautiful just the way they are." He walks over to her and kisses her cheek, rubbing her right arm to reassure her.

"Awww. That's sweet, Dave. Thanks." Hoda gives him a sweet smile... and a nice cock rub through his slacks. "Such a nice cock you have, Dave." Hoda knows all about her producer's big cock. He fucked her almost every day in her dressing room til he got married again. His fourth... and he says final... time.

"Yes he does. Too bad it's taken. Lucky bitch." My grandmother chimes in. She's had a few whirls on that fat dick herself. She kisses Hoda, shoving her tongue down her slutty throat, her hand joining Hoda's on Dave's crotch. He plays along for now. Dave's given up cheating though... WHY? (Laughing)

"Mmmmmmmmm." Kathie Lee moans as Hoda fondles her only slightly saggy C cups with her right hand, still fondling Dave's dick with her left. My grandmother is a horny slut from way back. She's sucked off every producer she's ever worked for. She even did several underground pornos back in the day. And she still does porn for me, now. Everyone always thought she was so sweet and innocent. My grandmother is definitely sweet... but innocent? HA!

...

Up in Kim's office...

"Hmmmmm..." Kim looks over the new programming schedule. She rocks back in her desk chair, her pen in her mouth. She's lightly chewing on it as she sees if she agrees on the time slot decisions. They have to get my final approval, but Kim has to approve em first.

Kim's body is still tingling from the double groping session by the break room. It's distracting her. My wife is one horny, freaky chick.

"Rita... call Timmy and Spence up to my office, please." Kim buzzes her secretary, former Fox News host Rita Cosby.

"OK, Kim. Right away."

Kim smiles around her pen, rocking in her plush, black leather chair. It's naughty time again. She gets back to looking over the schedule while she waits for Timmy and Spence. Kim turns on the TV as the live broadcast of Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda starts.

"Welcome to the show everyone. We hope you're horny today. Our special guest, porn queen... and one of my perfect, darling grandson's gorgeous wives... Gianna Michaels will be joining us shortly." My grandmother greets the live studio audience. She and Hoda both flash em, drawing a loud, raucous cheer.

Timmy and Spence are lead into Kim's office by Rita. She starts to leave, but Kim stops her. "Rita... please stay. I think you'll definitely enjoy this." Kim smiles naughtily over at Rita who smiles back, knowing exactly what my very horny wife means.

Over at Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda everyone's getting drunk. My granny loves wine. Lovessssss it. The audience is downing all the free stuff. My grandmother has a deal with Gift Wines so she gets all the free hootch she needs. Even Dave is getting buzzed. Granny gave him the hard stuff. Her sexually devious mind at work.

"So, Dave... how's married life treating you? Wanna fuck us like you used to. Who knows, I'm sure my sweet Gianna wouldn't mind a crack at that big ol piece of meat between your legs." Kathie Lee tries to entice her big dicked producer. Dave looks over at her with a surprised... and nervous look. He knows his wife is watching. He quickly downs the rest of the glass of wine... his fourth... and waves off my grandmother discreetly.

Kathie Lee laughs at Dave's uneasy situation. She gives him a wink and blows him a kiss then reaches over and gives Hoda's left titty a quick squeeze. My granny is such a sweet troublemaker... in the best and freakiest way possible.

Back in Kim's office...

Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda is playing on Kim's custom, 100 inch TV while she watches Rita get the same double groping treatment she received earlier. Spence and Timmy grope away at Rita's thick, BBW curves, both manhandling those huge melons through her red, silk blouse.

Kim is watching closely, smiling happily as she fondles her own big tits. She gets up and walks over to the groping trio. "My turn." Kim says, kissing Rita's cheek. Rita bows out, moving aside so Kim can be the delicious meat in that rough groping sandwich again. Rita watches excitedly, squeezing her huge melons through her blouse.

"Mmmmmmmmm. I love it." Kim moans with pure lust. Her nipples are throbbing, her pussy dripping as Spence and Timmy roughly squeeze, slap and massage her perfect, lush curves through her skimpy clothes.

Spence grinds on her ass again as Timmy concentrates on Kim's big tits. This time though, Spence not only pulls up Kim's sequined mini skirt, he also pulls off her flesh colored thong, sniffing and licking it. Kim laughs and moans, loving the rough manhandling of her perfect body.

Spence holds the thong out for Timmy to sniff. He does, smiling from the deliciously sweet aroma of the Kardashian queen.

Spence puts Kim's thong in his pocket, saving it for later. His dick is so hard as it rubs in between Kim's divine ass cheeks. The red leather of Spence's pants rubs so nicely on Kim's bare anus as he grinds against it, making her eyes roll back in her head.

Timmy's hands can't stop squeezing and shaking those gorgeous cans. He runs em underneath Kim's top, roughly fondling her bare jugs. Kim looks at him, kinda surprised at his aggressiveness, but very pleased by it also. She smiles contently as the rough groping continues. Her pussy throbs from the sensations racing through her highly aroused body.

Kim hears a zipper, but doesn't say anything. She looks over at Rita with a flirtatious smile as she feels Spence's bare cock slide in between her luscious ass crack, rubbing on her winking anus. Rita smirks back, unbuttoning her blouse, seeing clearly where this is heading.

Spence grabs Kim's very shapely hips and grinds faster in between her ass cheeks. She shakes her ass for him, increasing her anus' carnal delight. That hooded weiner slides relentlessly across it, causing Kim's body to shudder with erotic delight. Spence sweats profusely again, watching his uncircumsized dick plow between my wife's cheeks. He bites his tongue, trying not to get too excited and cum so soon.

Kim decides to test him, speeding up her booty shaking, reaching back and rubbing his shaft and hairless balls. Spence hates public hair. His pale weiner throbs excitedly as Kim touches it. "Umphhhhh!" Spence grunts, desperately trying not to cum.

Timmy leans over, pulling up Kim's shirt and licks all over her heaving tits. Kim's eyes widen, loving his idea. Her body is vibrating non stop from the rough and naughty workout Spence and Timmy are giving it.

Rita comes over and kneels by Timmy, reaching in his cargo shorts, fishing out that huge dick. She smiles in delight at the sight. Rita licks the mushroom head and starts sucking. Timmy grins, looking down at her. He grins his ass off, loving his life at the moment. Rita slobbers all over that big ass meat stick, enveloping it ravenously. Her thick, cherry red lips drag up and down it, her lipstick smearing all over it along the way. Timmy breathes hard, grunts and cums. Rita drinks down his thick, creamy load, moaning her taste approval as every drop glides right down her throat.

Spence takes Timmy's place on her tits... his hands do at least. He keeps grinding in between her ass cheeks while he reaches around and roughly squeezes those big, bare tits. Kim licks across her very lovely, very lush lips, her tongue gliding smoothly across her creamy, light brown lipstick.

Kim keeps shaking her ass on Spence's dick. She shakes it so fast that his rapidly throbbing dick almost slips out of her buttcrack, but ends up pushing straight against her anus, slipping an inch or so inside her gorgeous, winking rosebud from the force.

Spence pauses, not knowing what to do. His dick is up the world's greatest ass, but it's accidentally up there. It feels so fucking good that he can't pull out on his own. It throbs hard inside Kim's warm, tight booty hole as he waits for Kim to tell him to pull it out.

Kim pauses too, licking those lips a little faster, surprised by Spence's rear entry, but not turned off by it either. "Oh well." Kim tells herself, her body continuing to shudder with intense erotic delight. She pushes back on Spence's dick, moaning enthusiastically as it inches further up her smooth, silky hershey highway.

Spence can't stop grinning. Kim's awesome ass devours his entire cock, taking every inch in with no problem at all. He starts fucking Kim's booty, still roughly manhandling her tits too. Kim runs her hand down and rubs her quivering clit as she takes the booty banging with a smile. Her nipples pulsate as Spence squeezes her tits, sending electric vibrations racing through her entire, very voluptuous body.

"Can I cum on your face? Pleaseeeeee." Spence begs Kim, pounding up her ass, ready to explode. Kim thinks it over. She knows how much Spence cums. Her carnal urges take over completely.

"Yes. Feed me all that yummy cum, Spence. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim cums herself, her pussy nut dripping onto the carpet. Rita crawls over and sucks Kim's quivering pussy clean as Spence grunts hard and pulls out.

Kim wheels around and kneels. She smiles so beautifully, waiting for the cum avalanche about to hit her. "OH FUCKKKKKK!!!" Spence shouts as he jerks out the tidal wave of jizz. It pumps out full force, splashing and drenching Kim's perfect face, hair, neck and tits. A fat glob hits Rita's face and lapping tongue. She drinks it all down, wiping the cum down her face into her mouth.

Spence can't stop grunting and shaking from the awesome cum sensations.

Kim keeps smiling, licking her lips, tasting the gooey face paint running across her face. "Yum! So tasty." Kim giggles. Spence finally stops cumming, leaving Kim's face, hair, neck and tits totally soaked. It's dripping everywhere. Kim wipes the cum from her eyes and opens them smirking up at Spence who's sweating his pasty white ass off, breathing heavy. She laps at his cum dripping head, sucking hard on it to get out every last drop.

"God, Spence. You have such yummy cum. We definitely need to do this again." Kim deepthroats Spence's half hard dick. Spence shakes spastically, grunting uncontrollably as Kim sucks him clean.

Rita starts licking his cum from Kim's face. She cleans it all up as Kim leans back and smiles away. They kiss when Rita's done, sharing a mouthful of jizzy dessert.

"Maybe Timmy and I can do double anal on you some time... for Trashy TV." Spence shocks Kim. She laughs, impressed by his forwardness and idea.

She thinks it over. "We'll see. No promises though." Kim winks at Spence. She and Rita kiss again as Timmy and Spence high five.