by bawdybloke
Anonymous >> "Can I get a refund?"
Sure. to access your refund from access to a FREE website where you read a FREE story simply press the power button on your device for approximately six seconds.
This will then save you in electricity bills, the refund you are due.
Thanks, please don't hesitate to stop by if you have any more questions I can help you with. Now, I'm off to write chapter nine.
;-p
(Alternatively, just don't read the sick imaginings from my mind on this site any more)