All Comments on 'Wrong Number'

good one :)

FYI: Have her go sit in a bath and the phone, condom, gerbil, whatever will soak it's way out.

sounds like something from SNL on USA T.V.. But this should have been in mysteries, plots and set-ups. TK U MLJ LV NV

Without revelling too much, I'll attest to the validity of receiving phone calls in such situations.

It was a argument between some friends of mine and me, that was settled quite satisfactorily as far as I was concerned.

Nice little loving wife story Mr Tease, youre living up to your title. Lol

Amanda.

I, for one, don't mind a true "loving wife" occasionally. Anyone would be lucky to find such love.

Cheers,

Wulf

The Brit has given us all a 5* smile with his wit and charming story telling abilities.

As for the phone thing - I may have to consult with my wife about conducting certain experiments - not that I don't believe Mandy1, but... some things one must prove to one's self. HAHA!

clever and fun...thank you!

enough said, well done, very clever. Would've been fun to read about fishing it out. LOL. Great job per usual. Thank you

A 5 for a nice touch at the end and all the way there.

Three Hundred Pounds & the wife won't give husband a proper tumble in bed? Must have been bad day for pound was on the currency exchange!

That was a great read with more than a few chuckles. Top score. A bit of truth now. Two years ago I used to drive a large tanker truck that was so noisy that I could not hear my phone. So I used to turn it on vibrate and put it on the seat between my legs. I always knew where my phone was and I always hoped somebody would call. Truth. Thanks for the read Brit. Jim

This was a really fun story - well written and conceived. The only thing I would have done differently, the way you introduced the husband's character, was have him be exposed as a friend of her husband whom she didn't know, but that he sent there to set her up for this practical joke. That would explain how he knew her husband's name and was trying to call him but couldn't because of where the phone was located.

It would also have allowed the stranger to decide if he wanted to screw his friend (her husband) and go beyond the original practical joke they had at first planned, seeing if he couldn't get her to go to bed with him. That would be a true loving wives story.

Still, as I said, this was a rousing tale the way it is written here.

Some role playing for a loving couple. Lots of fun.

OH YEAH

An absolute gem!

Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me NOW?

CAN you hear me now?

It's an excellent story, as most stories by Britease.

I am not giving a full 5 stars only because the story shifted into role playing.

I would have preferred if it was something like the two shifts I propose below:

1. Gordon is a stranger and Hubby (who ended his project earlier than planned) unexpectedly enters the bar when Gordon is trying to fish the phone

2. Gordon is a Hubby's friend and it's all a set up by the two devilish guys

I do not understand why it isn't rated higher.

I cunt ear what you're saying

Another good story from you...Thank you

good thing it was on Vibra-Ring. TK U MLJ LV NV

As for retrieving the 'pleasure device',just remember 'The Arabian Nights'.

Facing the 'Cave of Treasures' , say the magic words, "Open SIM-SIM".

LOL.

I'm quite old fashioned and have barely caught up with the last generation of cell phones. I actually have a couple of them that could have been used in this story.

But my newest one is an android with waaayyy more capabilities than I'll ever explore.

In my wandering about in a local toy store (yes, that kind of toys) I found a little device called an "Uno". There's also one called duo but they didn't have one. Anyway, the Uno is a slightly smaller than an egg egg-shaped vibrator with the unique capability to be controlled by any modern cell phone from (they claim) anywhere in the world. It's programmable with up to ten or so vibration patterns that can be set to run endlessly or manually for "up close and personal" experiences, such as on a dance floor or other public place. It's rechargeable by a USB port and runs about four hours on a full charge.

When placed within the vagina it provides an amusing amount of amazing stimulation for both the carrier and the witnesses. I had to get two of them 'cause my wife won't share hers with my girlfriend. Even better, I can control both of them from the same phone.

The "pick-up" who turns out to really be the hubby? Been done to death.

I see this is a few years older, maybe this was one of the first, LOL!

Hubby would be lucky I didn't kill him. I married my husband to become his wife, not his slut/whore/prostitute. If he treats me as anything less than his wife, he will soon be my considerably poorer ex-husband.

Never heard of roleplay?

She seemed to have a good time. Shit, she set the pace, didn't she? "Do it here in the bar." If she'd have said "take me to your room" or anything else, the'd have gone off to a room and continued the "cheating wife/prostitute" roleplay there. If she'd have said "Mark, I'm not comfortable with this and want to go home" He'd have probably stopped. But she played along: "No, it won't fit, tee hee" not "No, I do not consent." "Turn it off, damn it!" Turned into "A few more minutes," when he gave her back her phone. It's a game. Jesus, you're as lame as the anon that keeps crying about everyone being aids-ridden cuck.

You are just full of these enjoyable little briefs, aren't you?

Well done!

Another parameter to consider when buying a new phone. Will it fullfill my needs?

(spelling error intended)

That was a real tease, Brit.

Need to link Mark to Gordon and give Mark motivation for setting up Linda.

Pure garbage.

By the happily married couple. A Loving Husband story, I think!

Again,pretty funny little story.

Lol fun and funny

One of your more sensual, eroticisms. Another of the twists in the middle of the story that bring such delight.

No

Stupid people

Friend who is married to long time surgical nurse.

Amazing what stupid people put in there (vagina.)

And men? Ball point pens in penis etc. Hopefully they don't pass on their genes.

It's a story people. And a funny one.

Funny role play. Love the epilogue with who is calling Mark so late. Hehe.

stupid!

Seriously two pieces of trash seeking out thrills in public

When I was in medical school, a chap was brought

to our hospital emergency room complaining that

he had a peanut butter jar trapped in his rectum.

Try as he might, he lamented his failure to remove it.

None of my classmates nor I ever heard if surgery

was needed to remove it or not.

However, the question which spread around the wards

for weeks was “Smooth or Crunchy”?

Light, married fun… lighten up, people.

LOL!!!!!